BarebackVids

Ya know, ever since I hit the Massive Gay Pass network grind, I figured I might as well do a few more channels from the pile. Just so ya know what’s coming up, yanno? Boy do I love sharing my useless porn insights with random people googling an equally random gay porn site and hoping for some nuggets of insight! Yeah, I know how it feels to find a site you’re not 100% on and not get anything when you go on the interwebs and try to glean insights. Someone has to bite the bullet, and it might as well be me since I got nothing better going on in my life anyway. So. BarebackVids! One of the 36 channels you unlock with a simple sub. Time to see what’s packing!

I know you’re expecting condomless sex and you do get that

Even I can’t fucking season this into a block of intro text. You get rawdog anal fucking between dudes, simple as. The theme is quite literally “no condoms, only exposed pinkies.” And I respect it for sticking to the groove. But this also means that you don’t get any other reliable themes. Sure, you might run into a scene that has an uncle and his nephew going behind the GF’s back, but that’s gonna be an outlier from the crowd. It’s all mixed, mixed I tell you! Shaken, not stirred. You never know what’s gonna pop in your mouth, and it’s not a cherry. It feels like making a mixed bowl of random dares and pulling something out with a blindfold. It has its cute charm, and I can see the audience ngl.

The shaker also goes as far as the actors in play. Sure, there are a ton of amateurs since new faces fuel the porn industry these days, but there are some lads who have more renown. You can notice it in how they fuck, but also, they’re just straight up more handsome! Sorry, street boys, your average looks aren’t enough for the big screen. And yeah, most lads are in their 20s-30s, but the age range is more liberal, so you also get older daddies in the play. Body types have their variety, with twinks filling the gaps between muscle hunks, bears, and other more defined guys. Plenty of white guys to be had, but also expect Latinos, Asians, black studs, and Latino-blacks! Aw yeah, now this is a party I wanna attend!

So, how is the film coming along?

Well, here is where the fun kinda slams into the wall and spatters tomato sauce all over the room. In general, shit from the Massive Gay Pass is kinda vintage, going like 80s and 90s, but they also have stuff from the early 2000s. Now the 2Ks are weird because it makes me feel like it's not even vintage - it's just straight up outdated. You can really feel it stinging when you piss here, because the highest quality of clips I could find on BarebackVids was just 480p. Shit gets even lower in some cases, but at least you can download everything when you hop on. Some videos are a tad better than the rest, but that grainy fuzz of the past is still thick in the condom. It really takes me back to the dark internet ages.

Alright, so we concluded the quality is shit and that the porn is just outdated. Some clips might be vintage here, but I'm not your guy for this. I bet you’ll know more with just one glance than I do after spending the whole week here. In total, this channel library has some 197 videos to wade through, and the action is chaos incarnate. Fuck, some of it is even superhero cosplay! For some reason, each clip comes with like 50 screen caps also. They’re nothing special and even tiny, but you can download them as zips when you’re really feeling something. As for the update, well, I do see new dates, but that’s just plain bullshit. The whole thing is just rotating content! Don’t believe me? Let me crack the network!

This is what you get from the main network

Getting 36 channels sounds pretty cool, and I’ll even say you can do the helicopter if you really fucking feel like it. But let’s not celebrate too early because I'm here to dismantle this thing. So, MGP, the name that has the channel under it. Yeah, so, this whole place is juggling some 7000-5000+ videos. The numbers change like the rise and fall of my dick because this place plucks out some vids and drip-feeds them back in. The pinnacle of shitty rotating content, and it’s not even funny to watch, it’s just sad. I’m not even sure if the removed vids are coming back at all, but hey, the network might add another scavenged channel here and there, and that'll boop the flow of semen up. But that might just be copium 99 at this point.

The bigger thing I feel you should be giving a shit about is how the site handles itself on your device. First off, this flubber is bloated with ads, so finding your way through the adpocalypse swamp is like when I need to get out of my bed to drink water before I vomit. The excess ad fat also means the site gets to be slow as shit the more you press into it. I might have been just unlucky, but my spidey senses are telling me the web support is pretty ass here. I’ve dealt with some really bad ad bloat, but this is pretty severe, so you better put on your hazmat suit before you start looking for that scene that caught your eye. But well, you win some and you lose some, I guess.

Time to see how much money this place wants to suck off

I got some valid things to say here, but there is one thing above all else I need to holler, or I'll go fucking insane. It’s that goddamn trial sub. They are usually trash, but this one is really really really trash! It lasts for 3 days and costs only $1.95, but it only lets you stream some 12 scenes from the network that are “the best.” Insert a shitass trademark sign right there. To make stuff worse, you’re gonna need to snipe that sub cancel because it auto rebills for $24.95/month. Bad deals pal, bad deals all around. Stick to the plot!

The plot here being either the monthly sub or the annual access because everything else is out of the question. Why? Brother, did you skip to the price section and ignore everything else? The network itself is not adding anything! You can nab downloads with any full sub, so just value your time. The place will lick your credit card straight up, or you could wrap it up in Epoch tinfoil before you pass it along. They all rebill, so put your muscle memory to use and figure out an evacuation route before you kick off the cave dive. As one last shitty bonbon to add to this cupcake, there are pre-selected sales on the billing page. Yeah, drop your pants and bend over.

Like I said, there are only two subs that matter here, so I’ll be just dropping the prices for them and nothing else. The one I think works the best given the clusterfuck we find ourselves in is the 30-day access. You pay $24.95/month, and you turn on your download matrix to scrape the place. If you don’t like being pegged for time like that, you might be fine with losing an arm and a leg with the annual plan. That’s $99.45/year and gives you more breathing room. I’m not the kind of guy to be chill with that, but hey, you’re the boss of your moolah! Who am I to stop you from making shit financial decisions?

I like the colorful condomless scenes, but the rest feels dry

And we all hate a dry hole, don’t we lads? Yeah, there are some true gems to be found with a network this big, and I really appreciate how every channel has a clear theme. You log in, and you know where to look for your smut of the day! Things have been really rough for this place, and it shows. Seriously, I could see graffiti in my head while browsing the site. As long as the downloads are still flashing in neon colors, there will be a reason to give this place your money. But it’s really not something you have to do. It’s ok as far as a fappery goes.