SissyFlix

Sissy Flix! Here's what's currently going on on sissyflix.com. The Video Being Watched stash shows a huge cock destroying a twink's asshole, and a trio where one chick's flicking her bean, another's spraying piss like it's a goddamn fountain, and the dude's jerking his meat. There's someone currently watching a gay compilation and someone watching a guy getting titty fucked. He is a man, with no proper boobs. Instead of them, the guy has a damn love rug, all hair covered in oil and shit, and there's a massive cock grinding against it like it's trying to start a goddamn fire. Shit, sissyflix.com is like a whirlwind of gay depravity, but it's hotter than Satan's ballsack, I'll give it that! Definitely not a snoozefest! Let's see what else is there!

Let's find out the most important thing first

So, is this fuck joint free or not? Let's fucking try to cum to that conclusion without hitting play. Hmmm, what does my experience say? A shitload of ads on the homepage, that shit reeks of tube site. Then, there's the absence of a proper logo, and the overall design looks, well, cheap. On the other hand, the webmaster over at sissyflix.com is dishing out some cheeky shit about hookers and herpes in the About Us (sounds like my kinda guy), and the thumbnails actually show video previews. Hmmm, I'm on the fucking fence here! This could be either the holy grail of tube sites or the shittiest paysite known to man!

Drumroll...sissyflix.com is a tube site and that, my dear fuckers, means that you get all of this gay goodness free of charge! That About Us section reveals that this tube site has its own webcam session and a forum community, so that's another thing I'm gonna look into later in this review. For now, let me tell you, gay porn is fucking fantastic, but webcam sluts and queer folk are popular as hell for a damn good reason. I mean, who doesn't love some live action where you can direct the action, right? And as for those pervy communities, well, people dig 'em 'cause it's like joining a club where everyone's into the same filthy shit as you are.

Let's get this thing rolling

Before I get down to business and hit that play button, I gotta lay some serious shit on you. Sissyflix.com ain't leaving your sorry asses groping in the dark. Oh hell no! Before you even think about jerking off, this joint gives you the whole damn package. You get a goddamn teaser, the length of the fucking video, how many cocksuckers have already watched it, the goddamn rating, the upload date, and a title that spells out exactly what kind of filthy shit you're about to dive into. Now that's some damn considerate shit right there! You wouldn't believe how many goddamn tube sites out there are so fucking chaotic, you'd need a friggin' crystal ball just to figure out what the hell you're about to bust a nut to. But not sissyflix.com, oh no, they lay it all out like the dirty motherfuckers they are.

Now, when I clicked on the Latest section, another tab appeared and it had nothing to fucking do with sissyflix.com. I wasn't being redirected out of sissyflix.com, but I would be a liar if I said that shit didn't bother me. Another thing that was getting on my nerves was the vague title, but let's not turn into ungrateful fuckers now. I had to wait only 5 seconds to skip one of those well-known ads you fuckers see on all tube sites, and after that, the video started streaming. No paywalls along the way!

This particular vid runs for 8 minutes, and let me tell ya, when it comes to video length, I've seen it all on sissyflix.com - from quick clips barely lasting a minute to full-blown orgies clocking in at over 30 minutes. As for the quality, it's usually pretty damn decent, to be honest, way better than most other tube sites out there. This time around, the video was all about some sexy gay massage action. I tried skipping ahead to the juicy parts, and fuck yeah, I made it without sissyflix.com bombarding me with more ads or sending me off on some wild goose chase. Below the vid, I noticed some tags, and let me tell you, that shit right there means sissyflix.com gets the importance of filters. If there's one thing I fuckin' appreciate, it's when a tube site keeps shit organized.

Daily updates is always good news

The Latest section unveiled another juicy tidbit - every goddamn day, sissyflix.com drops at least one new gay flick, so it's no surprise this site is blowing up like a motherfucker. Unfortunately, the bastards won't let me skip straight to the last page of the collection and do some decent counting. I made it to 50 and then said screw it. Guess next time you webmasters come up with these clever schemes, you'll think twice. This way, I gotta bite my tongue and miss out on hyping up the site's massive collection, and that's a damn shame. Maybe later, when I hit up the categories section, I'll get a clearer picture.

But hey, the site's habit of dropping fresh shit all the goddamn time is fucking awesome. You know why? 'Cause us pervs love a tube site that keeps its stash updated like clockwork. It's like Christmas every day, but instead of presents, it's a brand-new load of smut waiting for us to dive into. Regular updates do wonders for a site's diversity and size and all of these things matter. Size fucking matters and don't let anyone convince you otherwise! Moving on.

The list of categories does reveal the site's size

I fucking knew it! Couldn't breeze my way to the last page of the xxx collection and tally up the total number of videos on sissyflix.com, but lo and behold, there's a list of categories on this motherfucker, complete with the number of videos in each stash. Man, I'm so goddamn seasoned in this game that I'm starting to lose my damn interest. I'm three steps ahead of every webmaster out there, and who knows, maybe one day I'll hang up my hat and call it quits. Hey, not before I've reviewed every single porn joint on the planet - now that's one hell of a goal.

The biggest category, as far as I can see, is Bareback and that little fucker counts well over 9K videos. No, Big Dick is the biggest one with over 11K flicks! The Blowjob one is huge too, with over 9K videos. Colossal stashes, don't you agree! Now, check this out - Fetish 2K+, Interracial 1.5K, HD Porn 14K+ (damn, this is the biggest one), Handjob 3K+, and so on and so fucking on.

When you're dealing with sites this damn massive, you need some goddamn filters, am I right? I mean, how else are you gonna find your specific brand of smut? First off, sissyflix.com hooks you up with a list of models that you can sort through alphabetically, or by the ones who've been jerked off to the most, or the ones who've starred in the most videos. Plus, you got playlists (make your own if you're feeling creative), tags, and categories like Latest, Most Viewed, Top Rated, and all that good shit. Seriously, sissyflix.com makes filtering a breeze, and with a stash this goddamn huge, you could be jerking it till the end of time and still have more to explore.

It's one hell of a tube site

I'm not gonna lie! There's a shitton of other gay tube sites out there. There are all over the fucking place, but still, there is a couple of things that sets this motherfucker apart. First and foremost, the stash is huge and the flicks come in great resolution. Plus, this ain't no stale-ass collection, my friend. Sissyflix.com is constantly dropping fresh new content like it's going out of style, so you'll never run out of hot stuff to beat your meat to.

Additionally, sissyflix.com has a slick, easy-to-navigate interface that'll have you finding your favorite spank material in no time. If you want to narrow down your search to something specific, sissyflix.com's got your back with badass filtering options like model lists, playlists, tags, and more. No more wading through a sea of crap just to find what gets your motor running. Last but not least, sissyflix.com is completely free. No paywalls! Not a single one here!

So there you have it! Sissyflix.com is the cream of the crop, the top dog, the motherfucking king of gay porn. So why bother with anything else? Get your ass over there and start jerking it like there's no tomorrow!