Who loves going to the movies to see the hot guys starring in them? Sure you might think that the plot sucks, the dialogue is crappy, the effects could be better, but goddamn it, it's all worth it when Chris Hemsworth takes his shirt off, or you see a shot of Jake Gyllenhall's fine ass it all becomes worth it.
But sadly, there isn't anywhere near enough nudity in movies, and what's there seem to only last for a few moments. And on top of that, so many prudish directors don't want these hot actors to show off all of their manly glory.
If only there were a website which has saved images and clips of the hottest Hollywood celebs? Even better, if only there were a website which even had personal videos of these guys showing off the stuff they'd never get past the fucking censors in theaters?
Well, rejoice there is a site which has exactly that: Leaked Meat.
What’s It All About?
Well, that's four, but who cares. Leakedmeat.com hosts tons of content of shirtless, pantsless and totally nude actors, singers, comedians, and other famous guys. And, since a lot of people, especially younger guys are more comfortable showing off their bodies, there is new content being added all of the time.
Most of the pictures are high quality and appear to be authentic. But don’t raise your hopes too high and be careful when searching through this site. Some of the photos are obviously photoshopped, others are suspect, which makes it hard to enjoy the authentic pictures. Further, some of the pics were originally stolen and circulated by cyber pirates.
How Extensive Is the Celeb List
Obviously, the big selling feature of Leaked Meat is all of the hot celebrity guys shirtless, scantily dressed, or as naked as the day they came into the world. As I said, it's sometimes hard to tell what all is real or photoshopped. Plus, there's a lot of stuff which is either intentionally ‘leaked' by the guy, stolen by hackers, or made publically available (so tread carefully) but there is a lot of celebrities listed.
Of course, there’s plenty of footage of borderline exhibitionists like the internet sensation Chris Crocker and a bucket load of steamy photos of actors like Chris Evans, but there’s even sexy stuff of male celebs you might not have thought released nudes online.
For example, 21-year-old Dean Charles-Chapman, you know that twink who plays Tommen Baratheon in Game of Thrones, not only has taken some risque photos of himself but apparently publicly put out some video footage of himself and a friend rocking out with their cocks out on a webcam.
Ever seen Drag Race? What am I asking? Of course, you guys do. Well, you probably know that a lot of former Drag Racers like Detox Icunt and Violet Chachki have ventured into porn for a bit, but did you know that the Drag Race sensation Aja has, too. Well, in a manner of speaking.
After some of her nudes were leaked, the New York City drag queen embraced the naked pics being spread everywhere and released some more. I know a lot of people, gays included, think that drag queens are a bunch of small dicked, bottoms, what with the tucking and all, but Aja's got a tool is a gift from the gods. You can read all about it and see every last inch of it on Leaked Meat, but to give you some incentive, here's the way one Redditor described Aja's meat stick…
“When describing Aja's dick to someone, I once said, "You know at like state fairs, they always have that one freak farmer who brings [in a 20-pound] strawberries and Volkswagen sized pumpkins? Aja's dick is like that farmer's prized sweet potato."
Ever wondered what Dylan Sprouse’s naked body (or his dick) look like. Well, he proudly put out pics and video of his beautiful body on the internet earlier this year, and Leaked Meat has collected all of them.
In addition to these celebs there's a virtual library of pics and vids of other handsome hunks including Alex Pettyfer, Joe Jonas, Hugh Jackman (woof!), Vin Diesel, and many others you may not have expected but always wanted to see.
What About the Web Design?
It looks like Leaked Meat was put together on a Wordpress and structured similar to a Tumblr feed. That's not to say that the design is shite, instead, I mean the layout is efficient and easy to navigate. There isn't anything particularly special either, but the search engine does seem to work really well. Overall, you won't have trouble getting around LeakedMeat and finding what you're looking for.
However, despite the dozens of celebrities listed and hundreds of posts, there aren’t many tags or any specific categories to sort through. The popular topics listed currently include Celebrity Dick Pics, Jerk Off Videos, Shirtless Guys, and Big Muscles. But you’d think with a site which has images of Evan Peters, Jude Law, and Nick Jonas, there would be specific categories like Slim, Daddy, Twink, etc. Like I said earlier though, you can get results for that if you use the search bar, but still, the convenience of a category section would be nice.
The way a page loads will be screwed up, and you won't be able to get to the bottom of where the page should end, but I think that this is an occasional glitch and not a poor design feature. Fortunately, this doesn't seem to happen on the mobile-friendly version of the website.
On the plus side, there are no ads, or at least distracting pop-ups and banner ads. There are some kinds of sneaky ads, but more on that later.
For a free site, everything looks pretty good, but there isn't much else besides images (real and fake), video previews, and blogs which are both biographical and thirsty as nymphomaniac whore traveling through the desert.
Real Sex Tapes?
Hell, yes. While there are only about ten articles hosting videos of celeb nude tapes, they do have a growing section of tapes full of dicks and ass. However, they're not all sex tapes exactly, but a mix of jerk off videos and teases with a few sex tapes.
Also, like a lot of the leaked photos, a couple of the videos seem to be copies of stuff stolen from hackers. Not cool at all.
All Available for Free?
Yes…and no. For sure, the pictures listed are all free to see and don’t require a membership to see. On top of that, some of the videos posted come from a celebrities Twitter account or some other social media profile. For instance, some of the videos are copies of full, uncensored clips of celebs showing off their bodies in blockbuster movies. To give you another example, Dione Mariani has posted full frontal videos on his profile pages which you can see on Leaked Meat.
(And if you check it out, you’ll find that your meat turns from limp mini-sausage to jumbo hot dog.)
However, most of the videos you click on you’ll only be able to see a few seconds worth of a preview. After that, you'll be directed to the website Naked Male Celebs. To get access to that sites full videos you can either put up two bucks for a two-day trial, $30 for a month's access or $60 for three months. If it's any consolation, from what I can tell, there are a lot more videos on this website than on Leaked Meat.
That means that Leaked Meat really is just promo blog for that site.
What Do I Think?
At the end of the day, Leaked Meat is just a promotional blog for Naked Male Celebs. Granted it's a well put together blog and (mostly) has a fair bit of free content, but you'll still have to join NMC and pay to see the good stuff. The tags could use some work, too. Plus, this site is lacking on any unique features, so it will only appeal to you if you’re obsessed with celeb culture and nudity news.
Because of the reprinted hacked content and a bunch of bullshit photoshopped photos mixed with authentic ones, I can only give Leaked Meat two hands out of five.