In my opinion, it should be fairly obvious what cocksuckersguide.com really has to offer, but for all of you confused fucks out there, I shall explain in detail. cocksuckersguide.com is a great site that will help you find the dick that you have always been searching for, capiche? Now, there are lots of other things that are worth mentioning when talking about this place, and that is why the fuck I am here.
Solid design that could have been made much fucking better…
You know that I like to start from the design, and that is simply because that is the first shit that you see when you visit a website. Well, cocksuckersguide.com does not have anything special about their design and that was a bit disappointing, seeing as how their whole site is based on something that I personally find complexly useless… However, I am not here to judge… or well, yes, I am.
Anyway, their design is basic on so many levels, and I am pretty fucking sure that they could have made it so much fucking better… it is really not rocket science people. Today you have so many amateur websites that looks so much better, that I am sure they could have paid a fucking amateur to create a better fucking design.
I mean, usually, the shit that matters is the content they have to offer, but from time to time it would also be fucking nice to look at an aesthetically pleasing website. Oh well, I guess this is what one could have already expected seeing as how this place is yet another free porn website… and it is not really a porn site per se, it is a site that helps you find your favorite cock.
Sure, they do offer some videos on the side, but I will talk about that a bit later. First of all, I need to ask you lads, why the fuck do you have a favorite cock to wank to? I mean, in a way I understand when lads have crushes, but what has always baffled me is when dudes like to read their biography… Keep in mind that you are not masturbation to their college degree, you are masturbating to their skills. Get real.
I just had to get that out there, because it really pisses me off… but I am not here to judge the lads who do so, I am here to judge the site, so that is as much as I will be crapping with my personal opinions. Overall, I just think that this site could have been made in a much better fucking way. I say this because even as an amateur at designing, I could have made this crap better.
Lots of horny dudes who love to wank and show off!
Now, I am sure that most of you fuckers came here to see what this site has to offer, and not listen to me whine about their overall design, so I shall cut the crap and get down to business. I am sure that you will be able to tell what kind of content they offer from the very beginning since they made it quite fucking obvious, which is a good thing.
I hate those complicated sites that are like a puzzle and you have no idea what to expect when you visit them. Here, right off the bat, you will be introduced to lots of dudes who love to pose, take off their clothes, show off their hard dong and just wank off. I mean, what else have you expected?
Right below the site’s name, they literally introduce themselves as a gay pornstar directory… and may I just add that they have fucking misspelled pornstar… I still do not understand why a lot of people think that that is a word written separately. Well, to whoever is reading this, keep in mind that it is a pornstar and not porn star…. Just think of it this way, you would never write pop star when it is written popstar.
I am happy I got that off my chest, and now I can tell you all about this place and what you can really expect. When I first visited this site, there was a cute twink staring back at me, so I obviously had to check him out. His name is Brennan, and he is a cute blonde twink with a nice-looking cock… and you know I had to make a pause and rub one off.
Usually, I do not masturbate to images, but sometimes I do see a hottie who makes my cock hard, so I combine porn and his image to help myself cum. However, if you love fapping while looking at naughty images, this is the best place for you.
Lots and lots of lads, and not so many search options…
However, cocksuckersguide.com is mostly designed for those who are looking for their hunk or are searching for a new obsession, since this place is filled with horny porn dudes from all around the globe. If you ever saw a video of a dude who made your dick hard, you might be able to find him here… though at this point I wish their search options were fucking better.
How the fuck are you lads able to make a search directory and not offer any real fucking search options? Sure, you have lots of naughty dudes presented here, and you can find them by their names… but what if I am searching for a dude and I do not know his name? Well, tough luck, when you have no other search options at all.
In addition, their search box is quite limited… you can only write their name and that is that. The other search options you are given is to browse for pictures, by name and that is about that… I mean what the actual fuck… I understand that this is a gay pornstar directory, but did you honestly think that additional search options would not be necessary? Are the dudes behind this website so fucking stupid?
Well, this was one big disappointment, since not only do I think that sites such as this one are not really necessary, they did not fulfill their one fucking job… Oh well, at least they offer good content, and as I always say ‘better something than fucking nothing’.
Images, videos and site suggestions.
Since you have an option to browse for them by images, that obviously means that you have fucking images, right? I mean, only a complete idiot would not be able to figure that out. Anyways, you can view all of those images separately, but do not get your hopes up, their quality is not that great. It is solid-quality at best, and a lot of them were LQ, which was again disappointing.
Other than that, you also have an option to view all the video they have to offer… but again, do not get your hopes up. Most of the videos were taken from other porn sites, and they are of higher quality, but they also do not last very long… maybe 3 minutes tops? And I say this mostly because I did not find any videos that were longer, which does not mean that they do not exist.
I think that these clips are mostly here to show you just bits and pieces of the videos, and if you want to watch the full thing you will have to visit the original site, which is only fair. Now, from what I have seen, their videos do not have that many views, and that was sad. The video with most views that I have found had over 40 views… and I mean that is very fucking low.
As for other options, you can choose to list all the gay sites they have presented, in case you are looking for a legit gay porn site. I’ve checked out what they have to offer, and from what I have seen most of the suggested gay porn sites were legit and they have quite a nice selection worth checking out… finally a good thing about this site… joking.
They also offer an option to see some straight studs who love to pose nude, but if you search their videos you will obviously not be able to enjoy some man on man action. I think that whether you will visit this site is completely up to you since now you should be able to know whether cocksuckersguide.com has the naughty shit that will make your cock satisfied or not.