The internet is a strange place. Every day it seems like there are new sites developed by entrepreneurial people who have put a lot of thought and effort into a platform for entertainment, information, or shows of businesses services and goods. And for every one of these marvelous web innovations that make the world go around, there are at least three new filthy porn sites that go up to entertain all of you perverts out there.
To keep up with this constant outpouring of straight and gay smut, I stay hard at work inspecting and writing reviews for all of these new porn pages. My most recent overview is, obviously, the tube site ePorner. I've already done a review of the straight version of this website and had some pretty good things to say about it overall. So, all of you bis will probably appreciate my review of its straight content, so check it out. There’s lots of lovely ladies and some big-dicked tranny porn and other stuff to see – I promise you’ll love it.
But for you guys who lean closer to the number six on the Kinsey scale, I've gone through and revisited this website to assess its queer content. And the first thing you should know, besides the fact that this is technically a straight tube, is that this site has all of the standard stuff you'd see on a sex tube. That isn't really a good thing, and it's not really a negative, either. The one thing that you might be distracted by is all of the ads and links to heterosexual porn, so be prepared for that.
There Are a Ton of Videos
Like any good tube site, there are tons of videos to look at. Just search for "gay" videos, and you'll get over 10,000 videos. New videos are uploaded pretty frequently though not as often as other tubes. Still, with so many thousands of videos, you've got a lot of stuff to choose from. All of the standard fetishes and mainstream stuff is represented on this site. Whether you're into seeing emo boys fucking around, footage featuring the whole "forced" to suck dick fantasy, or frat boys getting fucked in the ass, you'll find what you are looking for.
When it comes to specific content, the thing you might love (or really, really hate) is the source of the videos. Now, I’m sure most of you guys know that a lot of videos on tube sites are either free promo videos – that or they’re uploads of unlicensed full-length videos from cyber pirates. Of course, most tubes have some amateur community which posts their own videos which gives you some kind of fresh stuff to look at, even the smaller ones.
Well, everything on ePorner is promo clip after promo clip. Some of you might like that since you get anywhere between five to ten minutes of (decent) quality footage from professional sites. On the plus side, that means you get free and, from what I can tell, legal porn without having to get a subscription or worrying about preview limits on the professional website. On the downside, you only get a selection of the highlights of a video and not the full course.
I did some pretty thorough checking and couldn't find a lick of evidence that there is are gay site users posting their own porno videos. There are plenty of videos of twink guys licking each other all over, though.
The video quality in both resolution and consistency isn’t the best compared to other tubes. Most stuff is either in 360p or up to 720p. On top of that, there's no filtering tool to find high def videos and, as far as I can tell, there doesn't seem to be any videos which are in 1080p resolution.
But Get Ready to Sort Your Way Through Confusing Titles
Another thing that tube sites are known for is hosting videos with wonk ass video titles. Then again, with premium sites uploading footage previews and amateurs posting their own stuff, there usually is a balance of appropriately titled videos featuring guys doing totally inappropriate things. But, like you might have guessed, ePorner is not only a haven for short promo videos but badly titled ones.
In fact, you could even make a game of trying to guess what each video might show based on the title. I mean just read some of these titles, then log into the site, do a search, and see what you find.
Here are just a few examples…
Title: Characters having gay sex Kain Lanning and Tyler Bolt are up to no supreme today A
What might you guess is in this video? Well, if you thought that the two performers going by the moniker Kain Lanning and Tyler Bolt you'd be right, but what else do you reckon is on there? The word "characters" is in the title, so maybe they're dressed up as comicbook superheroes, or it's one of those porn-with-a-plot videos? Perhaps they're fucking outdoors while painting the town red – or should it be pink (?) – since the phrase "are up to no supreme" and maybe the posted fucked up while typing.
Well, if you guessed stuff like that or anything like that, you'd be wrong. It's just a video of two guys swapping blow jobs and 69ing each other. Granted the footage isn't bad, but you wouldn't exactly be able to tell from the title.
Title: Big balled latino and boys nude wrestling movietures gay With apps and phones it s
If you thought that you might see a video featuring one or more guys who are Hispanic, you might be right. It's really hard to tell, but it seems like the models might be Latino. After all, they do speak in Spanish. However, there is not nude wrestling at all, and I have no idea what was supposed to be implied by the reference for apps, phones, and "movietures."
So what all is in this clip. Well, it's actually a pretty steamy scene with a twink getting his throat drilled by two hung, uncut guys. Like you might think, just like with other promo clips there aren't any cum shots, and there's no other kind of play in the scene.
And last one…
Title: Sweet boy gay sex story video Two Hot Guy That Love To Fuck In Public
So what are your guesses? A group of Pinoys gays cluster fucking on a king-sized bed in a hotel room? Maybe it's a black cop anally violating a perp with a nightstick. Actually, it's exactly what it sounds like – two dudes butt fucking outdoors. In fact, not only is there one scene but two with the same chaps switching locations while loving each other's parts in public.
Who’d have thought that?
In all seriousness, I bring this up because you can find well-labeled videos, but it's hit or miss. So when you're searching around, I'd stick to scrolling down to the bottom of the page to click on related search terms. Unlike most sites, you can't really rely on the search engine to find what you're looking for. Oh, and if you're vagina-phobic, you might want to be careful about using the popular search options. You'll probably find yourself on a page full of thumbnails filled with pussy.
Technically There Are Loads of Photos & Gifs
But they're all hetero-oriented. I found that to be a nice surprise seeing nubile ladies showing off their naughty bits, but you'll be hard pressed to find any guys rocking their cocks. There aren't even that many shots of chicks sucking dick either. And this leads to another problem with this website is that everything leads to the straight stuff. Even if you are watching a gay video, if you scroll down you'll find that the only video recommendations are from the main part of the site.
This means a mess of thumbnail of big-titted babes, cock-hungry sluts (the female kind of course), and lesbian orgies. Obviously, this is the kind of stuff that I regularly get off to – or actively participate in – but for the purposes of this review, I think it’s obvious that this is a sign of bad web design.
Is ePorner Good, Bad, or…
…just something different?
When it comes to the basics of the site design, everything is the same as other tube sites. I don’t think that it’s particularly good or bad, it’s just typical.
When it comes to the type of videos, I think it comes down to personal taste. Some people like the perks of getting access to porn from promo sites without getting charged or being limited to a premium site's preview limit. Still, you don't get to see the entire scene, and the quality isn't as good as pro sites or even the footage you'll find on other tubes.
Of course, the lack of amateur videos doesn't improve my opinion either. Their search options aren't that great, and a lot of the video titles are screwy as hell. While I didn't have an issue with it, I'm sure that all of you will hate the fact that so many links all over the site, even on the gay pages lead back to the straight side of this website.
If you're looking for something to do a quick wank to right now, ePorner is worth checking out. But since this website is so meh, I only give it two out of five hands.