I’ve got a hypothetical question for all you homos reading. Let’s say you’re jacking off to gay porn, but all the cock-sucking and butt-fucking just ain’t doing it for you because you’re just that much of a depraved pervert. What do you do? Crank the kink meter to eleven and point your browser at the Fetish Gay Porn category of GayMaleTube.
GayMaleTube has been around about a decade now, and it’s one of the most popular queer video aggregators on the Internet. If you told me you’ve never browsed it with your dick in your hand, I’d call you a fucking liar. I’m a straight dude and even I’m well aware of the cock-shaped shadow this giant casts over the ‘net.
The site’s got, count ‘em, 120 categories of filthy gay smut. They count gangbangs, domination, and BDSM among their offerings, but for this review, I’m going to focus on the really kinky stuff. Follow along as I click on through to the Fetish Gay Porn.
To give you an idea of what you’re going to get in this category, the first row of videos includes a guy drinking a cup of semen, another naked dude tied to some kind of machinery, and a Mormon missionary getting bondage-fucked during an exam. Actually, maybe it was an exam on bondage-fucking, I’m not sure based on title and screencap. I thought that clip was some kinky shit until I saw the vid next to it. That one’s a Mormon elder getting pegged with a series of increasingly large metal butt plugs.
Freaky XXX Filth from Fucking Everywhere
If you’ve been living under a rock or just figured out you can watch porn on your phone, well, welcome to the Internet, grandpa. Let me explain how a video aggregator like GayMaleTube works. You’ll see the same basic layout on sites all over the place.
GayMaleTube doesn’t host or produce any videos of its own. It just lists and indexes videos from other sites in one place, so you can search all your favorite porn pages at once. It beats the hell out of going through each site, one by one, and trying to find what you want. Think of GayMaleTube like Google, but dedicated to videos of men fucking each other.
For example, if I’m looking at Fetish Gay Porn and I click on a video of two guys sharing a rod up their urethras, it takes me to GotPorn to watch. If I click the screengrab of a stretched-asshole, I go to a fisting video on XTube. When I click the dude licking some other dude’s sweaty gym socks, I end up on YesWeGays. Get it?
I’ll be honest, as a straight but morbidly curious motherfucker, I can’t take my eyes off some of this shit. It’s amazing the lengths people will go to get off, but who the hell am I to judge? Half the time I’ve got to work with one hand, but Fetish Gay Porn didn’t make me want to touch myself at all. If you’re reading this review, though, it’s probably right up your asshole. I mean alley.
Right now, there are about 700,000 different videos filed under Fetish Gay Porn on GayMaleTube. They come from more than a hundred different porn video sites. I think the section will reach the million clip mark soon, especially with all the eager pervs banging out videos and each other.
Seriously, I just did the math. There have been 160 new fetish videos added in the last 6 hours. That’s 640 a day, and 233,600 a year. All those clips of fisting, foot sucking, and electric taint torture really add up.
Dial In Your Masturbatory Settings
GayMaleTube and its Fetish Gay Porn selection have the standard set of features for a video aggregator site. You can sort the vids by newest, most popular, or duration. The filters let you dial in your spank needs even more.
If you choose to Sort by Duration, you’ll see that a lot of the videos on the first page show wrong lengths. The top video, some stud in restraints getting his feet tickled, is listed as being more than 823 hours long. It’s actually about seven minutes. They do have some clips that are a few hours long.
The Date Added filter restricts your Fetish Gay Porn videos to a certain period. Let’s say you stumbled upon a schoolboy bondage and humiliation video that you can’t get out of your head, but can’t seem to find again. If you know it came out within the last month, you can limit your browsing to improve your chances of finding that gold again.
The Duration filter is more useful in my opinion. Do you prefer to jack off to one long video of men in leather gimp masks having their genitals tortured? Set the filter to show you clips above thirty minutes. Or would you like an extended session in which you browse a variety of short clips, giving you some muscle worship, a bit of public oral sex, and a quick taste of piss-drinking? Leave that filter alone and see it all.
The Quality filter is kind of a remnant of older days, when more people uploaded garbage-quality videos. You can choose between All the videos, or limit your search to HD. For the most part, it doesn’t matter much unless you’re planning on watching on your TV or a big-ass monitor. Speaking of big ass, Fetish Gay Porn is exactly the kind of place to watch a man’s butthole get stretched to accommodate another man’s fist.
If your monkey spankings are so fancy that you really need that HD video, you’re going to seriously limit your choices. Instead of 700,000 videos of gay fetish porn, you get around 20,000. It’s still a massive collection of milking, rubber, rope, spit and amputee clips at your fingertips. The only time I’ve seen a bigger stash was in my priest’s basement.
Finally, the Source filter lets you select which sites GayMaleTube is going to pull your Fetish Gay Porn from. Again, this is a good feature if you’re trying to find some lost video that got you off so hard that one time. It’s also useful if you have a few favorite sites and want to skip everything else.
How to Find Your Specific Shit
Oh, for the idiots out there, don’t forget the most powerful tool in your arsenal for finding the video you want. It’s the same fucking thing you use on every other site for searching, and has been since before you figured out how to see dicks on the Internet. It’s called the search bar.
If you’re already browsing Fetish Gay Porn, GayMaleTube puts “Fetish” in the search bar for you. Leave it there and add your own search terms. Type whatever gets you off: Fetish ballbusting, fetish armpits, fetish pig mask, fetish doctor humiliation butt. The search runs deep enough to find videos of whatever obscure thing makes your dick hard.
That’s the magic of the Internet. A generation ago, if you had a fetish for something as specific as athlete urine, you were out of luck. You either got a job as a locker room janitor or suffered in silence. Now, you just type “jock pee” into the Fetish Gay Porn search and get a couple hundred videos. Technology really is a miracle.
Hell, they’ve even got you covered if it’s “Asian jock pee” that wets your whistle. Fans of “Asian jock pee butt” will also find high-quality vids. Even if the one and only thing that can get you off is “Asian jock pee butt facial”, you can find it in Fetish Gay Porn on GayMaleTube.
If you’ve got some fetish as specific and obscure as that, do you really want to visit more than a hundred different sites, typing the same search terms into the bar each time? It’s an easy fucking choice if you’re gay and have a fetish.
It doesn’t take a genius to have a marathon wank session to GayMaleTube’s collection of Fetish Gay Porn. It just takes a queer freak with some time on his hands. Like I’ve said, GayMaleTube is basically the Google of gay porn videos. That makes their Fetish category the Google of gay fetish porn videos. If you’re into the super kinky gay stuff, you’d be a damn fool not to use it.