Church Of The BBC

Alright, we’re going to pull a double whammy here by turning a straight racist sub, into a gay progressive sub. That’s right, we’re back on Reddit.com looking for places all you faggots can use and enjoy, and I have to tell you that I think I found just the thing for you! Check out /r/ChurchOfTheBBC! Now, disregard all the blatant racism that the mods have posted in the rules for a second, and just take a glance at all the huge black cocks that you’ll be looking at! Pretty tasty, huh? Well, I don’t know what goes on through the heads of an average gay wad, so I have to just guess you like this shit, so let’s check it out.

The biggest black cocks ever seen

First of all, we need to talk a little bit about what /r/ChurchOfTheBBC is all about. You see, this isn’t just your average website where you jerk off to black dicks. You see, this sub is made for people to literally WORSHIP black dicks. And this means in any way, shape or form, which also means that it’s kind of racist when you start reading the rules. It talks about how blacks are superior to whites and shit like that? Well, I’ll just let you know that I have a bigger dick than 90% of the guys here. So they could all get down and blow me! Or rather, their girlfriends can go down and blow me like the sluts that they are!

Okay, I’m getting a little sidetracked here. I just wanted to tell you that these guys aren’t all that and that white dicks are also pretty great, so there’s no need for blatant racism here. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I’m pretty sure your homo ass is really sweating and waiting for me to start talking about all the big black dicks that you’ll be able to see! And I am, I am… You just have to have patience. I’m pretty sure you already figured out what this subreddit is all about just by reading the name of it. It’s pretty self-explanatory, but I’ll tell you something more about this place while we’re still here, okay?

Long history, but mostly straight subreddit

The first thing we can talk about is the history of this subreddit. You see, /r/ChurchOfTheBBC didn’t exist from the beginning of time. While that’s true, it’s also not a new subreddit on the platform. It actually falls right down the middle since Reddit.com was first launched in 2005, and now it’s 2021. The sub /r/ChurchOfTheBBC was made in 2013, which means that it’s pretty much in the middle of that equation, and I’m pretty sure that it had a fair amount of time to grow the number of subscribers it has and all that. So, does It give you everything you need that any other subreddit could provide?

Well, ever since the first time this subreddit cam out back on December 1st, 2013, it has never been labeled as a gay sub. This place is pretty straight, and it’s actually meant for straight white girls who want some more BBC in their life. You’ll notice that many black dudes actually all upon these hot white girls to come to them and have sex with them and all that. This only tells you that the guys who post their massive cocks here aren’t really in it to get dicks themselves! But remember that double whammy that we were talking about? We can make this place as gay as we want, just for your enjoyment!

Vast repertoire of solo BBC content

I mean, if you just ignore the couple of posts that have white girls in them who are getting fucked, sucking dick, or just posing with the dick to show off how big it is, I think that you can actually get a fair amount of solo guy content here to jerk off to. And not only are these black dudes well-endowed, but they also have huge muscles too! So, when you look at it from that perspective, these black guys are perfect for any gay dude to jerk off to. It doesn’t matter whether you’re white or black yourself; anyone can jerk off to these guys! It’s that simple, and you should stop playing and start enjoying yourself.

Not to mention that you’re basically getting all these solo pictures for free here. You don’t have to pay a single cent and you are still going to get so much crap to jerk off to. Doesn’t that sound nice? Well, I think it does, even if I’m not gay! I believe that you faggots can really have a good time here with all this free solo guy BBC content, especially given the fact that on other sites, you would probably have to be paying to see any of this stuff. It’s tough to find places that actually show you these big dicks without actually trying to sell you anything. You just get to enjoy pure BBC joy when you’re on this subreddit. It’s that simple and I wouldn’t wanna have it any other way if I were you, so go enjoy yourself!

Community isn’t gay at all here

Now, apart from the fact that all the content is free, we should also mention a thing or two about the community. You see, the problem with me reviewing this sub for you guys is that you can’t really count on the community aspect with this place. It’s not really meant for gay people, so you’ll notice that most of the discussions revolve around black guys hunting for white girls who they’re going to fuck next. And all of that is great if you’re straight, but not if you’re gay. So, the only community aspect that you can count on as a gay guy is all the new uploads that you will be getting from these dudes. And believe me, it’s a lot of content for you to expect and enjoy, so don’t blink or you’ll miss a lot of new uploaded stuff.

All of that being said, /r/ChurchOfTheBBC is still a pretty small subreddit. It only has around 75,500 members as of the writing of this review, and you’ll notice that all the engagement that gets on the posts comes from girls. These women just want these black dicks so much that they can’t stop themselves from commenting all the time and hoping that these dudes will notice them. Now, this doesn’t really work with gay people, so you’re going to have to enjoy yourself in other ways on this platform. Just ignore the comments and jerk off while imagining you’re being fucked by a BBC here!

Amazing flairs, but poor subreddit customization

Finally, we’ve come to the design aspects of this subreddit. I always love talking about this stuff since I find it to be really important. I don’t know about you, but I like all the platforms that I visit to look really nice. If they don’t, then I don’t really see them as optimal for me to jerk off to. Now, of course, I wouldn’t jerk off to this place, unless it’s with some of the limited interracial posts where white girls are dominated by huge black dicks. Now, what I can tell you about the design is that there are many good things about it, starting with the flairs. There are some really good flairs to choose from on this sub.

For example, you can choose how big the dicks are! You’ll notice that 8 inches is the smallest option, and you can go all the way up to 11+ inches, which is insane, right? You’ve also got flairs for selfies and videos. These are all great for gay people and I think that if you want to see dicks and dicks only, then you just go for one of these flairs that shows off the size of the cock. Okay, but what doesn’t work with this subreddit? Well, one of the things that’s not good about it is the lack of customization. They’ve had over 7 years to actually change the avatar and cover photo and yet they didn’t do any of that shit at all!