Young Bastards! Bareback DP for his skinny ass - a hot title, youngbastards.com style! This joint is kinky and gay. Some would say hot, but that's not something you're gonna hear from TPD's mouth unless a wet cunt comes to spice things up. Gay porn is just gay porn, free of PMS, estrogen, please don't fuck my ass bitches, one would say, but this is one of those times when I feel you homos really need my guidance. I strongly suggest you keep reading this review because you're gonna need one sane dude who'll keep it together while you wank off mindlessly. You are gonna have to spend some dough on these wicked shenanigans! Stay tuned!
The logo reminds me of an online shop selling winter tires, but it could be my male brain trying to come up with some distraction. The last thing I want to look at is some gay slideshows, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. The slideshows note that youngbastards.com is all about gay porn, domination, and raw sex, and it's always a good thing when a website doesn't leave its future members in the dark. Welcome to the rough playground comes as yet another tagline that sends a clear message - sissy boys, stay away from this crude joint, go suck a lollypop somewhere, or sort your pile of polka-dot panties!
I'm not noticing a big age gap between the fellas. All of them look, well similar, shaved, muscular with a couple of tattoos here and there. No bearded truck drivers drilling barely legal twinks, although that's something I expected once I first loaded the homepage. There's this internal gay joke where youngbastards.com calls its models The Bastards, and I think it's a cute one. Models sounds very off when used to describe a bunch of guys who drill each other's asses in front of a camera. Bastards is appropriate and unique at the same time. Don't give me that look! I think the same when it comes to females - just write Sluts on top of the "pornstars" section. Call it like you see it!
The tour page is a fucking masterpiece
At the time of this review, youngbastards.com counted 420+ movies in total. The oldest flick was added nine years ago. The newest ones look better in terms of picture quality. I don't know anything about the former updating schedule, but I do know that nowadays, youngbastards.com brings three new videos every week. You're gonna be paying for a stand-alone site, and that's when you really need to pay attention to the frequency of updates. Nobody wants to watch the same porn over and over again, especially not the person that prefers exclusive porn.
I'm sick and tired of conceited websites that think that mere visitors don't deserve a trailer, let alone some insight into the filtering tools, dates, and the number of videos! I am stoked about youngbastards.com! I counted the videos without any disturbances, checked the dates, and even got to play around with some filtering tools. As if the homos knew that TPD was coming for an inspection! I do not write this very often, but here it comes - if you are a gay guy in search of exclusive content, youngbastards.com should be on the top of your list. I fucking mean it!
No shooting in the dark
I've looked at a couple of movies, and it turns out that the running time ranges between 15 and 25 minutes, roughly speaking. Older videos are shorter, but have you really thought about watching a movie from 2013?! Who gives a fuck?! What counts is that each video shows a free trailer, and it's more than enough to help a visitor make a decision about the payment. On top of that, each flick comes with a short description and a list of bastards. That's what I call a job well done. Yeah, maybe I should mention that you only get a couple of free trailers per day, but it's another petty thing that I refuse to call a downfall. It is what it is.
On top of the videos list, you'll get to sort the stash by the latest and most popular criteria. Here comes the hardcore part! I just had to take a peek inside the most popular video on youngbastards.com, and see what the members of this cool joint have in mind while busting a nut. It turns out it's a raw flick taking place in a dirty room, where walls are falling apart, but the cocks are condom-free, and the asses are shaved. Just rough, raw, mindless ass banging where the gays moan like a bunch of sissies. There you have it. This video shows the essence of youngbastards.com. If you are into crude scenes of gay sex, you should really give it a try.
There are two other ways to filter the videos - by checking out the bastards' list and choosing your favorite gay, or going with the list of categories. You can choose the type of sex, anal, DP, bondage, group...body type, slim, muscular...or check the age box of your liking. Pretty damn cool. Needless to say that you can combine the filters.
Time to discuss the pricing
You have to signup first, but you already know that. The next step is choosing a membership plan, and this is where I need your full attention. There are two membership plans that unlock the movies for streaming only - the one-month one that costs $19.95 and the three-month one that will chip $39.95 from your bank account (recurring). If you would like to make a pervy collection of gay porn, continue reading.
The plans that unlock the content for both streaming and downloading are as follows: the monthly one that is $29.95 (this one is recurring) and the monthly one that costs $39.95 and it's charged once. At the time of this review, the price for the three-month membership plan cost $59.95 (recurring), while the yearly plan was $119.95 (one-time payment). The latter comes down to $9.99/month.
Not only is the longest plan the most affordable long-term, but it also unlocks loads of bonus content, aka featured videos, that can be streamed and downloaded too. The FAQ section explains the rules for the featured movies, focusing on the downloading limitation for that content. One movie a month, and that's all. Make sure to read that part with care.
More noteworthy stuff
It just occurred to me that youngbastards.com doesn't offer picture sets, which is not a major problem if you ask me. What matters is that the site is well aware of the importance of good video quality and regular updates, as well as the value of some spice that comes in the form of behind-the-scenes videos, interviews, and stuff. These are some of the cool perks that don't cost loads of money but make the members feel appreciated. Gays are gentle beings, despite their sturdy arseholes that can endure hours of raw pounding! It's important to show you care when you expect a bunch of homos to make the payment.
If you are a gay fetishist but you're broke, youngbastards.com has a solution. Why not join their affiliate program, promote their content and let the whole world know that you are a fan of Breeding The Whimpering Twink Pup kind of porn? The better you are at promoting the site, the bigger the commission. Basically, every time a new person becomes the members of the site via your promo code, you get a cut. A simple marketing ordeal beneficial to both parties. All it takes is some time and willingness to promote gay content on your website or social media platform.
Miracles do happen
Youngbastards.com is near perfection. So fucking awesome that it grew on me, despite the abundance of dicks and balls that I'm not fond of. In cases like these, a dude must confess that the site did one hell of a job. All of the info is right there on the page, the videos are cool and fresh, and the bastards mean business. Plenty of membership plans, loads of bonus content, and fine sorting tools. I'm pleased and that is mission almost-impossible when it comes to gay sites. I approve! Make sure to check youngbastards.com out. It's worth both your time and your money! The golden era of gay porn has just started! Wicked stuff!