xHamster

Yes! I’m back again “bitches” (I’m talking about the “male” bitches). I know you miss me so don’t even pretend like you don’t. Today, I will be talking about Xhamster.com. I know that sometimes you wonder what life is all about (PORN IS LIFE), sometimes you get tired of watching porn videos and viewing porn pictures, I know you feel like there’s more to living your pornographic life than watching long porn movies. There are some days that you want to make your boyfriend horny but the videos you want to send is either too large or incompatible to share. I want to tell you that your days of worrying are over because there are erotic animated GIFs for you to send. You are shocked, right? I was shocked when I heard from a friend too. Only on Xhamster.com is where the sexiest and most erotic of gay GIFs are. I mean, you don’t have to send anything to your boyfriend apart from the GIFs on the website. I don’t want to sound corny but trust me when I say this is one of the websites you’ll probably want to add to your favorites.

History of xHamster

Now let’s talk about history. The history of this websites dates back to 2007. Yes! 2007! I actually didn’t know that gay porn has been in existence since the era of Barrack Obama (Obama is straight by the way, he loves booty and tits just like I do). The website started off with just a few videos, I remembered what the developers said— “Xhamster.com started off with just 50 gay videos”. But today, there are thousands of gay porn on Xhamster.com (I literally mean THOUSANDS). Talking about GIFs, the first GIF ever developed was in June 1987 by Steve White (I guess he didn’t know his invention will become a thing to jerk off to). Making porn as GIFs started in 2002 when a crazy guy was looking for a way to send erotic “moving pictures”. Then it later evolved into gay porn GIFs in 2007. As erotic gay porn GIFs were made, Xhamster.com came into place to start offering porn addicts worldwide to watch gay porn in form of “moving pictures”. That’s enough history for today, let’s get into the main business.

Content of xHamster

As the name implies, “Xhamster” means erotic contents for hamsters. The hamster in this context is you, porn addicts. Also, the website layout and design are quite similar to Xvideos but there are some peculiarities. The first peculiarity you will notice is the logo of the website. It displays a hamster “lurking” around for what to watch. The graphic designer that made this logo is quite thoughtful (but he could have included some other erotic symbols though). To the extreme left of the homepage, you will see the most watched categories of gay porn on the website (my personal favorites are Animated GIFs and Big cocks because I have a big cock too). On the homepage alone, there are over 60 gay GIFs for you to download and watch. Although all the GIFs are meant to be JUST GAY GIFs, you will still see like a few “cock banging pussies” GIFs. Although I watched some of the “straight” gifs, I will still suggest that the content managers should try to delete any “straight” GIF or move them to another website because the GIFs can ruin your sexual experience.

On the top bar, below the “hamster” logo, there is a dropdown button that allows you to switch from gay porn to straight or even shemale. This means that this website is basically about “Cocks and dick”. No matter what you chose to watch, there will be an element of hard cocks banging either an asshole or a pussy. What this means is that this is not a website or lesbians and feminists (The “I can do it myself” ladies), especially Feminists. If you are one, kindly close your laptop and GO FUCK YOURSELF! In addition, there is the “Upload” button in case you want to share your own GIFs (I wanted to upload but sadly, I have no gay GIFs). Also, to your extreme top left, you will see the “Mighty 4” tabs. They are;

- Top Rated: this tab showcases videos, pictures, and GIFs that are rated 5 over 5.

- Most viewed: as the name implies, it is a tab for the most watched or most seen gay videos, pictures or GIFs.

- Most commented: some of you are addicted to “text porn”. You get horny by reading erotic comments. If you’re in this category, this is the right tab for you.

- 50 Newest Photos: In case you need a sexy guy with big balls as your wallpaper or Facebook profile picture, this is the tab meant for you.

Peculiarities of xHamster

I think we’ve talked enough about the history of the website, what it stands for and what the website layout looks like. Let’s dive into the GIFs on the website. For computer illiterates, GIF means Graphic Interchange Format, it consists of 2-500 moving pictures (I’m sorry for telling you what it means now, I know I should have said this earlier). The highest number of pictures in a GIF on this website is 230. My assignment for you this week is to find the GIF with the highest amount of pictures and share it to your loved ones (don’t be tempted to send it to your professor, I am not responsible for any failed tests). One thing I noticed about the GIFs is that it has low views. Most porn addicts are glued to gay porn videos and pictures that they neglect the GIFs. I’ll suggest the website managers should invest more in advertising the erotic GIFs they have on their website.

Furthermore, I must commend the developers of such an amazing job they did on the streaming platform. Some GIFs are as heavy as 50 megabytes (GIFs are not usually heavy), yet they stream perfectly without any glitch. Be rest assured of a super smooth porn experience on Xhamster.com. After clicking on any GIF, you will be given the chance to download the pictures (In case you want to make your own GIF too). In addition, there is the live cam option on the website for you to explore. Virtually, all gay porn websites have the “live cam” feature on their pages but Xhamster.com’s live cam is a little bit different. It is different in the sense that you can video call the owner (usually the uploader) of the GIF instantly. No hidden costs, no bullshit, no strings attached.

Also, I must say there are a lot of ads on this website. As if the ads are not enough, there are shitty banners that pop up whenever you’re streaming videos (I watched some videos after downloading some GIFs, so don’t judge me). In addition, there are too many redirects on the page. Whenever I click on a content, my browser opens another tab automatically. This ruined my experience on the website. I implore the developers (or programmers) to work on this bug. Nevertheless, Xhamster.com is still a “home away from home because the erotic contents of the website outweigh the ads.

In addition, I must not go without saying that Xhamster.com offers you the chance to watch your favorite gay porn videos in 10 languages. Amazing Right? You can watch your videos in any either English, Dutch, French, Mandarin, Spanish, Nederland or any language of your choice. I know you’ve been waiting for me to tell you if it is either a free website of a pay-site. I have to break it to you that is “MIDWAY”. It is free up to an extent but if you want to step up your pornography game, you have to upgrade your account to a “PREMIUM GOLD” account by just paying a charge of $200 to get 2250 tokens plus 30 days’ membership (although, there is a 25% discount ongoing). With the “GOLD” account, you can download premium videos in HIGH DEFINITION. Kindly note that to download a video, you will need to expend 50 tokens out of your 2250 tokens (this means you can download 45 High Definition Videos). Personally, I feel this is too expensive and the managers should either reduce the subscription fee or increase the amount of token given. Basically, creating an account and watching regular videos and GIFs on Xhamster.com is FREE but if you want access to erotic premium exclusive High Definition gay porn, you need to pay between $6 to $200.