GayJuice

Gay Juice! Whenever I see the Upload button on a tube site, I know I'm up for a damn party. You can't fucking believe the difference this option makes in the big picture! Long dick short, expect nothing but diversity and hugeness from gayjuice.com! That's two things you don't need to worry about here. On the other hand, there are other things that affect my view on a website, and that's functionality, the type of content, its quality, the number of ads, and shit like that, so if you are itching to find out such details about gayjuice.com, read on. I promise you a party that's way hotter than any porn flick! Consider this word porn, TPD-style!

Ok, let's all take a big breath

Man, this beast is gonna be a hard one to tackle, so I'm gonna start from the obvious. The design. The logo is fucking stellar, fun, gay, and memorable at the same time, showing one of those eggplant things with gay flag fireworks all over it. Damn, it doesn't get gayer than this! The background is all black, thank god, and gayjuice.com actually has a language bar that offers English, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, Turkish, and Russian. Neat shit, even though in my book, porn speaks a thousand fucking words. No language barrier's ever gonna stop a horny motherfucker, am I right?! Still, gotta give gayjuice.com props for that language bar.

Now, let's talk thumbnails. I fucking love it when they show video previews. Saves you a shitload of time, and it gives the site a touch of class, like it's worth more than just a quick tug. Plus, a bunch of those thumbnails come with the HD tag, and they dish out info like the upload date, video length, views, and rating. Not too shabby at all. Moving on.

TPD focusing on the newest flicks

The upper section of the homepage here shows the videos being watched currently, and I'm gonna skip that shit for now. Knowing that some gay out there is beating the meat to the exact same video I am watching at the same time messes with my alpha male mojo a bit, so let's focus on the newest flicks instead.

Now, this cums as a big surprise. You remember me hyping about gayjuice.com allowing user submissions in the intro? Well, in most cases, that implies that the site is huge, diverse, and most importantly, that fresh flicks are getting uploaded all the damn time. For some reason, gayjuice.com is an exception to this rule. The newest flick was uploaded to the site a week ago. Just two new flicks got added to the collection a week back, and the whole week before that was drier than a cunt in the Sahara. You could say gayjuice.com boasts multiple monthly updates, but damn, I was expecting daily updates, or at least a steady stream of five new videos every other day. I guess we all gotta learn to deal with some goddamn crushed expectations. Alright, let's see what else this place has got.

I need to get a feel of the site's size

Gayjuice.com is making me work for it. It won't even let me skip to the last page of the collection. Instead of busting out some simple math to calculate the total size of this fucking beast, I gotta take the alternative route. It's time for yours truly to dive into the categories, where thankfully, they show the number of videos inside 'em. Thank fuck for small favors, right?

The biggest category holding over 4.2K video bears the proud name Big Dick. Bareback follows with around 3.7K flicks in total. Then you fuckers have Blowjob (2.8K), Amateur (2.7K), Muscle (1.9K), Twink (1.1K), Anal (1K), and so on and so fucking on. Roughly speaking, gayjuice.com currently has around 25K flicks to offer in total. That's pretty damn huge, and it's not the end of the story. You want diversity too, don't you motherfucker?

Well, gayjuice.com also holds categories like Latin and Black, with over 500 videos each. Asian twinks and gaylords are ramming each other in almost 300 flicks here, and I also spotted some unexpected shit like Mature, Feet, Fisting, Bearded, and BDSM. Everything is here. Speaking of categories, inside each of them, you will find a drop-down menu offering you the following sorting criteria - the newest, most viewed, top-rated, longest, most comment, and most favorited.

I gotta set the record straight

I need to tell you something. There's some serious fucking confusion going on here, and I'm talking about the fact that gayjuice.com's out here claiming they've got 500K videos in their arsenal and that updates are happening every damn day. What they're preaching ain't exactly what I'm seeing in practice. Now, I ain't calling these folks liars or anything, but this is exactly why you need someone like me in your corner. Someone who's gonna lay down the truth, no bullshit. No need to thank me for it. Oh, and let's not forget, 25K+ videos ain't too shabby either.

You know what really earns my goddamn respect for gayjuice.com? It's their focus on professional porn. That HD tag plastered on top of the thumbnails ain't no fucking lie. I did some digging, and while I did stumble upon a few rare cases of amateur porn, the majority of these flicks are long as a motherfucker and in glorious HD resolution. That's what really fucking counts if you ask me.

Now, about the streaming. I'm gonna go with some NextDoorBuddies thing, 'cause the Longest section is packed with that shit. I click on title Justin Matthews Is Face-Fucked & Creampied In His Perfect Ass and gayjuice.com takes me right to its player. No drowning in ads and redirects. A breath of fresh air, man! As you can see, the video titles are fucking informative, and when you combine that shit with the fact that gayjuice.com's thumbnails show video previews, you fucking know you won't have a lot of trouble choosing what to play.

On top of the player, I see a big list of tags, and it this case, these are group, muscle, blowjob, raw fuck, gay porn, and so on. Over 20 tags in here and it's another clue that gayjuice.com can be tamed, controlled, and filtered properly. The flick starts playing right away, no ads to fuck me up, and it all cums in glorious HD. The thing that kinda bothers me is that this video was uploaded to gayjuice.com two years ago and it got only 12 views during that whole time. Either gayjuice.com's got some serious glitches or shit, or it's a real diamond in the rough just waiting to be uncovered by someone like me. Well, the stars have finally aligned!

Some perks require a membership

Right below the player, you fuckers are gonna find the download button. You get to choose the resolution - 480p, 720p, and 1080p. Being the cock-hungry motherfucker that I am, I went straight for that 1080p option, thinking I was about to get hit with the ol' signup window. But you know what? That shit didn't happen. The video started downloading with no fucking fuss, and let me tell you, that's the best damn thing about gayjuice.com. The best fucking thing! Translation: you can download whatever the hell you want without signing your life away first. Hey, if you wanna get in on the commenting action, add videos to your favorites, or even upload your own filthy flicks, you gotta register. It's free, and it's not fucking mandatory.

Now, another thing I gotta mention is the existence of these free galleries on gayjuice.com, along with the community section where you get a full rundown of all the members. Think outside the goddamn box here, people. You fuckers love feeling like you're part of some tribe or some shit, so if that's your kink, gayjuice.com is gonna blow your goddamn mind. This community section is where you get a list that can be organized to show you the most active members and the ones whose videos are getting the most views and that's just another kickass aspect of gayjuice.com.

The verdict

Fuck me sideways, but gayjuice.com is the tits! It does cum with ups and downs, but at the end of the day, gayjuice.com is well worth a cumshot. This pile of gay porn is served up in crystal-clear HD quality, and the fact that you can download this filthy fucking smut without any bullshit signup process is just the icing on the goddamn cake. Gayjuice.com is mind-blowing in more ways than one, and it's definitely earned my seal of approval. Great shit!