nHentai

What’s up, you degenerate little weeb! I bet you hear all the time about how these straight losers prefer 2D tits over 3D ones! But you and I both know that they only say that because they couldn’t touch 3D tits to save their life! You know what people don’t talk about? 2D cocks! You, my cock-loving compadre, can consider yourself a cut above the rest of the straight hentai fans!

You don’t look at anime cocks because you can’t get one. There’s no such thing as scarcity in the gay world! Haha! No, you jack off to 2D degeneracy not because you need to but because you WANT to. And that’s why you’ll find more creative hentai than any straight Otaku can ever dream of! That’s why almost every gay guy I know is into anime! It’s because every gay dude is silently part of a porn super-race and these normie hetero dorks are none the wiser!

Today, I took a dive into the weeb world of porn and found a site that should probably be considered the hub of hentai! I’m talking about nhentai.net! That’s right, you little freak. Forget about all that 4K animation crap. Trust me, the best hentai aren’t ones with the same production value as Violet Evergarden! That shit’s just for the basic bitches.

The REALLY good shit is the straight-from-brain-to-paper manga panels. Why would you care about animation when you have hundreds of thousands of unbridled degenerate creativity at your fingertips? After reading through this shit, I finally understand why manga readers think they’re better than anime watchers, haha! (Spoiler: They’re not! They’re still the same weeb trash!)

If you haven’t given this try yet, I’m about to change your fucking life! But first, there’s something I’ve just GOTTA know! Pegasus from Yu-gi-oh is gay, right? I’ve had this conversation with a bunch of my friends and they think I’m crazy! There’s no way that guy isn’t gay! I mean, a well-dressed twink who’s the CEO of a giant designer company isn’t gay? You’ve gotta be crazy not to think so! Let me know what you think. I need some vindication!

Anyway, it’s about time you grab your onahole and put on your favorite nightcore playlist. You’re in for a long, LONG night! If you’ve never seen this site before, you’ll wonder where the fuck it’s been your entire life! Get ready to go far down this weeby rabbit hole, my friend! I’m sure you won’t mind calling it your new home!

Abandon Hope!

“All ye who enter…” Those are the words you’ll find at the top of the login/sign-up page. And those words couldn’t ring more true! You won’t be ready for the creative filth you’ll see on the endless pages of this site! But that’s not the first thing you’ll see! Like every other porn site, you’ll find a wall of thumbnails as soon as you land on the page!

Most of the thumbnails you’ll find aren’t gonna include the yaoi tag. Although, I’ve seen some pretty raunchy gay manga on the front page. So, don’t you worry… There’s more than enough gay representation to keep you and your cock satisfied! However, if you want your page to be filled with 2D cocks EXCLUSIVELY, just head on to the search bar and type “yaoi”.

There are around 42,000 gay manga comics for your degenerate little dick to enjoy! I know, I know… It won’t seem like that much compared to the normie porn. But trust me, there’s more than enough creative content to blow your load over! You won’t even realize it! Not to mention, there is yaoi hentai being uploaded every day. You couldn’t jack off to the amount of amazing hentai here if you fucking tried!

You’ll also be able to enjoy all of this awesome content for absolutely free! Yeah! You heard me right! You can enjoy some of the most incredibly-drawn gay porn without even having to touch your wallet! So, I’m sure you’ll have already guessed that you’ll have to deal with some ads. It’s… not a disgusting amount of ads, but it’s not great either.

The banner ads are tolerable. You won’t really notice it while your brain is being blasted with dopamine from the list of titles you’ll find. The pop-ups... Well, that’s a different story. It’s enough to notice. In fact, you’ll probably be tempted to turn on your ad-blocker after a few minutes on the site. That’s until you realize how fucking awesome the content is! Then you can’t help but be able to support all this awesome free gay porn any way you can!

Weeb Weiner Wonderland!

Go ahead! Think of any filthy scenario that comes to mind! You bet your ass you’ll find it here! This site has an insane list of just about every fantasy you’ve ever had. That’s the thing about manga… You wouldn’t be able to find a steamy story starring two of your favorite shonen heroes anywhere else. Shit, you wouldn’t be able to find half of the shit you’ll find here anywhere else!

Just type in the name of any two anime characters and it won’t be long until you find a picture of them with a rock-hard cock! If you’re a Dragon Ball Z fan, your cup’s about to run the fuck over! There’s a doujin called “WAKE UP” featuring Goku and Vegeta. You can enjoy 32 steamy pages of our heroes doing anything but training! Haha! I’ll never get over how gay porn is always so much more romantic than straight porn. I mean, do straight people even like each other?!

The only issue you’ll find is that most of these yaoi hentai comics are gonna be in either Japanese or Chinese. That’s right, my cock-loving friend. That’s a stark reality I bet you weren’t ready for today. The Eastern world has WAY more horny degenerates than the West! Surprise! But don’t worry. You don’t exactly need to be able to read Kanji to know what’s going on. Most drawings are as good, if not better than the normal manga you read in your spare time!

That’s right! It’s THAT good! And yes! You read right the first time! It’s all completely free! Aren’t you a lucky son of a bitch!? You’re a few clicks away from having an endless collection of gay hentai that’ll blow your mind! (And not your wallet!). In fact, the content is SO good, I’m sure you’ll want to support the site anyway! Content this good kind of feels illegal!

I found myself reading through one of the mangas titled “Matching Appli Kun”. Hey! Don’t go getting any ideas! It was the most recent one and I was interested! Even a pussy-loving freak like me knows good content when he sees it! And man… was it good! There’s just something about traps in stockings that would make even the straightest guys fix their pants! And watching a hentai drawing of it makes it so much more alluring. If you’ve managed to keep your cock in your pants this long, remember to check that one out when you head over! This doujin is like a masterpiece of every femboy’s fantasy!

What I Liked

I’ve gotta be honest. I wasn’t expecting the drawings to be THIS fucking good. Believe it or not, I’ve read a manga or two in my time. Some of the doujins I came across on nhentai.net are just as good, if not BETTER, quality than manga you’ll find in a comic book store! And you actually have to pay for those! And you don’t even get to cum! Can you imagine?! Count your blessings, my friend. We live in a beautiful world!

What I Didn’t Like

There’s really not much to dislike here. In a few moments, you’ll have access to all the weeb degeneracy you could ever ask for. Sure, you’ll have to deal with an ad or two, but I’m sure you won’t notice when you’re jacking off to your favorite One Piece character doing things they would never do!

If you’d prefer to not have to close pop-up porn while you’re reading, here’s a tip: You can use the arrow keys to switch between the pages. You didn’t hear it from me, but you can’t actually do that on any other doujin site!

Tips From ThePorndDude

A site like this is about as good as it gets when it comes to dirty doujin content. The only thing I would suggest is to allow users to use the random search feature for specific categories. As of right now, you can hit the Random button to surprise yourself with any hentai comic from the site.

For cock-loving degenerates like you, you’re gonna find yourself landing on more pussy than you could ever ask for. I mean, I’m sure you’d love to use that feature too! Just imagine what gems you’d find if you could hit Random with the “yaoi+futa+ahegao” tags. I bet you’d have a fucking blast!

Conclusion

If you were wondering where you could find some ball-tickling weeb degeneracy, then you’ve just stumbled on the holy fucking grail! Nhentai.net has more yaoi hentai than you could ever dream of! In just a few moments, you’ll be enjoying expertly-drawn, FREE yaoi filth for the rest of your life! Make sure you grab some lube! That poor cock doesn’t know what’s gonna hit it!