PichaLoca

Picha Loca! Can we please talk about the cocks? I’m dying to talk about the cocks. Jesus Christ, there are so many fucking cocks on Pichaloca, I could scream. You know I’m not big on cocks, but my crowd is, and I’m trying to get inside their heads. I’m trying to emulate the gay sex drive. If you like cocks half as much as I like pussy, then Pichaloca will feel like Christmas. This is a fucked-up porn tube that doesn’t appear to have a single triple-A porn production among the countless videos that you can watch for free.

In other words, it’s a damn fine porn site. And first of all, let’s get the obvious out of the way, this is a very Spanish site. I don’t mean to say that the porn is in Spanish - it isn’t. The site is in Spanish, and I guess that some Latino owns it. Maybe it’s aimed at Spanish-speaking dudes. I don’t know, and I don’t care. Sex is a universal language, so as far as I’m concerned, all gay dudes are welcome on Pichaloca. You really don’t need to understand what the titles say. You can just see the fucking thumbnails. After all, it’s not like there’s a story to these things.

Hardcore Action, No Bullshit

Have you seen gay porn before? There’s no story in gay porn. Gay dudes only care about one thing: cock. That’s what these videos are about. Cock. There’s a painful amount of cock on this site. I don’t know where they’re getting all of these videos from, but there appear to be new uploads coming in daily, so someone is definitely doing their job. I mentioned that they’re not triple-A productions; rather, they’re the next best thing. You’ve got both an enormous amount of amateur sex tapes and a bunch of high-quality professional productions.

Thankfully, there’s no mainstream bullshit. And by mainstream bullshit, I mean highly scripted nonsensical stories that get in the way of the action. All the smut on this site jumps straight into the action, and that’s exactly what I like to see. Whoever’s behind Pichaloca really has an eye for quality and simplicity. Hell, the entire site is so straightforward that I’d argue you wouldn’t ever need another porn tube, provided you’re in the market for some standard gay fucks and sucks. What more could you want?

So Many Categories

Let’s just jump into the categories. I’m dying to talk about the categories. They’re both fantastic and fucking hilarious. Then again, maybe I don’t understand the gay culture. The very first category on this site is aptly named Spaniards. I guess Spaniards really love, well, other Spaniards? Oh well. Next up, we’ve got Pollones, and I haven’t a fucking clue what that means. Ok, I checked. Google Translate says that’s a Spanish word for giant cocks. I honestly don’t know what I expected. Next up, we’ve got amateur, which is a staple, and then there’s hetero.

I’m sorry, what now? Does this gay porn site have a huge ass category of over a thousand videos dubbed “hetero”? How the fuck does that work? Do they bang chicks? Nope. They get fucked in the ass. That’s how that works. Apparently, I don’t know the first thing about gay people. Some of them are straight; they just like getting rammed in the ass by burly dudes. You learn something new every day. Another category that makes me laugh is the anal category because this is gay porn. Everything is anal, fuckface.

How the fuck else are you supposed to do it? Can you stick your cock inside another dude’s cock? Is that like the gay vaginal? Naturally, the anal category features more videos than any other category, presumably because every single video on the site is in it.

It’s Easy to Get Around

Look, some of the categories are funny, but the tagging system works for the most part. The ethnic categories are probably the most important. There’s French, Arabic, Spanish, Argentinian, and a breakdown by hair color and skin color. In addition, there’s a tattooed section, a fat section, a double penetration section, and even some vintage gay porn. Again, I have no idea where these videos are coming from, but the people behind Pichaloca are doing a damn fine job. If I were a gay dude, this would be one of my favorite fucking sites, easy.

The design of the site is also really sleek. It’s simple, straightforward, clean, and most of the screen is reserved for the actual video thumbnails at all times. There are also very few ads on the site, and they’re clearly marked. You can’t accidentally click an ad and get redirected. Wouldn’t it suck if you got bounced away from the cock? In my understanding, gay dudes like jumping on cock, not away from it. Luckily, this site keeps you squarely on the cock at all times. I’m very impressed.

Fast, Simple, Easy to Browse

It’s worth noting that the site is swift. Hell, it’s faster than most mainstream tube sites. Then again, there is a tradeoff. Very few, if any, of these videos are actually HD. Most of them are in 360p or whatever the fuck. The tradeoff is that they load extremely quickly. You press play, and bam, you see cocks. There’s, literally, no load time here. It’s all instant.

I haven’t even told you the best part yet, though. All of the videos load with the default HTML5 player. Do you know what that means? Well, two things. First, it’s the main reason why shit’s so fast. Second, it means that you can right-click and save them to your computer. Hell, even if you’re on mobile, you can save any and all of these videos with a single click. And, since they’re so compressed and all, they download really fast. You could probably get away with downloading their entire library if you lube up your mouse-clicking finger. They’re really doing god’s work with this website. They want you to have a good time. And still, I don’t understand how they manage to keep this place free. The only feature they’re missing is a comments section. It would be fantastic if you could chime back and forth with other gay fappers on the site.

Variety is Key

By the way, I didn’t notice this my first time around, but Pichaloca has a ton of hentai content. I wasn’t even aware that they made gay hentai. I mean, obviously, I was aware of the concept; it’s just so far out of my comfort zone that I pretended that it wasn’t a thing. So, if you’re a gay nerd, you’ll definitely find something to enjoy on this site.

All in all, the content in Pichaloca should be sufficient to cover anyone’s tastes. I mentioned that I don’t understand the gay culture very well, but I know fapping. To come back to the same site and fap on it more than once, you’re going to want variety. And that’s precisely what you get with this site. There are different kinds of dudes in different kinds of positions. There’s solo amateur shit, scripted orgies, hot old dudes, buff guys, skinny guys. I mean, everyone’s tastes should be satisfied here. There’s more than enough content for you to keep things fresh.

I do suspect, however, that most of the content on this site is rather old. I can’t tell the amateur shit apart because people still use potato cameras to this day, but the professional content gives the production year away. You can tell from the styles, angles, and camera quality that these videos were recorded at least a decade ago. There might be new shit on this site, but I wouldn’t know how to tell it apart. Maybe some gay porn aficionados can help me out and find the newest smut on Pichaloca.

A Great Website

I give Pichaloca a strong 7/10 for being a fantastic free website that’s loaded with free content. There is no real catch unless you count the overall low resolution of the videos. The action is top-notch, the video quality isn’t. So, make of that what you will. There are other gay porn sites out there with significantly better video quality. Still, if you’re looking for proper amateur content and free downloads, you won’t do much better than Pichaloca.

Plus, they’re extremely welcoming to Spanish fappers and Latinos in general, so if you want something tailored to you personally and you are a Spanish-speaking person, this website will feel like a natural fit. I think they’ve done a great job in both design and content quality. I don’t mind the video resolution shit very much, especially if this is the highest available quality for each of these videos.