Twink Trade

Hello, pervs! I know that you've heard of the Say Uncle network, so don't try to deny it. As we all know, Say Uncle is a premium network presenting a couple of premium gay websites. The content boasts a shitload of prestigious awards, is high-quality, features top pornstars, and doesn't allow any cheap bastards who want to jerk off without going premium. Today, I am going to present another gem coming from Say Uncle, Twinktrade.com. The tagline - Twink boys getting traded by dads for fuck sake - says it all. More details incoming!

Kinky and hot gay content

The moment you land on the TwinkTrade.com homepage, you’ll understand that these gays mean business, and that you need to pay to see the content. The homepage features a slideshow that presents the website’s overall theme - this is something that I usually see on premium websites. This Say Uncle website focuses on fauxcest (family porn) where stepdaddies swap their stepsons and fuck them. As simple as that. Something like DaughterSwap minus the pussies.

The movies could be described as taboo, but I guess I’ve seen too much weird shit in my life to be amazed by a couple of cock-sucking gays. To get a feel of this place, I’ve watched a couple of flicks. Thumbnails show a short video preview, and I always appreciate the option, especially when I deal with content that I am not too fond of. Stepdads are a bit older than twinks, duh, and muscular, often with a couple of tattoos. Twinks, a.k.a. The stepsons are in their early twenties. Daddies get boners, and the twinks are the only people around who have a hole. The rest is history.

It’s Christmas Boys

The clip with twinks opening Christmas presents caught my attention. Tis the season to be jolly, and these gay fuckers sure know how to throw a party. Alex Montenegro, a teen homo, opens a present and realizes he got a bunch of coal for Christmas! I guess the director decided to cut the costs and use cheap props for a change. So, Alex starts complaining and gets banged by his best friend’s stepdad. The moral of this short Christmas carol is not to bitch about a present, or you’ll get ass fucked. A deep message!

Do you want me to tell you what happens when you work out with your stepdad, your homo friend, and his gay stepdad? Well, fuckers surround you, watch your little ass, hold it while you do squats, and then feel the urge to make you sweat like a proper gay. Romeo Davis and Markus Kage swap stepsons and bang their tight holes till they spray their twink faces with cum. They were supposed to help them with their workout routine, but you know, shit happens. Expect other scenarios like munching on cocks during a fancy dinner, stepdaddies trading twinks to settle a debt, and all kinds of similar gay stuff.

A small stash

At the time of this review, TwinkTrade.com counted 24 exclusive pornos. That's not an impressive number, but I guess that finding a couple of gay stepdads who also have gay stepsons ain't that easy. However, the Say Uncle network counts a number of websites, meaning that it's probably a better idea to go premium on Say Uncle and unlock 15+ websites than pay for TwinkTrade.com only. The Say Uncle unlimited plan is $0.96/day (billed in one payment of $349).

The best deal for TwinkTrade.com costs $0.55/day (billed in one payment of $99.95), and it unlocks the website for six months. A 3-month membership plan costs $0.78/day (billed in one payment of $69.95), and a one-month plan is $0.99/day (billed in one payment of $29.95). You can use a credit card to make the payment or choose PayPal. Premium members get to enjoy weekly updates, 1080p videos, unlimited downloading and streaming, and videos coming from the award-winning network Say Uncle.

A responsive website packed with handsome men

TwinkTrade.com is optimized for all PC, mobile, and tablet devices, meaning you get to carry your exclusive smut with you wherever you go. The flicks are in MP4 format. As a member of TwinkTrade.com or Say Uncle, you can stream or download them. Each movie comes with two galleries. There's a smaller one with fucking good 1620x1080 photos and a bigger stash packed with screenshots. These pics are also good, but you know, sometimes the angles are not so great, or one of the cocks doesn't make it to the photo. Who the hell cares, it's just pictures.

When it comes to the models, I kinda liked the photos, but the lack of model bios was getting on my nerves. I tried to dig something up on the Say Uncle too but again ended up with nothing. The stepdads are played by Markus Kage, Manuel Skye, Romeo Davis - these guys are in their 30s and look good. Some of the twinks are played by Collin Lust, Jake Nobello, and Tan Blitz. If you are a gay or a fan of gay smut, you must have heard about this kinky crowd. If you want to become a part of these movies, hit the Become a Model button and tell a little about yourself - are you a hotdog or a bun, or don’t really care if you get to bang or get banged.

An affiliate program

So, you want to become a member of TwinkTrade.com, but your gay pockets are empty! You are dying to see the gay Christmas carol I was telling you about, but you don’t have a single green to spend on smut. Hold your pants! Charger Cash, an affiliate program, promises high payouts, RevShare and webmaster referrals, and exclusive content that is created for a targeted audience. To get more info, send an email to an affiliate manager, or find his ass on Skype.

The point of today’s review is not to convince you into becoming an affiliate, but I am a generous god who will explain the basic principle. As an affiliate for TwinkTrade.com, or better said, Say Uncle network, you get promo tools. So, you get ads, banners, and other shit, and you put it on your website. It’s great if you are already dealing with gay content because people who come to your website are already into homosexuals and are more likely to click on a banner or an ad. Depending on the program, affiliates are paid per click or per action. Contact these fuckers and make them tell you all the details.

The good news is that you’ll get to promote the renowned network Say Uncle, as well as their popular websites, but the downfall is that everyone will know that you are into gay men who screw on Christmas eve. TwinkTrade.com is one of the websites you’ll be promoting, but let’s not forget about BullyHim, DoctorTapes, DadCreep, Boysatcamp, and the pinnacle of taboo gay sex, YesFather. All you need is a website or at least a profile on social media platforms and the desire to promote gay smut.

The bottom line

TwinkTrade.com is a good website, but I am not sure that it has a lot of potential on its own. It’s a great addition to the Say Uncle network, but only 24 movies ain’t enough for a subscription. As you already know, the only membership plan available for Say Uncle is a yearly one, meaning that your only option is committing to a network for a whole year or paying to watch only 24 flicks. The network plan is probably better because you get to see kinky shit like priests banging young homos, fucked up doctor appointments, and similar freaky shit.

One update a month isn’t impressive, and the lack of model bios might be a major turn-off for those gays who like to know a little something about their favorite pornstars. However, as a member, you’ll get to wank off to premium pornos that are professional, witty, and packed with handsome males who drill assholes with incredible zeal. Go premium or settle for shitty tube websites. It’s up to you. In the meantime, check the affiliate program I was telling you about and finally earn a couple of greens. Until we meet again, remember to stay gay. Goodbye!