AsianGay.tv

I'm the goddamn Porn Dude, the straightest motherfucker alive who just so happens to be the world’s top-tier cock-rating bastard. I don’t swing that way, but I know some of you kinky fucks get hard for man-ass, so here I am, reviewing asiangay.tv for all you queers.

Let’s see if this cockfest knows how to handle shaf. My dick ain’t hard, but my expectations are. Let’s see if these Asian boys know how to ride, suck, and fuck like the little cumsluts you want them to be. Vamos, motherfucker!

The first impression fucking matters

Look, I’ve seen more gay porn sites than you’ve had hot meals. I’m not easy to impress. With pussy, I just need some jiggle and I’m halfway to busting. Gay shit just gotta work harder. You know, gotta earn that cock twitch, so when I loaded up asiangay.tv, I wasn’t exactly busting out the lube. Just being honest here.

I load the site and the first thing I see is some Asian twink in a mask, looking like he’s about to livestream a blowjob but forgot to move. Feels like a webcam thumbnail that someone paused right before the dick came out. That face mask is fucking classic. Nothing screams Asian as fuck like a mouth cover. It's more Asian than sushi on rice and a cunt pixelated by law. Ain’t sucking cock through that thing, but hey, cultural branding is spot on.

Below that live motherfucker, asiangay.tv shows other, standard thumbnails. I see a guy riding a fat prick, two twinks fucking from behind, and a chick sucking an Asian dick. Fuck yeah! I did not see that shit coming. Pussy on a gay site is one miracles I needed in my life.

Maybe asiangay.tv figured out that a good mix of dick and cunt keeps things spicy. Fuck, if I get to see some tits between all the assfucking and cumshots, then this site might not be a total shitshow for a straight bastard like me. So far, not bad. Might even stroke a little.

The shit looks free

Here's what happened next. I saw the Hottest option in the site's main menu, and I thought that would be a good category to kick start this review. I click on that shit but almost fucking lose it due to all the ads and redirects.

Thing just goes nuts on me, and that's when I realize that asiangay.tv is a free site. I mean, it’s a double-edged dick here. Free cock and ass is sweet, but you're gonna have to fist-fuck your way through a pile of popups just to jerk off in peace. Take it or leave it, motherfucker.

I ignore the ads and shit. I hit Play on the video that happens to pop up at the top of the Hottest aisle and it starts streaming after a couple of tries. Not too bad. The video ends up being a live show replay, a hidden cam video, or whatever you want to call it. You see, you have these two Asian gay dudes. They are in a hotel room and the camera is just glued to one corner of the room. Classic amateur porn vibe and I ain't complaining.

The video goes on for over 40 minutes, and the resolution is more than decent. Sure, you can't see the hot angles when a dick enters an asshole due to that camera staying put in one corner the whole time, but this is what I would call good amateur porn. It's raw and real, but at the same time, the resolution is fucking cool. No complaints here. If the ads didn't surround the player, things would be perfect, but maybe beggars really can't be choosers.

Sloppy and hot and the same time

When the world finally pulls its head out of its ass and drops a porn dictionary, there better be a big goddamn picture of asiangay.tv next to the definition of “hot fucking mess.”

This site’s crammed with cocks, cumshots, and tight little asses getting pounded to hell, but it’s so all over the fucking place that jerking off here feels like spinning a goddamn roulette wheel. Maybe you faggots got better radar for this shit. I’m just clicking around like a blind motherfucker, hoping I land on a video where someone’s actually getting their asshole stretched.

For example, that webcam live show in a hotel room video also shows recommended videos below the player. Asiangay.tv shows the hottest videos of this week, month and year, and while all these are decent shortcuts, I can't really applaud the site's user experience. It’s not total cunt, I’ll give it that. It’s just... sloppy as shit. Ain’t no flow, no polish, and no real order. Like someone dumped a bucket of porn and said good luck. Yeah, that's the vibe.

Things are finally starting to look up

Fucking finally! I land inside the site's straight porn stash and that's where the things finally start to look decent. Maybe it's just my dick thinking instead of me upon seeing the cunts, but really, the stash is good.

In total, you are looking at around 1.5K straight porn videos here. Still, I don't think you've come to a site that does gay porn sites reviews to read about cunts. Too fucking bad. One single manly tear rolls down my cheek as I wipe off the pussy dreams and get back to the regularly scheduled programming.

I slam that Gay HD category next, and holy motherfucking shit! I didn’t think my straight-ass brain could get rocked like this by a goddamn cock site, but here we are! This filthy gay fuckfest somehow manages to slap me in the face with pure cock power. That one stash alone packs over 12,000 videos! Twelve-fucking-thousand dicks slamming into asses and it's all yours for the taking!

Asiangay.tv is fucking monstrous, plain and simple. This cock collection’s so fucking massive I can’t even pretend to break it down for you. It’s bigger than your sad little existence, bigger than your dick will ever be, and it’s got enough man-on-man fuckfests to keep you jizzing until your crusty ass is six feet under and getting worm-fucked by something even smaller and nastier than your shriveled excuse for a cock!

The site's diverse as hell

The joint also shows webcam show replays in a separate stash. That little fucker holds over 5K videos, and that just makes this wild situation with the site's size even wilder. The HD stash is more polished. You get high resolution and fucking from all angles, while this webcam stash shows videos like the one in a hotel I described above.

I want you to understand one simple thing before I move on to the conclusion. All this streaming and all this goddamn pile of porn here on asiangay.tv is completely free.

The website doesn't give a fuck about your registration. They fucking just stuff more and more pornos in their categories, minding their own business while you choke the chicken. They just keep dumping more dick and more ass like it’s a goddamn porn apocalypse, and you're just the lucky bastard jerking it in the middle of it all! Learn to respect that!

Nothing to lose and so much shit to gain

Asiangay.tv is a goddamn mess. Just like that. It’s like someone threw every cock, ass, and webcam twink they could find into a digital blender and hit cumstorm mode. The design’s fucked, the popups are a gangbang on your patience, and the navigation feels like you are fucking going insane. It’s sloppy, it’s chaotic, and sometimes you’re just guessing what hole you’re diving into.

On the flipside, the content fucking slaps, hard and raw! That’s where this site unleashes its fat, veiny cock and slaps it right across your face. I have to remind you that asiangay.tv holds over 12K HD gay porn videos, 5,000+ webcam replays, surprise straight porn flicks, and every motherfucking niche in between. It's where you'll find Asian dudes riding dick, sucking cock, fucking like their holes are on fire, and all of it is absolutely, gloriously FREE. Nobody gives a damn fuck about your money.

It's all damn refreshing. The joint's packed with cum and Asian spunksters, and the party just doesn't die. It doesn't cost a goddamn thing, and asiangay.tv is one of the most diverse porn sites I've reviewed in a while.

Asiangay.tv is on the verge of a shitshow, but it’s a beautiful and endless shitshow that gives more than it takes. You’ve got nothing to lose, motherfucker, and a whole universe of twink holes and Asian dicks to gain. I think asiangay.tv deserves your attention. Adios!