Homem Pelado

Regarding international cock, Brazil is probably one of the few countries where straight guys worldwide have been exposed to the nation’s wide array of fat black cocks more than any other. Why? Because this South American country is one of the leading producers of transsexual porn, and, as we all know, “straight guys” just love a girl with a big dick.

But whilst these transsexual Brazilians are a gorgeous sight, gay guys like us aren’t really into the tits and dicks combo. So, what does this thriving and sexually open-minded nation have on offer for a gay cock connoisseur? Today, you’re about to find out!

You see, Brazil’s men are just as notoriously hot, horny, and sexy as the country’s women and shemales. They’re often made up of a hugely diverse range of ethnicities, and it’s paradise on earth for those who like tanned men with big dicks that go down your throat smoother than a Caipirinha.

This is why, for the last few years, I’ve had a wild time exploring the various sticky corners of online Brazilian smut, from porn sites to local gay sex blogs and spraying what I find into the mouths of my horny readers. My mission? To guide my viewers to the best sites and help them avoid the shit ones. Today, my journey takes me to a site called Homempelado.net.

According to my Brazilian buddies who recommended the site to me, Homempelado.net is an underrated corner of the gay Brazilian internet that specialises not only in gay porn but also has a decent array of erotic writing on it too. Put simply; it’s been described as a porn site/blog. Like a Gloryhole in Rio, I was keen to slide inside it and see what was on the other side.

So, will Homempelado.net be a gay experience better than meeting a cock-hungry twink in Belo Horizonte who can take cock for hours? Or will I be biting off more than I can chew here, like when I hooked up with a black Brazilian BDSM enthusiast with a 13-inch snake between his legs only to find out my safe word got lost in translation, leaving my asshole looking like a windsock?

Let’s find out!

What is Homempelado.net?

Homempelado.net is a Portuguese language site that translates to “naked men”. It’s a site that caters to gay porn lovers in Brazil, Portugal, and the wider Portuguese-speaking world. Founded in 2015 and still going strong, Homempelado.net is a well-established gay site with a decent but niche following.

The site is a unique crossover between a porn site and a blog. Posts are listed in a blog format with a video embedded. When you click on a post, you’re taken to a video accompanied by a bite-sized block of text that is often well-written and does a solid job of accompanying the porn.

For example, say some horny fucker who is short on cash has paid the ticket inspector on the bus with a blowjob rather than paying the fine and has filmed the entire audacious escapade for your enjoyment. He’ll then upload the footage to the site with a short backstory of how it happened.

A combination of easy-to-digest erotica and decent porn? A winner in any man’s book. But before we make any sweeping judgements, let’s see what the quality of content is actually like on Homempelado.net in the next section.

What is the Content like on Homempelado.net?

From the homepage, you’ll see a grand total of 21 pages of content on Homempelado.net. Whilst that doesn’t seem like much on the surface, remember that each page has around 12 posts, so the site is home to 250 posts (at the time of writing).

As these posts combine video and text, it can take quite a while to get through it all, and if you’re just looking to see if this site has content worthy of jacking off over, it’s not very convenient. So, as I always do, I slid my dick into this proverbial Gloryhole of gay porn so that you don’t have to and decided to spurt the gay porn highlights deep down your throat. Now, prepare yourself!

● Gross misuse of gym equipment - You know those Tiktok videos that roast people who are using gym equipment in the most fucked up way imaginable? Well, wait until they see this shit! These horny gay guys seem to think that the handles of a weight machine are the place to put your feet in to spread your legs and allow your gym buddy to slide inside your exposed asshole and fuck you until you spray jizz all over the seat of the machine. Now, that’s my kind of workout! I just hope they wiped it down for the next person to use.

● It’s your lucky day, bus conductor! - I mentioned this clip and story above, but it needs to be covered in more detail. This audacious motherfucker decides to ride on an empty bus without a ticket, and when stopped by the conductor and faced with a fine, he plans to get out of it. This conductor is offered a cock sucking adventure rather than payment, and he hastily accepts. What follows is a discreetly sloppy blowjob at the back of the bus that leaves this passenger rather sticky for the remainder of the journey, and the conductor finishes his shift with a huge smile on his face.

● The town bike - This dude is known as the town bike because every fucker has had a ride on him. This debauched creampie video shows him taking multiple loads of baby batter inside his gaping hole and then squirting it all out before his fuck buddies slide in for more. The accompanying text breaks down the debauchery in full detail, and this is one immensely sticky gay porno that is not to be missed!

The Design of the Site

The design of Homempelado.net follows a blog format. It’s nothing spectacular, but it is smooth and easy to navigate. Starting from the top, we have a fairly decent logo of a silhouetted muscular male and the site’s name in black and red. The main menu is short and sweet, taking users to the homepage and a link to Whatsapp gays, as well as to the site’s contact page and a basic search bar.

On the left side of the site is a series of third-party ads, and on the right side is a vertical listing of the latest posts with a thumbnail and a short text preview. The thumbnails are not always your bog-standard static images, and the site often uses moving GIFs to really make their articles pop.

What I Like Most

The content on Homempelado.net is one of the first things that stands out to me. There’s a unique blend of both pro and amateur gay porn on this site, and it was a blast to jerk my way through the varied mixture of content. The homo smut on here doesn’t get boring, that’s for sure!

Third-party authors write some posts as guest posts, which is fine. However, I’ve found that many other adult blogs struggle with organising their posts and differentiating them from those written by guest authors whose topics often don’t fit the blog's overall theme. With Homempelado.net, I didn’t find this problem as the site neatly marks third-party posts with a bright red ad strip across the article thumbnail.

The site is also unique in how it displays its posts. Rather than a generic static thumbnail, many of the articles use moving GIFs of the scene in question’s most debauched highlights. This does a solid job of luring you into the article, and there’s some solid GIF action going on here.

What I Don’t Like

One of my few gripes with the site is the ads in the left-hand sidebar. They’re often moving GIFs to third-party sites and, combined with the GIF thumbnails of the articles. Things can be a little overwhelming when trying to differentiate between what’s a blog and what’s an ad. In general, there are a lot of ads on the site.

There’s also no dedicated button that lets you translate the site to your native language. You can use Google Translate, of course, but I found that it was hit-and-miss with this site and struggled to translate it at all during some points.

Suggestions I Have for Homempelado.net

Work on the ads and tone them down. More is less in this case, and the number of ads on the site right now is a little overwhelming for the user, especially those in GIF format, as they detract from the individual GIF thumbnails the articles in the blog feed use.

Add a translation plugin so that non-Portuguese speakers can flawlessly access and navigate the site. Currently, it’s too much hassle for someone who doesn’t speak the language to navigate, which is a shame as they’re missing out on a tonne of great gay porn.

Conclusion

Overall, Homempelado.net is a solid Portuguese-language gay porn site that is a unique blend of visual and written content and pulls off quite a few unique achievements in terms of content and design.

However, there are some areas it needs to improve on, from the site’s use of ads to the addition of a translation button to switch the site’s language. After that, this will be a solid gay smut site that is worth checking out.