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Str8 Up Gay Porn! When men are locked onto some porn, jerking off, the rest of the world crumbles away. It is easy to forget that porn is an entire industry. There are stars, studios, award shows, and red carpet events. Everything in the regular entertainment industry has a porn counterpart. It's a whole universe that falls to the wayside until you have to cum again.

Not all of us let porn fade out of our consciousness during the reloading process. Many, like myself, make it a lifestyle and career. Through our combined efforts, an entire porn culture has developed. There's breaking news and groundbreaking developments in the industry every week. The people need a place to keep up with what's happening. Str8upgayporn saw this empty niche and filled it up like cum in an asshole.

The Men Behind the Mask

Zach Sire founded Str8upgayporn in 2013. He has been a leader in writing about the gay adult world for over a decade. Zach began covering the adult industry in 2008 for "Unzipped," "Men," and "Freshmen" magazines. Later he became the editor-in-chief of the well-known publication "The Sword." "The Sword" Blew up under his tutelage. He pushed the already famous brand to new heights with inside scoops and in-depth coverage.

Despite being founded by Zach, Str8upgayporn is the baby of Davyd Dixon. Yes, he has a Y instead of an I in his first name and dicks in the last. So it's no surprise he came up with an online magazine about gay porn. Davyd is a public relations and marketing pro. He has worked with top entertainment businesses like IMAX, Universal, and William Morris. When he started in the adult entertainment industry in 2005, Davyd immediately began working with the biggest names. His expertise meant he could do a little bit of everything to help maximize his client's opportunities.

Together Davyd and Zach create a powerhouse team. Now that they have taken these skills and applied them to an online magazine, you can expect nothing but the best.

Str8upgayporn takes a gritty and no-holds-barred approach to journalism. The tagline reads "No Filter, No Agenda, No censors." I wish we could get that in the realm of world news. These guys are as passionate about gay porn and the gay culture as is humanly possible. There is not a better pair to take this project on.

The website itself has a very TMZ vibe. The main navigation menu has the selections Store, Cams, Str8upmovies, Awards show, Top studios, Top models, and about. Many of the links take you to a new website that is still under the Str8up brand. These guys pack a lot of content into a small space.

So Much Butt Fucking

The home page is a bit overwhelming for me. There is a lot of rolling butt fucking footage. You can't look anywhere without getting an eyeful of penetration. It's difficult for me to look at, but gay dudes will love it. You would be more caught up on world events if Google news added butt fucking, I bet.

Now scrolling down the home page, there are three sections. "Str8updaily" focuses on news and happenings in gay porn. There are articles on new releases, top ten lists, who did it better, and the like.

The top article right now is coverage of Joel Birkin's return to gay porn. There had been much debate about whether his cock is real or not. I'm watching a couple of gentlemen giving that hog a thorough once over. They seem pretty convinced that thing is real.

The following article is a "Thirst Trap Recap." Here is a raging debate over who took the best picture and video thus far this year. The competition is tight, but if you ask me, none of them did. I'm in sore need of seeing some tits right now.

Third in line is "Battle of the Gay Porn Soloists: Jason Long Vs. King Coleman Vs. Lewis Lane." I personally have to give it to Lewis. Not for his prowess in front of the camera, but his creative name usage. I would feel weird masturbating to another dude masturbating. Beyond the gayness, I would feel compelled to align our strokes, even if we prefer different tempos. It's all too much to think about.

New Releases

The following section is "New Releases." It is where you can find all the hottest new porn coming out in the world. Such a thing would seem an impossible task, but Davyd and Zach find a way. These gentlemen live and breathe gay porn. I can't imagine their balls have been blue in fifteen years.

What has been coming out recently, you ask. Well, Jirik Tautou made his topping debut fucking Justin Saradon. Good for you, Jirik. Fucking a dude in the ass is marginally less gay than getting fucked in the ass. Perhaps one day you will join our side.

Ian Daniels and Andrew Miller worked with Stagcollective for the first time releasing "Andrew drenches Ian in Cum". It's not a very creative title, but nothing is lost in translation. Several times it looks like one of them is going to snap the other's neck. So if you are into choking, this is your ticket.

It's a beautiful thing when you can have fun at work. Not everybody wears a big smile driving into the office every day. Olaf Mortensen and Andrei Karenin don't have to worry about that. They were smiling so hard while bareback fucking and swallowing cum; somebody had to write an article about it. That's true joy right there. I'll tell you I'm not smiling that large while writing this shit.

Throughout my tenure writing about gay porn, I've come to realize sweat pants are the gay guy's version of yoga pants. I get it. The sweatpants let your dick hang out for all to witness. When I try the same tactic on my wife, she ignores me worse than she was before. Not dudes, though. Christian Wilde made his first video with producer "GuysInSweatPants." I wish I were talking about Krista Wilde working with "GirlsInYogaPants."

Hot Links

The final section is "Hot Links." Hot Links covers news in gay culture along with assorted TMZ or World News-like articles. This is by far my favorite section of Str8upgayporn. Not only is there less butt fucking, but the writing is hilarious. I'll dive into some of my favorites.

Infamous douche bag and Beatles drummer Ringo Starr dropped his trademark battle with Ring O sex toys. Giant pussy Ringo felt his reputation would be damaged if Ring O was granted trademark status in the States. Ringo agreed to drop the suit if they decided to limit use to sex aids and desensitizing spray. Ring O also has to maintain the space between "Ring" and "O." The Beatles would have been better without you, Richard Starkey, and your real name is gay.

I dropped when I read the headline "Naked men fleeing deer rescued by helicopter." The gentlemen claim they were nude sunbathing when the deer approached them, but come on. I think we all know what actually happened. These dumb assholes were trying to either fuck, or be fucked by a deer. It's one thing if it was just one guy, but it was two. How do you go about meeting another person who wants to fuck deer? You can't put out a craigslist or personals ad for that shit.

The Legend of Shaft Bang

I thought I'd heard some great names before, but it turns out I was wrong. There is a man in Florida named Shaft Bang Adams. That's fucking badass. Unfortunately, he was recently arrested for hiding meth in his foreskin. Of course, that's no surprise when your name is Shaft Bang—God speed. Perhaps one day the world will catch up with you, good sir.

This one brought some absolute joy to my heart. "Polyamorous Priest Bleeds to Death After One of his Wives Chops his Penis Off." I would frame that penis and hang it on the wall if I could. Mr. Priest wanted to marry a third woman, but his second wife was not keen on the idea, to say the least. Once he drifted to sleep, she crept in with a kitchen knife and sliced his manhood off. God damn, that's one cold bitch, right there.

The taste of dudes butt fucking has been cleared from my mouth, for now. Str8upgayporn is a unique and entertaining website. It could be made better if the homepage did not appear as chaotic as it does. There's so much happening. All the butt fucking Gifs are out of control. They would make my head spin, even if it were women.

If you're gay and love to keep up with the gay culture, you will not find a better place than Str8upgayporn. What they set out to do, they accomplished in spades.