Gayporntube.net! A pretty gayforward name, don't you think?! Yeah, some webmasters bang their heads against the wall, trying to come up with something unique, and then a gay one appears and comes up with gay porn tube for a gay porn tube page! Fucking phenomenal! Some smart-ass prick has long said that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication and nailed it. However, these gays are far from sophisticated! I mean, in what universe does the ass-banging scene looks elegant?! It is what it is; shithole drilling, and you've come here to witness it! Without much ado, here comes the review (hey, I started rhyming this gay shit)!
As clean as it gets
Hey, gays are clean! These dudes don't wear their grubby socks for seven days gay, and don't have skid marks on their short shorts! Not a single ad on gayporntube.net. All-white background, still thumbnails...if it wasn't for the Videos Being Watched section, I would have thought that this page is long forgotten by the gays. I appreciate the idea of keeping things as tidy as possible, but spice things up here and there, for fuck's sake! What happened with Make your cock longer ads?! What happened with the colorful pride flag?! I guess that the dude in charge of the name calls the shots when it comes to the webpage design too!
The homepage clearly states that a lot of gay porn comes from Men.com. That's great news, but I am more interested in the Latest videos section. I am hitting the View More button, making sure that my willy doesn't rise up to full intention and make me drop this whole review gay sites ordeal altogether! Forever!
I knew it! I am having a boner on a gay site! Fuck this shit! It's Xander banging a black-ass mama before filling her mouth with cum! Who put this shit right here! Angela White in a gangbang?! Someone here has the gay case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide going on! I don't mind! Actually, this is the best thing that happened on gayporntube.net for now, and no gay scene is gonna make me change my forever-straight mind!
Ah, here it is, the make your cock longer ad!
I'm playing Angela's gangbang to check out the player, but it works the same on your gay smut as well. You are gay, you're not fucking retarded! The ads are there, but they are not annoying. There's a short but pretty informative video description, as well as the list of categories and the pornstar's name. If you click on Angela White, which you probably won't, you'll end up with one result only, but I want you to know how things work around here. Don't expect me to like what you like! The purpose of this review is to give you the tools to enjoy, and that's exactly what I am doing!
Wherever I clicked, I had to put up with the annoying pop-up window. I am gonna suck it up for now and check the Download button, hoping it will turn out to be awesome. Close the pop-up! Close the pop-up! Finally, I got redirected to some page that was supposed to show me the way to my sweet Angela! All I got was a bunch of ads and more annoying shit.
Yes, you can download stuff, but the process is hellishly confusing! The only advice I could give you is to persevere until you get your hands on the content of your liking. Keep your eyes on the prize! Once you get the hang of things, you are gonna be able to turn your PC into one big secret folder teeming with gay stuff! I know that that's been your dream since the day you first tried your mama's dress on!
Focus on the list of categories
Four pages of categories in total. However, these are not the standard "ass, dp, anal" categories you are used to. Gayporntube.net thinks that homos care for studio names and that they know what to expect from each of the studios. Well, for a change, gayporntube.net thinks highly of its audience, but it might lead them to a dead end. I mean, look at me! You adore me for calling you homos, idiots, and retards! And you know why? Because my reviews are fucking gems in a sea of pointless bullcrap. I make the difference and help you choose the proper xxx page to suit your desires. The whole point is to make things useful.
I am a connoisseur, and the studio names mean something to me. When I see stuff like Blacked, Vixen, and Family Strokes, I know that I am dealing with top-notch porn. As it turns out, gayporntube.net doesn't focus on amateur shit but gathers high-quality smut from renowned sources. I couldn't agree more! When you add that all videos are free for streaming, although they are exclusive originally, then you realize that gayporntube.net means business. I would have liked to see the About us section, but I am happy as it is! Who the hell cares about some gay place's age anyways?!
Aha, the studios! Pay attention to some of the most prominent names - BangBros, Active Duty, Brazzers, Czech Hunter, Falcon Studios, Lucas Entertainment, and Naked Sword. I would have continued with the list if it wasn't for the pop-up that kept bugging me every time I tried to hit the Next page! I haven't seen a single amateur video on gayporntube.net, but I know that some of these studios shoot POV-style, reality, amateur-looking gay porn and combine the style with top-notch cameras. The best of both worlds! All you need to do is educated yourself on gay studios.
Some important data are missing
I tried to find out something about the updating schedule, but the page chose not to show that kind of data. The tags section is empty, which makes me feel that gayporntube.net is a new page. At least, I hope so! The stash seems to count under 1K movies, but there's no way to tell how many videos are in each category because...someone behind this page is a secretive prick! What I did notice is that the majority of movies are around 30 minutes long and that the picture quality is phenomenal. One can only hope that the webmaster is gonna tweak the page a bit, and turn this dull gayhem into something spectacular.
The list of actors is a great addition, but not for the TPD kind of guy! I never heard of Adrian Rose, but who knows, maybe this hairy chap is a star among you gay people! Maybe, just maybe, if someone wrote some bio about these guys, I would be interested in reading it, but the only thing that happens once you click on a name is that the page opens a list of featured movies. Thirty-nine pages of pornstars seem like a lot! That's over 750 gays, and the number of videos is under 1K! The only logical explanation is that gayporntube.net wants to get as much diverse porn as possible from all sorts of sources. That's a good thing, right?!
Time to wrap this gay shit up
Now it's not the time to turn into an ungrateful fucker! Being gay doesn't necessarily mean that you need to be a nagging bitch! Nothing wrong with gayporntube.net! I am a detailer mothafucker whose mission is to dig up all the dirt about any website I happen to be reviewing. As for you, regular porn consumers, gayporntube.net is more than you deserve. A clean page that gathers only the best of the best gay porn and lets you stream and download all of it without any limitations. Be grateful!
Gayporntube.net is one of those pages that won't blow you away the moment you load the homepage! There's not much to see except a shitload of thumbnails, but that is exactly what you should focus on. While you are waiting for the page to offer a decent list of tags or decides to include some standard categories, you have all the time in the world to browse around until you find something worthy of your gay cock. Why not go with the Angela White gangbang?! Maybe you'll finally realize that a fine set of tits are way hotter than two cocks going into some poor gay's ass?! I'm just saying! Stay gay, if that rocks your boat! I'm off!