SeeMyBF

See My BF! Gay porn on the internet is almost as common as herpes in a nightclub and coronavirus in a southern baptist church. And like those two locations, gay porn sites can be a hotbed for viruses. In my experience, your best option to avoid that unintended consequence is to pay for the best smut on the net.

That or I suppose you could get a boyfriend, but how long does that last? I mean one of my bros had a breakup because his former beau told him to straighten up. But anyway, there is the problem as to where you should go to get fap footage worth spending coins on.

If you are familiar with my other reviews the only way to get all of the juicy details is to read all the way through. Plenty of off-color humor is sure to ensue.

Simplicity Can Be Seriously Sexy

When it comes to web design, this site is one is not going to win any awards by any stretch. But that does not mean that it is bad to look at. Rather, with all of the free previews of dudes, whipping their dongs out, doing it with their buddies, and all sorts of craziness. And they will render well no matter the device you are using.

To sum up, the website's description, See My BF has the biggest collection of uncensored selfies, Snapchat and Instagram nudes, and all manner of boy-on-boy butt fucking. So between the pictures and description, you really do get a great idea of what you are in for. But since I know that is not enough, let's get into the details.

Each Upload Comes With A Fun Story

It might seem like a small thing, but a lot of the posts come with a short little story. Technically that's true for most pornos, but on See My BF, they do an excellent job at enticing the viewer with a steamy description. Some of them just give you just what's in the scene with plain words. But the best of them dress it up a little by adding intentionally "confused" language. For example, one of the Amateur videos reads as follows…

"I got an erection when I saw my best friend naked. I saw my str8 friend naked the other day when he came out of the shower without a towel. I saw his body, muscles, and cock, and I got hard. Is that normal? I'm gay or what?"

Of course, if you actually watch the video (and I have) then you pretty quickly get the idea that the subject of the piece is just another sex-starved pig looking to get off with the rest of the lads. And if little descriptions like that are not enough, then you should know that they also provide pretty cool trailers.

I Almost Lost Count Of All Of The Categories

As far as how many categories of smut there are, that is technically a tricky question. Since this porn comes from all corners of the internet from Snapchat to Instagram, and probably a lot of internet imageboards for exhibitionists. Since that is the case, you are going to see all sorts of stuff from amateur fucking in front of a bathroom mirror, beach bums with their bums out, and so many guys whacking together it reminds me of what you might call a bunch of cows jerking it. Beef Stroganoff.

To give you some particulars, there are sections dedicated to bubble butt boys, masturbation videos, straight guys getting exposed, and an onslaught of uncut cocks. And while there is another section for all of these things, nearly all of these videos feature jocks, muscle studs, and cumshots.

The Exotic Stuff Is Extreme In the Best Way Possible

Most porn sites, hell, seemingly all of them these days, stress the edgy thing that makes them unique. In a sense, See My BF really isn't one. At least not in the sense that there is a single gimmick that sets them apart. Instead, they simply let all of the craziness speak for itself, like the massive amount of straight guys "experimenting" allegedly for the first time.

One might almost think these "straight" blokes are like mice, cause they seem to be scared of pussies. I would even say that they are on that drug for lesbians: Trycocksagain. As far as taking it up the ass, they are far braver. Now as to how they talk these studs into doing it, I think I have an idea. It's like how you get "Dick" out of Richard. You ask nicely.

There is other smut that is far stranger and sexier. There are shots of what appear to be real military men baring their ripe asses. Dudes with dongs which are as big and long as it is possible for a penis to be, some of which are more massive than I thought possible. There are even legit, as in not photoshopped pics, or a guy with two dicks.

Getting An Account Is As Breezy As Getting a Beejee

The membership is about the same as any other website, so it's not going to take much time. As for money and how you pay it, you've got options. They accept credit, debit, online checks, and even bitcoin – and the prices can be phenomenal. For a month, you get complete access for $29.96 if you go month to month or the equivalent of $24.96 every thirty days if you pay for three months all at once.

But the best deal is to pay for a year in full. If you do, you end up paying $9.96 a month.

So when it comes to annual pricing, I would say that it's not so much that it's going to be any skin off your dick. Unless you're Jewish, I guess. Then it might seem like you are spending your bonus check the way you wish someone would do to your penis. Blowing it. Okay, no more penis jokes, I don't want to come off as cocky. I mean, I could make another joke about homosexuality, butt fuck it.

Let's Do A Quick Recap Of Everything So Far

On See My BF will see tons of thirsty straight studs willing to experiment so far they will even get their asses pounded red. There are hung Latinos and monster-cocked ebony guys the likes of which wet dreams are made out of. There are Euro fellas playing with themselves and their best mates, and you can see all of this in the form of hundreds of thousands of pictures and loads of videos.

The only thing that is regrettable is that the users cannot submit their own amateur smut. Then again, since they do say that all of their material has been volunteered by exhibitionists from all over cyberspace, maybe they might accept your sexy submissions.

Whatever the case, I think that this site scores a score of four hands. If you don't believe me, then use the trial membership. It'll only run you a few bucks and you'll get unfettered access for a few days. I think that should be plenty of time to formally make up your mind.