Porn is a serious thing, and anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves. After all, some of the top porn sites get literally dozens of billions of hit in a single year. With all of those web page views, people watch over 4 billion hours worth of porn on just one of these sites. Then there are the millions of dollars spent by professional studios big and small to bring you some of the best, juiciest, and most creative erotic entertainment imaginable.
So yeah, I would reiterate that porn is a pretty serious business, figuratively and literally. Fortunately, because of the internet, we have more options to choose from than ever. Unfortunately, it can be easy to be confused by all of the options that you have. After all, all of these websites claim to have the best porn and are competing for your hard earned money. Even the free tube sites want your hardon playtime, too.
So, to make things easier on you and spare your wallet cash and save you valuable time there is a being who has spent countless hours putting together the single best (heterosexual) porn resource on the web.
Just Who (or What) Is The Porn Dude?
Once rumored to be a bit of internet spam which somehow gained consciousness and a penchant for reviewing porn, ThePornDude is an actual person. Yes, while I haven’t posted my handsome visage all over the web like some narcissistic pounces, I do
The Design Is Spectacular
Just like my dick in a locker room, when I was building The Porn Dude I wanted it to look completely different from any other website, porn-related or otherwise. Just like My Gay Sites, I used a sort of infinite scroll inspired design which lists all of the dozens of categories, listicles, and reviews I've put together.
Reviews For Days And Weeks And Months
There’s a lot of porn out there, but that hasn’t stopped me from categorizing and looking over the hundreds of smut sites on the web. Over the years, I’ve put together over a thousand reviews of the best, worst, and most…unique smut sites out there. Further, I’ve even gone through and checked out the aggregators and tubes sites out there as well.
Furthermore, not only are there main reviews of these free sites, I’ve even done niche reviews for individual fetishes of those sites. That way, you kinky fuckers who love a certain kind of fuck footage, it’s even easier to find platforms which provide this for free.
Check It Out In Multiple Languages
Most of the big names on the net are companies in which English (usually American English) is the standard or only language which is used. But I understand that my viewers come from around the world. So, to be accommodating, ThePornDude.com has been formatted for English as well as Czech, German, Portuguese, Vietnamese, and about two dozen other languages.
Furthermore, there is a dick ton of porn from China, Japan, Germany, and other countries which only appear online in their native language. For that reason, I've even gone through and set up other language versions of TPD which cover a variety of excellent websites which you English natives probably aren't even aware existed.
You’re all fucking welcome.
Follow Me On Social Media
Like any person in the 21st century, I'm on social media. Not only do I promote my own posts, but I upload funny and fap-worthy GIFs and video clips. So, to keep up-to-date with what's happening on TPD follow my Twitter feed. Since you're getting linked to all the most popular smut sites and professional porn recommendations on the web for free, you're getting a sweet deal.
Want To Make The Site Even Better?
I’m always trying to make The Porn Dude even better, so if you spot any errors or issues with the site, let me know. Did you think I got something wrong on a review or is there a feature which a website recently added which isn’t in my original review? Then tell me about it and I’ll add to my articles as needed. As nearly perfect as The Porn Dude is a little extra help is always appreciated.
Of course, the best way you can help the site is to share links to my stuff all around the net. Seriously, I want both of my sites to be passed around like HIV at a poz party. So, don’t forget to tweet my porn list and make TPD famous all over the world.
Check Out The Blog, Too
I've often commented on other sites about the bonus features which make the whole experience more enjoyable. While there are only so many ways you can cover porn and I don't have the skills or time to set up fun porn, flash games (if you do, let me know) I did go through and set up a blog. There I talk about the latest developments in porn and talk about other neat happenings in the adult entertainment industry.
Since TPD gets more hits, I tend to update it a bit more. However, now that I think about it if you guys want a blog to posted to on the reg, then hit me up with a message.
Should You Check Out My Main Site?
And now we get to the TL;DR version for all of you who don't have the attention span for a full-length article.
So, should you check out The Porn Dude website?
Of course, you should. After all, while I have clearly put in time and effort into My Gay Sites, I started putting The Porn Dude website together, first. So, all of the great features you find on My Gay Sites are also found on The Porn Dude.
The site is bright and colorful and has a unique design that you often don't find on most other porn review pages. Hell, I'm pretty sure that the format I picked isn't found on most websites of any sort – so you're going to have just as much fun navigating TPD as My Gay Sites. The reviews are just as crass and irreverent as the ones you'll find here.
There’s just a focus on heterosexual porn.
Now I know a lot of you reading might think that vaginas are gross or you don’t want to give up your gay card by fapping to straight smut – but I say give it a try. I consider myself to be (pretty) straight and didn’t thin it was a challenge to my orientation when I started watching queer porn to build My Gay Sites. Besides, I’m given to understand that there are a lot of hot, hunky dudes in straight porn. Hell, there are some videos which give the guy equal or even what seems like more screen time than the woman.
So, give it a shot and check it out. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.
To Sum It All Up…
Naturally, I give The Porn Dude five out five fap happy hands and recommend you check it out today.
While this website is the best thing happen to the virtual world – kinda like I’m the best thing to happen to the real world – but I am always trying to improve it and make it better. So, if you’ve got any suggestions for how I should make The Porn Dude or even My Gay Sites better, send me a message. I’m always trying to perfect both of these sites.
Is there a website that I missed which you think should be on either site? Is there a new premium or studio site that just went up which I should know about? So you own a premium site, aggregate, or some similar platform which peddles porn or adult material? Then send me a message all the same. If it's worth it, and it probably is, then I'll do a complimentary review on it. It'll be great exposure for their or your site, and it will make my site even more complete.
Just don’t send any dick pics or male ass shots. Seriously, I’ve already got enough of those.
Happy hunting and have fun fapping.