DirtyCode

Dating as a gay man (in open-minded countries) is far more straightforward today than it was in the past. We’re now privileged to have access to apps like Grindr and Tinder that streamline the process of finding other gay men, either for a relationship or a quick fuck and suck, compared to our cock-sucking ancestors who were forced to go underground in their quest for gay sex or otherwise face severe punishments.

But that doesn’t mean the current world of gay hookups and dating is perfect. In fact, it’s far from it. Finding your perfect match on hookup sites and apps takes a lot of work, and you’ll unlikely find everything you’re looking for. But what if there was a hookup site that took everything you want in a male partner and paired you with people who perfectly fit the bill?

Wait, are you talking about a site that would somehow let me construct a profile of the perfect gay man from his dick and pubic hair style to the shape of his cock and the way he cums? That’s insane! I hear you say. Until this morning, I would have said the same thing.

You see, some of my very excited gay friends decided to drop a new dating/hookup app for gay men that they were pretty obsessed with, to say the least. Its name was Dirtycode.io, and they insisted that I try it as it was a revolutionary form of gay dating that I just had to try.

But I’ve been around the block a few times when it comes to sites like this, so I was naturally sceptical about what it had to offer. A balls-deep review of the hookup app was in order because I intend to keep my readers in the know about which dating apps deserve checking out and which ones are best avoided.

Now, to find out whether Dirtycode.io is truly a revolutionary gay hookup app that would have Che Guevara bending over and presenting his hole to you, keep reading!

What is Dirtycode.io?

Ok, first things first. Dirtycode.io is probably unlike any gay hookup app you’ve tried before. Founded in 2015, it’s a unique site that presents users with many drawings to sum up their favourite characteristics of what they consider their ideal gay fuck buddy. These drawings range from dick size and cumming style to body features and whether they sniff poppers and crossdress

Then, the site takes all your chosen drawings to construct your profile. Then, you can choose the drawings that you feel would make up your perfect partner, and, yep, you guessed it, the site then pairs you with other gay users with your chosen characteristics.

At this point, it’s worth pointing out that the site can also be used by straight men and women, too. There’s an equal process that allows users to choose a partner based on female characteristics. However, as this is MyGaySites.com, we’ll be focusing on the gay side of the app for this review.

Sounds pretty fucking cool, right? I decided to test the site to see what it was like and whether it could withstand a thorough field test!

What is the Dirtycode.io Experience Like?

Dirtycode.io welcomes users in with a streamlined process of choosing the various features that the user considers to be their ideal gay fuck buddy from head to toe and, most importantly, what lies between their legs!

First, you choose the type of dick you want your dream man to have. From cut and uncut, slim or thick, curved as an Arab’s dagger or as straight as a Roman road, skin colour, girth (comparative to the width of a coca cola can), number of veins, shape of the head, and the type of ballsack.

Then, we get to the hairy part. Literally! Users can adjust their search results based on what kind of pubes or body hair they want around their partner’s cock ranging from full-on bush to smooth-like glass.

After deciding what your ideal cock should look like, Dirtycode.io lets you pick what kind of cummer you want your man to be. You can choose from the heavy cummers who blow loads of spunks like a firehouse, the wailing sprinklers who spatter droplets of jizz all over you like horny shrapnel, or the slow and heavy guys who deliver a dripping load that comes down on your face like a half-broken ice cream machine.

The site then moves onto the overall body features you’re looking for, covering everything from age (18 to 70+), height, eye and hair colour, the type of asscheeks you like, how much hair you like a guy to have on different parts of his body, favourite underwear, and even ring size!

The final stage of the process covers lifestyle choices. You can narrow down the results to men who go to the gym, guys who like to crossdress, and those who like to sit back and play games. There’s also a section for those who like to drink, smoke, or do poppers.

Once you’ve completed this part, you click the button and are taken to a page that lets you detail what kind of sexual stuff you’re into. This covers things like whether you’re top or bottom, your favourite sexual positions, and what kind of time you like your sex sessions to last, ranging from five minutes to over eight hours.

Then, it’s time to find your ideal partner based on your submitted information. Overall, the site has tonnes of members based in various countries worldwide.

The Design of the Site

.io is a pretty modern domain extension and is often used by those who are more tech-savvy than most. Dirtycode.io is no exception, and this site comes across as a well-designed and flawlessly-optimized project from the moment you open it.

The design feels like someone very tech-minded has made it, which is fitting to the site's overall theme. It’s streamlined, straightforward, and built in a landing page style, making the browsing experience feel like an adventure.

From the top of the site, we have the site name in a stylish but simple text format. It’s bordered on either side by discreet buttons that let you change the site's language into seven different languages ranging from English and German to Hungarian and French, or sign in as a member.

The overall process of choosing each drawing that matches you then takes up the bulk of the homepage, followed by a teaser selection of other users to give you an idea of what kind of people are active on the site. You can also click on these profiles to see their drawing choices, but the site ensures their face pictures remain hidden until the user viewing them decides to sign up.

What I Like Most

First off, this is a unique gay hookup site and is hard to compare with other sites I’ve seen before. Dirtycode.io is anything but generic, and it allows you to seek out a gay partner who is practically custom-built to your exact interests and sexual kinks.

The artwork that has gone into making each drawing has clearly been made by someone with talent, and when it comes to stuff like dick size, girth, and body features, there has been no niche or type left out.

The site is also exceptionally well-optimized, and, despite being a pretty high-tech form of gay dating, it is very easy to use, even for those who aren’t the most tech-savvy.

Dirtycode.io also covers some very important niche specifics when finding an ideal gay partner. I particularly liked how the site covers stuff like crossdressing/drag, poppers, BDSM, and sexual positions.

What I Don’t Like

The one section I felt was unnecessary was the cumming diagnostics. It’s a cool gimmick, but it doesn't do anything for practicality. Who the fuck actually knows the average speed and range of their cumshots? Despite what Fox News might try and tell people, the average gay man’s cock is not an AR-15 rifle, and it doesn’t fire the same way each and every time.

Whilst I like that the site has added a translation option, the list of available languages is limited to seven which are English, French, German, Hungarian, Portuguese, Spanish and Dutch.

Suggestions That I Have For Dirtycode.io

Some choices of drawings could be better allocated to another body feature. The average speed and range of a person’s cumshot feels very unnecessary and is likely to interrupt the otherwise smooth flow through the process, as very few people have a clue about how quickly they can cum.

More widely spoken languages could be added to the list to expand the site's outreach. While languages like Spanish and Portuguese cater for the Central and South America market and those in Portugal and Spain, some major languages still need to be added that could seriously boost the number of people keen to sign up for the site. Russian, for example, is a language spoken by over 156.6 million people worldwide and is just one example of a functional language that the site could be translated into.

Conclusion

Overall, I was pretty blown away by the gay dating experience on Dirtycode.io. Not only is this an incredibly unique way of dating and finding what could literally be your ideal fuck buddy or partner, but it’s also full of horny gay men looking to hook up.

It’s fun to use, incredibly well-designed, and a gay dating experience I’d recommend to anybody seeking something different! However, make sure you know how fast you cum, the average velocity, and the usual angle it hits your lover’s face…