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If you want to beat off to BDSM, scat, and incest porn simultaneously, get in there bitch. The world is your oyster and your cock a pearl. Make a neckless for your laptop to wear with pride. You are an expression of true freedom. When the American flag ripples in the air, you are the breeze. Our forefathers signed the declaration of independence because they wanted the American man to grip his cock with pride.

Prove you’re a denizen of liberty and take your dick on a date to Xgaytube.com. They source their content from over thirty other tube sites. Only the gold standard get accepted to these hallowed halls—no shitty filler videos with fewer pixels than penises.

The Xgaytube menu is so tiny it might as well be non-existent. The only options that have to do with Xgaytube are Best gay videos, new gay videos, and a search bar. If it were any larger, it would impede the massive thumbnail wall below.

Not to worry, though; getting around the site is made easy by a category list at the bottom of the home page. With 500 to choose from, it’s one of the most expansive I’ve ever seen. That shit is insane. When you are compiling porn from over thirty places, you end up with some serious variety.

Yet, somehow they managed to create this list without it having a bunch of absurd genres. The wildest thing you can hunt down was CBT. That’s cock and ball torture for the uninitiated. I bet it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s still a common thing. Hats off to you, Xgaytube developers.

They continue to keep it simple on the video player page. There are a couple of banner ads, a small list of related videos, and links to a few sister sites. In exchange for borrowing content, they show a lot of love to their origin websites. It takes a village.

Perhaps my favorite aspect of the video player is that it pops up in a new tab. This is a fucking buffet! You can have fifteen tabs playing at once. Designers made sure you wouldn’t have to right-click your way through Xgaytube.

Speaking of, it’s content time. Plenty of new videos get posted every day. The latest is fucked up, though. It’s titled “Rick Tickles.” you won’t believe how horrible it is. How could a man degrade himself and accept such a terrible fate?

Rick has tied a helpless victim to a small bed and is getting all up in those ribs. I’m not talking about up his ass and through his guts, either. I’m talking tickle torture. How someone could subject themselves to this, I do not know. Do you? Perhaps you would much prefer CBT. Rick seems to be having a blast turning this guy into Guantanamo bae. What a savage.

There is a reoccurring theme of naked wrestling matches. Fans of gay MMA will not ask for much more. Sometimes they devolve into butt sex; sometimes, they don’t. Sometimes they have a victor; sometimes, you are left to be the judge. No matter what, I know you will enjoy watching. Now and again, you will find a couple of guys who obviously wrestled in college. I’m not sure what their majors were, but they got a BBC in asshole widening if I had to guess. Congrats, you can take that degree almost anywhere.

Have you always wondered why there aren’t more videos titled homo Erectus? Well, it turns out there are at least 165. They’ve been adding to this series since humans first evolved. At one point, it must have been live stage productions performed in caves. That must have been quite a show. Hopefully, they allowed masturbation amongst the audience, if not hand jobs. It would be a shame if you returned to the grass hut with hot, swollen blue balls.

You will be upset to come across “Roommate code.” Apparently, there is a rule that forces your roommate to give up his asshole to you. Did you know about that? Perhaps you spent all your off-time stroking nuts out in your bedroom when you could have been getting your fuck on. Is it too late? Did you already let your roommate go? Well, don’t just stay there drowning in regrets all your life; make sure to use this piece of information well the next time you have a roommate.

Even though it was censored, would you stop yourself from watching porn named “Spunk Flow Superlatively Worthwhile From Supplementary Legend?” I bet not. Now, I wouldn’t know who the legend is precisely, but there were at least a dozen dudes in the room. If I had to take a crack at it, I would say it was the dude getting bukkaked on. It would be rude to give the crown to anyone else. That guy must be putting serious work in. Perhaps you have been in his position, you will understand.

Let’s take this party over to the Best gay videos starting with “No Parents, No Problem.” And knowing the sick fucks that read my articles, I think they will find issues with their parents being away. You all would much rather be fucking your dads than some rando from the club. No one knows the ins and outs of going in and out of your asshole as your father does. From his cum you whence came, and to his cum you return. You are dust, and unto dust, you shall be.

If I know you, I know you would have to see “Hairless White Emo Twink Acquires Nailed By a Hung Darksome Man.” I know you love seeing tiny white twinks wrecked by giant black cock. That asshole pucker, when the twink realizes peace was never an option, is art for you. Plus, this one’s an emo bitch. You’re about to have plenty of reasons to cry when your asshole gapes open, weakling.

On a side note, Xgaytube, do you guys need someone to help you name these porns? They are clunky at best. I have years of writing experience and a passion for porn. I could gladly offer you my services and, at the same time, please my fans here.

On the topic of twinks, you will love “A Zandor compilation.” As a hairy twink, Zandor is a unicorn. I know you think you don’t need this in your life, but that’s until you bore witness to it. Your brain will break open. You will want to know what his parents look like. I bet if I look hard enough, I can find this guy fucking his Dad. Don’t worry, guys; I will send you the link if I get it.

Do you still have the buffet metaphor I used earlier stuck in your head? Then I guess watching “Eating Sperm 48” will be a no-brainer. An eight-ounce glass of cum can contain upwards of 1200 calories. That’s a decadent lunch, to say the least. No wonder gay dudes keep adding weight. I bet you are enjoying some diet jizz.

If watching porn has taught me anything, it’s that busses are sticky for a reason. The proof is in the pudding, and “Risky Public Bus Oral-Sex Stimulation” is a whole bowl of it. You might want to bring some wet wipes next time you take public transport. All we can hope for is that most bus blow jobs end with swallowing. I sense that the whole point of nutting on a bus is to spray it far and wide. That’s how you let freedom ring.

Full of excellent porn as Xgaytube is, there are still have some gripes to be made. For a gay site, I bet you will hate seeing straight porn ads. The last thing you want to see while jerking off is a pair of tits and a coin purse. But wait, can it really take you out of the moment? I guess I will never understand. But, hey, I know you are here for two reasons only; cock and asshole. I would urge Xgaytube to revise their ads choices.

While very humorous, these titles can be Ludacris at times. A whole paragraph is not required to name porn. Trade out the lengthy labels for a short description.

Xgaytube is among the best tube sites on the internet. They draw from such a large well; how could it not be? It’s a tube site squared. I dare you to visit and not jerk off.