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Sei Gay! Now that the internet has been around for a while, rules have come out of it. Many are innocuous enough; 36: Anonymous does not forgive. 37: There are no girls on the internet. (If only.) 39: One cat leads to another. It's all charming, guys, but only one rule is known by all: rule 34.

Rule 34 states that if it exists or can be imagined, there is internet porn of it. Wow, what a glorious piece of human nature. I have more experience with internet porn than any other person who has ever lived. From my deep well of mastery, I can tell you that this shit is 100% true. I've seen it all.

Oh, the Things I’ve Seen

I've watched a man in a gimp suit swim around a septic tank. I've seen a drain snake inserted so deep into a man's intestines it changed his voice. I've seen a guy replace sink piping with his mouth and ass while a person dressed as a ham sandwich does the dishes. And that's just plumbing-related shit. Man is capable of grand feats when he puts his mind to it.

All this pomp and process can make regular porn feel like it's left in the dust. Does no one want to watch a simple penis enter a simple asshole anymore? Have we all become so desensitized that footage of a blowjob doesn't even budge the manhood anymore? Nay, even a complicated man such as myself wants to watch two men fuck in a bed from time to time. When I do it, though, I like the highest quality vanilla porn produced to date.

That is what Seigay specializes in. The best in plain sucking and fucking the internet can scrounge up. Let us never forget our humble beginning as young men trying to see a penis.

Seigay knows what people want in porn web design. It keeps all the menus and bullshit out of the way of the naked people. I want to type in the web address and then immediately be looking at thumbnails. I didn't come here for some light reading. I came to cum. I can't do that while fishing through an elaborate menu.

Skipping links to brother sites, the menu options are Top rated, Most viewed, categories, and men. I love when the categories are not part of the main menu. It clogs up the home page and makes navigation a bitch.

Top Rated

Starting us off is top-rated. Let's see what people love on Seigay. Number one is "Gay Guy Licks the Ring of His Masturbating Partner." How quaint. Who doesn't love their asshole licked while they jerk it? Why do automatic blow job machines exist but no auto asshole lickers? I think that's a million-dollar idea. Do I have any readers willing to invest?

Rated only one percent lower than the ass licking is "Nerdy Twins Fuck After School." Ok, not everything is pure vanilla on Seigay. You can't pack a site with hundreds of porn videos and not expect some real shit to slip in. It's a bit of a mind fuck seeing a dude essentially fucking himself.

One of my personal favorites from the top-rated list is "White Guy Suffers With a Big Black Penis." Why is watching fat black cocks tear up virgin-tight assholes so fun? The blend of pain and pleasure on the white dude's face is gold every time. Does he love it? Does he hate it? The answer is yes to both. It's the cognitive dissonance that makes this such a popular theme.

Also making its way to my favorites list is "Bound and Forced to Come." I'm used to trying my best not to cum. I'll bust in a dude's mouth three sucks in. I've got a busy day of fucking scheduled. When I'm all chained up and told to hold it in, I feel like I'm training. How long I last depend on the skill of the other dude. If that mouth and ass game are proper, you might not even get a chance to finish tieing my knots.

Most Viewed

Now moving on to most viewed content, the number one spot goes to "Muscular Daddy Fucks his Son While he Sleeps." I know you nasty bastards love your incest. Well, I suppose you're not a bastard if you're fucking your pops. That's math.

Let me go ahead and read the titles of the following three most popular videos. "His Dad Teaches him How to Fuck" "Father and Son in a Fantastic Fuck" "When a Father and Son are in the Same Room." Hey, I want to fuck my Dad as much as the next guy, but I like to mix it up now and again.

I came across a favorite of mine in the hit film "Handsome Hotties Fucking in Gay Hentai." Once again, Seigay reminds us not everything has to be vanilla on the site. I did not expect to come upon cartoons here, but it was a pleasant surprise. I always love a little animation thrown into my beat sessions.

"Elderly People in a Public Bathroom" really got my rocks off. It's not the age or the bathroom. It's that I know these are two married men that live their lives as straight. I love seeing closeted men be their true selves, even if it's only for a minute. (And in a public stall) I wish I could drag these fellows from the closet, dress them in leather, and send them to the club. In lieu of that happening, I'll jerk off.

Categories

Moving over into the categories, I'll touch base with some of the more interesting ones. Of course, your usuals are here, so anticipate finding all the anal and blow jobs your shriveled little heart desires.

I'm always a bit surprised to find barebacks on genre listings. I've been jerking on this site for five hours today and have had yet to see a single condom. It is like the entirety of Seigay is in the bareback category.

As I mentioned before, interracial is a treasured porn variety of mine. The surprise on a twinks face when a fat slobber knocker flops out of a black guy's fly is priceless. Better get the lube and grab onto the bedposts bitch; it's time for a wild ride.

While double penetration categories are not rare, they always float my boat. My ass hole has been so ravaged by the hands of time (and man) that a twofer is the only way I can feel anything sometimes. So twist those cocks together in my ass like a pair of figure skaters during the Olympics. Go for the gold, baby.

Massage is a beloved theme for men, no matter who they like to fuck. For me, it's less about the massage and more about the complete lube coverage. It turns a man's whole body into one giant asshole for the taking. I'll armpit fuck you, knee pit fuck you, and even rub my cock against the small of your back if you like. Just know that the back is asshole adjacent, and I will be working my way there, eventually.

Men

The men category is full of the most popular porn stars on Seigay. Everything from twinks to bears, Muscle men to svelte, and rowdy men to refined. There is a reason these men are at the top of their game; they're fucking sexy. I would give a limb to fuck any of them, once. That's why nature saw fit to provide me with two arms and legs.

I'll be honest. Lately, I've been rule 34 all the way when it comes to beating my meat. Last night I jerked off to three guys in hazmat suits getting sodomized by a jackhammer. The night before that, it was a Japanese guy in a kimono sliding a katana across his butt cheeks like a credit card. It was nice to spend the day with some more classical fair. One can't live on cake alone. A cake is a dessert because the meal prior was meat and potatoes. If you don't make it special, the extraordinary becomes ordinary.

Despite the glorious afternoon, Seigay provided me with; I still have criticism. At first, I was excited to see cams available. That was until I discovered it's a link to a brother website. Since there is a log-in option, I figured I might be seeing some frequenters to the site filming their cumshots. Fortunately, this is not the case, but the linked cam site is pretty solid.

If you are looking for straightforward gay porn, log out of whatever scat site you're on and give Seigay a try.