Alright, it’s about to get really gay up in here. And no, not because we’re taking a look at homosexuals, you bigot! What I mean is gay, as in happy, because that’s all that those Latino princesses seem to be whenever they see a throbbing cock in front of them, straight up. Okay, okay, so we actually ARE looking at homosexuals, but that’s beside the point. We’re mainly here to see how well the site Gay.Xtapes.to can present us with gay Latino videos of our (your) choosing. Just so we’re clear though, I wouldn’t choose this, I’m as straight as the Washington memorial. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, as the P.C. police would like to say.
So, when we first make our way to the Latino section of this website, you’ll notice that they’ve got quite a few videos. And not just any kind of videos. We’re talking premium content here, hell yeah. Not that I’d get excited…because I’m straight, remember. But for all you princesses out there, this place is a dream come true. Well, at least for all you non-racist fairies. Oh man, I can already see some Mississippian gay dude being all like: “Those damn immigrants are stealing all our jrrrbs in the gay porn industry”. The Latinos don’t give a damn about this though, so expect to see a lot more of them in the near future.
In fact, hey, I know one of these videos. Wait, don’t take that the wrong way. I just saw it being advertised at a different gay site… which I was ALSO reviewing, mind you. Man, I put all this effort in trying to review every site, even the gay ones, and this is how I get repaid. By being called a puff. Not that there’s anything wrong with being ga- ah forget it. Anyway, Gay.Xtapes.to really does a great job at giving us a wide offering when it comes to their Latino section, so there’s nothing bad I could say about this place, really.
While we’re at it, let’s comment on the technicalities of the page. Gay.Xtapes.to did a great job with designing the website, so everything is right where it should be. They’re rocking a cool dark themed color scheme, which I’m always a fan of. It’s more manly and strong, unlike those light themed color schemes which look really gay. Oh, wait… Ah, you get what I mean. But the blue compliments the blacks really nicely and you can expect to be stuck on Gay.Xtapes.com as you’re trying to figure out why your phone battery lasts for so much longer whenever you visit it. Newsflash, it’s the black pixels that give off less light and therefore save battery. You can save an extra percentage or two more if you watch a black gay video instead of Latinos but hey, that’s just an idea.
I have to admit, some of the models that star in these gay Latino porn videos are really good looking. If these guys were straight, they’d be stealing girls from right under our noses left and right. Sometimes I have to be at least a little bit grateful for the gay community. They leave more babes from us. Well, apart from all the lesbians, but they’re ugly as hell anyway so who cares about them, am I right? The only lesbians that aren’t ugly are lesbians in porn. And those chicks aren’t even lesbian, they’re probably barely bi, they just like money a lot.
While you’re on this Latino category page at Gay.Xtapes.to, you can use the existing navigation options to move around and find the perfect video for yourself. The functions are really easy to use, so much so that my great grandma could use them. Although, I’m not sure if she’s into this kind of stuff. Actually, I think she was pretty homophobic now that I think about it. Pretty racist too. Oh, great granny, how I miss you so. She always knew what the best things in life were. Mostly sex, which is why she had seven children in the first place.
All in all, the premium content on Gay.Xtapes.to is sublime, you won’t find a site that offers this much content for absolutely free anywhere else. The design is great, I love the colors. The layout is good, though it could use some more advanced functionalities to get around the site within the category that we’re visiting. But yeah, if you’re a gay dude, or bi, and you enjoy Latino guys, then this is the place to be. There’s probably no better alternative since this is the main free source of all sorts of gay porn. And premium cuts from real exclusive videos while we’re at it. This site sure is a catch, there’s no doubt about it. For gay dudes, not for me though, straight dude here. Don’t know if I told you that already.