Sodomy Squad

I imagine the creation of SodomySquad got pitched to the guys over at the ASGMax like some kind of troll bet, but then it became a real thing in the meantime. Or maybe some wanker was a real fan of animation and had a passion for this concept but was poor as dirt and needed to get funded somehow. After sucking cock and begging, he eventually won, and now we’re here to enjoy the results. Or maybe someone had a fucked up idea for a Spider-Man-inspired character and then fired it off into the ether. Not even that unlikely with the recent Spider-Verse thing going on. Whatever the background to this thing might be, it happened, and we’re all slightly more depraved because of it. Let me walk you through this clusterfuck!

What the fuck is SodomySquad??? I watched this whole thing, and I’m still not 100% sure. I get the premise, I get the idea, I kinda get the story and whatnot, but it all feels like a fever dream. Basically, SodomySquad is a gay animated superhero series over at ASGMax that follows a group of heroes and villains battling for the fate of the Fucktropolis. Ok, it’s just a Western smut cartoon, big deal! Brother, I watched 2D and 3D porn in my time, and I still came out of it with some sense of reality. If I had to pin all my pain to something, it has to be the spider guy here. Oh, I’ll get to him in a bit, my horndogs. He’s the source of all evil and my feelings of normiehood!

Fuck! Is this how you guys feel when I ramp up the filth jokes? Yeesh, sorry for putting you through that and all, but I’m clearly more important. But as you might expect, these cartoon guys are all buff as hell and boast distinct superpowers. Some are as basic as being able to make fire, others are Spunk. The damsel in distress is The Civilian, a prized target for his giant cock. Yep, that's the reason. Man has monster schlong, and maybe his cum has mystical properties. The villains want him for his penis and for his body! The action is not even that bad! It actually beats most animated porn I see on the regular. I might be stirring up the shit, but there’s a reason why I’m dragging you into this!

The premise of the action and me hating that I love it

I’m not sure how sex and fucking happen here, only that it does, and it angers me how good it gets to be. Maybe the fact that this fucked up city is horned out of its mind contributes. The animation is smooth, and it really shows. Now, my memory is hazy as shit, but I don’t think there were too many repeat frames. The only thing I’m kinda miffed about is that the powers don’t get to play the sexy parts enough, but I figure the animators were strapped for time. The cartoon itself has a mix of kidnapping, fighting, fucking, and rescuing. The order can get jumbled up, but it makes sense, and it keeps it interesting. The kind of interesting where you can’t look away even when you stopped fapping.

Seriously, there’s a pointless amount of effort going into this for some reason, and I’m not sure why. Every intro to the episode is narrated, and it genuinely feels good. It sets the mood, tells you what’s coming, and covers up all of the blank holes that would otherwise make the action shittier. It’s actually brilliant, and I hate it. The films come in 4K UHD. And it’s an animation. Like, I think you have lower resolutions up for grabs, but if your screen is bigger, the higher-res stuff is going to shine. The stuff looks great on my smaller screens, and they fucking flow smoothly. You don’t even need a big monitor to get the full experience here because it’s really well-executed! Ah, sorry, big word. Shit’s gas, next.

Who are the cartoon cast and how many episodes PornDude?

There are like 10 cartoon blokes, counting the damsel of course. They have their own character profiles you can read up on, but fuck that. Listen, there is one guy who has been the bane of sanity all this time. Spunk. Spunk is riffing on the Spidey drip and power. Except, guess what? Instead of webs, he uses his spunk to swing about. That shit is hanging from his crotch, and it’s making me feel too weird about my life. Not enough to concede my crown as the emperor of gooners, but enough to send me into a hysterical yap. But yeah, you can read about the guys beforehand. There are 7 heroes and 3 villains in the roster. They are mostly just parodies of existing supers, but again, crazy imagination.

If I count the intro episode that just breaks down the action and gives you action shots, then there are 7 episodes to dig through. The last episode was dubbed The Big Finish, which pretty clearly tells you that the show’s fucking over. It had a pretty short run, and I’m not sure if it got greenlit for a season two. I hate to say it, man, but I actually want to see another season of this. Partially to feed the hungry animators, and also so I could see Spunk get his anus destroyed by a parody of the Green Goblin. I wouldn’t be this happy if Sodomy had nothing else, but there’s a guy backing it up! ASGMax is our network for the day, which means we’re back to real guys fucking!

PS: Every episode also includes a short comic book-style photo set complete with text bubbles. It’s a really neat addition to the channel!

Boons from the ever-gracious ASGMax network

Some of the biggest studios are all huddled up on ASGMax these days. One click will show off Pride Studios, NextDoorStudios, Disruptive Films, and a bunch more! There are a shitton of unique and hot series that can only be found here, and not gonna lie, they’re probably one of my favorite gay things around. Active Duty and Family Creep are also damn amazing, but with 45+ channels locked and loaded, you’re gonna be finding hits after hits. There are some 13000+ movies on the whole network, and 26+ new clips are dropped every month. They got stuff in 4K UHD and Full HD with shittier rez chilling about. So yeah, this is probably one of the best places to go if you’re a queer chocolate bar looking for gay sex.

Here is how payment is going to look like

You’re tied from wrist to legs to ASGMax, so you’re going through their shit first! The only thing I want to spit on is the pre-selected sale on the billing page, but it was easy to get rid of it, so I’m not too pissed off. A few of the sub options include downloads, and you also get cheap access for one month. As for which billers will be handling your recurring subscriptions, I saw Epoch and SegPay in the small text.

The first nugget of joy you get is the streaming-only 30-day cruise. This shit is perfect if you’re broke because it costs $5/month for one month, and then it goes for $19.95/month.

Right after it comes the full monthly sub. You get unlimited fucking downloads for $14.95/month at first, and then this little shit rebills for $29.95/month. Kinda fair for the deal.

It’s fucking expensive to be poor, which is why the annual plan is always the cheapest option while costing the most in one installment. It’s only $8.95/month, and it's billed once a year as $107.40/year.

My personal beef with Spunk is my own thing, but this is a fun channel that can be enjoyed

I don’t want to get into detail with all the things I want to do to Spunk, and no, it’s definitely not the most gay shit ever. He’s my nemesis and let’s leave it at that! SodomySquad is a teeny animated series that sits in the background of ASGMax like some kind of boogeyman or a ghost story. It’s fucking different from everything else on the site and probably an urban tale among the regulars on the site. But if you like animated porn, want to laugh at my pain, or just want to see what’s the hot deal about it — just go, just fucking go. The fuckoff network pretty much means you’re not making a mistake here.