UrGayPorn

Oh, hey, hey, hey there! I was checking out another free tube site by the name of GayVids.tv, and one of the ads sent me over here! I got reviews up for both, but I’d appreciate it if you read this one first. Cool? Cool! Oh boy do I love cross-referencing reviews! I gotta find these fucking free porn sites somehow, and it turns out they love to stack up ads that eventually lead somewhere. Sure, sure, some are actually links to a virus page, but how would I live up to my name if I didn’t have the balls to go where no gooner had tread before? I mean, I also got a mad antivirus and privacy protection in place. Always wear gloves, boys!

Ok, so UrGay, I knew that, but I’m not just calling you out on that. This is UrGayPorn, and the place is pumping out new shit pretty quickly! It actually looks half decent, so the bosses didn’t cheap out on UI, or maybe my brain got smooth from cookie-cutter websites. It’s your favorite thing in the world, a free gay tube site! Tune in for a hot bear or a twink and hide your lower half because I can see the shadow of that boner peeking out already! I’m going to be doing my usual criteria here with a bit more seasoning to make it tasty, so strap in, and we are blasting off into freemium domains!

Are the visuals and navigation any good?

Unlike Valve I can actually count to three, and I really do see three starting categories to explore. You have the trending vids tab, which I assume is a bucket of fresh semen that has some soaked clips floating in there. The stuff that’s getting views in the ocean of shitty clips. Then you have the fucking “new sponsored videos we like,” which is the sellout section for the site. It also probably means that the featured clips are a bit better than the rest, seeing as the studios are handing them over willingly. Or just fucking highlights. You never know. The last is of course the recently updated shit, but I’ll talk about it more later.

The site is nothing to cum over and make out in a sloppy style, but it gets some points from me since I kinda like it. What exactly do I like? I’m not literate enough to word it, but it’s like putting something gently warm on my balls. The sidebar on my phone kinda looked dark, but that’s on me because my phone is always on 0% extra screen light. My battery is shit, what can I say? Still, I think that there’s something to sink your toes in here. It’s not just fishing for random clicks. This bitch actually wants to deliver some value to its visitors! If I were a horny guy looking for gay sex, I’d probably want to go back here again.

For example, the big Channel tab has its asshole stretched out and showing some “top-rated” names. Your guess on popularity is as good as mine because I sure as shit don’t rate free tube vids. Like ever. Fuck that. That always screws up the ratings, but at least the views are legit, I think. Click on “all channels,” and you get a neat-o page with banners and clip counts for each channel. Let me pick some names from the top, like Active Duty with 450 pornos and Men.com with 563 in there. Well, the banners are fickle bitches so most are naked, but hey, I liked it while it lasted.

Other neat shit about the navigation

I usually don’t go into tube sites thinking the wonders will give two shits about giving the actors much recognition, but I have to say, there’s some effort here. Sure, not every video has the correct guy tagged, but the pornstar index has some dudes with like 200 vids to their name, which is more sex than you’ll ever have. This is no pornstar library so you’re not going to get more than a penny for your thoughts, but hey! At least you can find a new stud to simp over if you have the brainpower for that. It’s also just big bonus points because rarely any other free smut sites care enough to even do this much.

Also, the categories. Some big bullshit is being done here since the biggest ones are literally gay, anal, blowjob, masturbation, and big cock. Yeah, no shit Sherlock, this really is a gay site, huh. The ones from the big list I actually respect are amateur and muscle since I can actually do something with that. Going a bit deeper into this anal pussy, I’m seeing double anal, Czech, audition, cute, domination, and a few more tags that actually matter. Just make peace that not every clip is going to be covered under your tag of choice, and you’ll be cruising this just fine. Also, brownie points from me for a job decent done!

Ok, just how many ads are here PornDude?

My brother, let me tell you about this. So I was running a browser that had built-in ad blockers, yeah? One of the ads managed to slip through. It was a pop-up, and I felt like I was going to slam my keyboard. Well, it was just one, but I could tell the place was going to be a dry streak for all of you normies who rawdog the internet. In the background, in the darkness, I see ads, ads, ads. Three times in a row… as text. Yeah, my homeboy blocked it, but that was definitely space for ads. There are also some banner ads that can’t be blocked, but meh. I could still watch my porn without disabling shit. I win.

Let me talk about the clips and other shit

One thing that every tube site worth its condoms should have is massive fucking update schedules. I checked the site out some time after midnight, and it had a ton of clips that were added literally 40 minutes ago. I did some math, so if I didn’t shit the bed, I think UrGay gets 70+ new clips going every single day. I have no clue when the oldest ones were added, but some of the trending vids are 2 years old. Is the site featuring new wank material? It looks like it! Nothing is striking me as being made in 2000 or 2010, but I didn’t really dive in. I had had enough of trudging through shit for today, man.

All that speed doesn’t matter anything if the dick is weak and the fingers are stiff. Is UrGay trained well? I’ll go off on a leg and say it’s fine. I had a look from a chair’s distance over a few pages, and I saw more HD clips than not. So at least the quality is decent. But while this bitch has a pretty looking cock, I can’t say it lasts long. The clips are typically under 10 minutes (don’t bitch to me if you find longer ones), but I gotta say, I wasn’t going in thinking UrGay was prepping feature-length shit. I guess that means it’s just normal as far as tube sites go, so yeah.

And listen, it’s not like there aren’t some big videos here! Hell, I saw a few that were 23+ minutes long! It’s just that most are snipped like my American brothers and sweet like twinks. I clicked on one of those big boys, and it was a promo clip of some guy who leads to his X or OnlyFans. There’s literally a banner! Well, you can miss it, because who even looks at ads? Aside from that, there are a few options for members only. If you got the guts and a burner Google account to burn, log in, and I’m decently sure you can download vids here. Like, not 100%, but it’s giving the aura.

I honestly get the feeling like I'll be back to UrGayPorn

I don’t say this lightly, but when a tube site tries to be useful and make my life easier, I actually want to give it a bone and come back. It makes me feel like I can count on it for my porn, yanno? Maybe if it could tone it down with the ads, I’d jam with it more but that’s why I run my ad blocker and haul several burner accounts wherever I go. I’d say UrGayPorn is up there as far as free gay tube sites go, which puts it above most shit you can dig out on your casual search. PornDude signing out!