I know you like watching porn, even more so if it’s free, but it can be hard to narrow down where you go look for it. After all, with so many tube sites it can be a bit difficult to make a determination with so many options where to spend your time to bust a nut or two.
Sure whacking it to somewhat grainy, gay smut will do the job, but it just isn’t as satisfying as jerking to original, high-quality video in all of its gay glory. So, to make this easier, I’m on a mission to review all of the platforms for porn out there to make things that much easier for you.
The Kind of Smut You Will See
The nice thing about tube sites is that you usually get a taste of everything that the internet has to offer. Whether its bears covered in hair eating ass or smooth gym bunnies topping a tied u twink, you’re usually going to find them on just about every gay tube there is.
(Come to think of it, why does so much gay slang refer to dudes with different body types as certain animals? You don’t find this in any other orientation. If someone wants to explain it to me, go ahead and message me.)
Of course, certain tubes usually have some kind of focus, which is based on what the users prefer to upload from other sites or to make themselves and post to their accounts. On some of these sites, the preferred type are muscle studs, on others it's twinks, and some users show off their penchant for older men. However, Vporn doesn't really seem to have a "preference" if you get what I'm saying. Instead, just like the bigger tube sites like Porn Hub you get an even spread of everything that the world of queer porn has to offer.
Well, at least except for scat and freaky shit like that. I’m pretty sure that you still have to go looking for the shit (pun intended) these days, fortunately.
Basic Page Layout
When you click on a video, the first word that comes to my mind is basic. That's not to say that the look of each page is terrible. I actually find the simplicity actually really nice to use. Everything is intuitive like the pages on a porn site should be. After all, if I’m looking to porn and might be using my mouse and keyboard single-handedly, I don’t want to feel like adjusting something on screen should be like operating the space shuttle.
Anyway, on each page, you can toggle between video fidelity, just like you can on YouTube. Besides all of the basic information like the title, you can see all of the tags, categories, and pornstars which appear in the video. If that information hasn't been added, then you can actually include it yourself. Scroll down the page, and you'll find more related videos which are similar to the one you just watched like other tube sites but vag warning! This site is gay but does have some porn featuring hetero hunks with chicks, so you are going to see a bit of pussy in some thumbnails from time to time.
The one real downside is that there is no comments section, but sometimes I think “who cares?” Tube sites aren’t for deep intellectual discussions of the porn actors performance – they’re for helping get your rocks off.
Basic Website Design
Like each video page, the rest of the website is pretty minimalist in its design. On the homepage, you'll see a bevy of videos with guys practically begging for cock in every thumbnail. Unlike other tubes, the videos are pretty well titled and actually describe what you are going to see or where the video is from. In the thumbnail, you can see the title, uploader, video length, how many views it has, how it's been rated, and, most importantly, whether or not it's in high definition.
Remember that some of this stuff may be pirated so be careful when cruising through this site. I ain’t responsible if your candy ass gets locked up for downloading a hundred gigs of stolen porn.
The Search Options Are Good
Most of the videos, no matter how new are properly categorized and tagged. Although I’m not entirely sure, I think that vids which aren’t described with the right labels would be thanks to the viewers pretty quickly. I bring this up because having the right labels attached to clips make or break a good porn site, especially when you search for the right stuff.
When I've searched around on the website for a while, and everything seems to run pretty well. Even if you enter in obscure search terms you will most likely find what you are looking for. You can filter results by upload times whether it's videos posted in the last day, week, month, or at any time. Furthermore, sorting can be done by relevance, views, rating, how many times a vid's been favorited, and other factors you'll find on other tubes.
All of the typical categories are present so you won't have a hard time finding the kind of stuff to get you hard, but the selection in some sections is a bit limited.
I'm sure you're not interested in straight and female porn, but if you're into shemales, you can adjust your criteria to search for those videos, too.
Pick a Pornstar
A lot of free sites are starting to set up a page which lists and ranks the members' favorite porn performers. Though Vporn has features for straights, there is a search function for male models, too. It doesn't distinguish between gay and straight actors so I can't promise how much guy-on-guy action you'll see but if you're into muscled straight guys, using this tool is an excellent way to see their stuff.
Like I said before, this site doesn't seem to cater to anyone taste, but it is worth noting that a lot of the top-ranked performers are black dudes, so if you're into BBC straight or gay, you really should check this out.
Getting An Account…
Viewing this website is entirely free, you can always get an account which gets you access to a few more neat features. To do this, all you need to do is enter your email address, set up a unique password, and pick a username. In addition to watching videos in standard and high quality, you can download and watch HD videos for free, too.
…And Becoming An Active Member
Besides being able to watch videos in high def and download them you can also take a more hands-on role as a member. I am of course referring to being able to upload your own videos to the site. In addition to being able to provide content for the rest of the users, you can also partner with Vporn and make some money on the side. All you need to have is an account, some content of you showing off your cock, and message them via their Contact Us section.
Check Out the Vporn Shop
Unlike a lot of other tubes, VPorn even has an e-store. The selection is actually pretty good since they carry a whole bunch of shirts, phone cases, water bottles, and hats. And rather than have a shitty smattering of crappy t-shirts, their apparel is pretty unique and funny, too. For example, one t-shirt has a great dick joke, and another one reads “Smile If You’re Gay,” so I’m sure you’ll find something that you like.
You can often order different products in whatever color you wish, you can return products if you’re not satisfied with them, though I find that unlikely since the materials they use are of good quality.
You Might Like the Blog As Well
For you readers who like to keep up with the industry Vporn has a fairly well-kept blog section, too. After all, they describe their blog as…
“…the number one porn blog on the world wide web. While you endlessly browse the Internet, hunting for the best adult content, news, pornstars, porn sites reviews and many more."
Well, that sure sounds impressive and like I said the blog is well maintained, but there is a catch. As you might guess, since this site is also for heteros the focus tends to be on female stars and the mainstream (read: not gay) part of the porn industry.
Still, there is some good stuff which might appeal to a gay guy. For instance, a recent post features an interview with 15 black pornstars answering the biggest question in porn – does size matter? And yeah, the page is loaded up with pictures of BBC.
Posts like that are pretty rare, but I'm sure if more of you guys joined this site they might start posting queer-friendly content.
Should You Too Check It Out?
Like a proper tube, there are loads of good videos which showcase the gist of jizzum producing content the gay world has to offer. The web design is clean, and there are no particularly exciting features. On the other hand, you don't have to deal with pop-ups, adverts, or any other form of bullshit in my experience.
All things considered, this site is worth checking out and has some unique stuff. That said, an e-store isn't the most thrilling thing, and there's nothing else particularly attention-grabbing about this site. For those reasons, I give Vporn three out of five hands.