Cite Beur! After this review, you are officially not allowed to claim that I do not cover every single worthwhile porn website on the planet. I am scraping every barrel and checking every nook here, all right? Citebeur is the latest entry on my list and also the best proof to the claim that no porn website goes by unnoticed by me. By golly, I will find every single one of these fuckers and review them for you even if it kills me. This one, in particular, is, well, a gay porn site with porn tube functionality. It’s not a porn tube, per se. But we’ll get into the details, don’t worry. The bottom line, there are cocks on this site. Now, let’s get into it.
Arabic Dudes Sucking Cock
The first thing you’ll notice about Citebeur is that it is an Arabic-themed porn site that brings you Arabic dudes who like to suck each other off on camera. Ok, so far, so good. I haven’t really seen much demand for Arabic smut on the web, on straight or gay websites, but ethnic sites, in general, are popular no matter what. They always have a decent turnaround, mostly because of fetishes but also because of regional preferences. i.e., Arabic dudes like jerking off to other Arabic dudes, and dudes with Arab fetishes have the same preference. You get the idea.
Before we continue, I have to sort of burst your bubble. This is not an Arabic site. It’s an Arabic-themed site. It’s actually a French site, and everything is written in English. I know that might sound like a lot to take in, but if you consider that your run-of-the-mill gay dude swallows on average 27 liters of cum every day, it’s really not that big of a problem.
Part of a French Network
The only major downside to this site being an Arabic-themed French site is that everything is translated poorly. The titles make no sense, the descriptions are fucking hilarious, and the whole website feels sort of second-rate and janky. But that is until you dive into the videos and realize that they’re top-notch porn productions. The site looks janky at first glance, but it’s actually highly well-polished. Overlook the weird descriptions, please. Unless you’re in for a laugh, there’s no reason to read these, ever. Trust me.
It’s important to note that this website is part of a 33 site French gay porn network. These guys work hard around the clock to bring you some fantastic fresh smut. They don’t hold anything back. This is proper hardcore penetration filmed yesterday and posted today. So if you’re the kind of stickler who wants to find the best and most recent porn videos, well, you’ve found yourself a great porn network. I wish I were covering the whole network, to be honest, but this review is about Citebeur specifically.
These Dudes are Damn Hot
Before we get back on topic, though, I got to say, the dudes that work for this network are damn talented. I’m assuming that most of them are French, considering that this is a French company, but I have no proof. They’re definitely not American, though; that much is clear. Plus, France is kind of famous for being a melting pot, at least, for cultures east of the Atlantic. There are many Arabs in France, so it’s no wonder that there are a ton of Arabs on this French porn site. They’re really not hard to find.
What is surprising is that all of these pornstars are pretty damn hot. Now, I’m speaking objectively, of course - I don’t have much of a point of reference for the hotness of dudes since I’m not into cock and all. Still, even I can tell that these are the kind of dudes that turn gay heads. They also give good head. Any guy who can inhale a 12-inch cock without gagging is a damn trooper in my book. I’m sure you’ll find these guys irresistible.
Different Kinds of Arabic Dudes
However, keep in mind that since Citebeur is strictly Arabic-themed, most of the guys are Arabs. That doesn’t mean nearly as much as I thought, though. I mean, it would be one thing if this was an Indian site; all the dudes would be very recognizable Indian. But Arabic dudes come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Besides, there are a lot of Arabic countries across a very vast surface area. Did you know that there are native Arabs across three different continents? I sure didn’t.
So, with the variety of Arabs comes a variety of quality cocks for you to enjoy on film. Citebeur has done a great job creating a quality roster of fuckable dudes. They also don’t reuse the same actors too many times. I haven’t seen the same guy recorded twice in the same twenty consecutive videos or so. I guess they really want to sell you on the variety.
A Premium Porn Studio
I mentioned earlier that this is a porn production site that doubles as a porn tube. That’s a bit confusing, so let’s pick it apart. Basically, you can view any Citebeur production on this site. All the trailers are entirely free, and some of the videos are available for preview as well. Make a note of that “some” because it’s vital. Most of the productions across the site and all of the new videos on the site are absolutely not available for preview. You can watch the trailer, but beyond that, you’ll have to pay money.
Now, they’ve figured out an interesting system to get you the smut you want without them losing any money. You can sign up for a monthly subscription of 40 bucks, or you can buy yourself a viewing of one video. I picked a recent high-quality video that recently came out to try and assess how affordable these systems are. The video costs 6 tickets to watch, and you can pay money to get tickets. Those tickets go into your balance. You can redeem them for videos at any time - it’s a pre-paid account.
It’s Worth It
So, 6 tickets for a fresh, top-notch video means that you get roughly 16 videos per 100 tickets. 100 tickets cost $30. The subscription was $40. So, the question is: Are you going to watch more than 16 videos per month? If so, you should probably get the subscription. If not, then use the tickets system. Also, if you’re only going to use the site once and forget about it, you should use the ticketing system lest you forget to cancel your monthly subscription.
I personally think that 16 videos per month of high-quality original content aren’t nearly enough smut for one virile young man such as myself. And if you are as horny as I am, then you’ll certainly need more videos as well. I tried to do a rough count of the number of videos they’ve got on Citebeur, and I concluded that roughly 600 of them are currently available on the site. So, 600 videos for $40 versus 16 videos for $30 seems like a no-brainer. It’s only a question of how often you fap. If you can get in two to three faps a day, you’ll be breaking even in a couple of days.
All in all, Citebeur is one of those high-quality porn productions that rivals western triple-A studios while also guaranteeing that you see some new faces that you wouldn’t otherwise get a chance to check out on western sites. I doubt you’ll see these videos on porn tubes. This is the primo OG high-quality shit straight out of France. Their pricing is more than fair, considering that you get over 600 videos and all. Plus, they’ve got new shit coming in regularly, so that monthly subscription is just going to keep getting more and more worthwhile as time goes by.
Try Before You Buy
I’d recommend that you check out the free videos and the trailers before you decide to spend any money. That way, you can get a feel of the type of action you can expect to see. You can also test-drive a few of them for a few faps and see if Arabic boys get your juices flowing. Who knows, it may or may not be your next favorite type of porn.
Did I mention that these videos are all in extremely high definition with all the latest standards of quality and professionalism? They use good cameras, is what I’m trying to say. You get to see everything in crisp resolution. These cocks are basically jumping out of the screen at this point. Do yourself a favor and check out Citebeur. You won’t regret it - you have my word. Oh, and if you don’t like the Arab vibe, check out any of the other porn sites in the same network. They’re all up to snuff.