BlackStudVids

Who doesn’t like a hot black guy in his porn? If you’re one of the people who wants to see ebony kings in hot action, then I bet my last cock ring that you’re gonna be staring at BlackStudVids with some pretty intense passion. I know, I know. These porn sites really know how to name themselves, huh? The beauty of the porn world is its simplicity, but, to be honest, I’m just here to see if the fucking and sucking is any good and drop a decent review with only one hand. That one’s busy, yanno? Always busy, but I had years of practice and it’s paying off. You and I are training for the same big leagues, but I’m years ahead of you, buckaroo!

Okay so how go the BlackStud files? Anything good in there? I’m for sure breaking this bitch into pieces, but there is something I wanna say in advance. Do you remember the era of DVD porn releases? That’s the good old retro style, and some is even from the 90s! Depending on how this goes, the porn can be either legendary or the most outdated shit ever. Some of you will already know what’s coming when I mention that the Massive Gay Pass network owns the BlackStud, but for the rest of you coomers, you’re gonna suck up my master baiting strats and read on! You can try to throw used condoms at me all you want! I live for this shit, I breathe it! Alright, enough intro text, time to hit the action.

What actually goes on in this channel

The one tying point is that you get black gay men to watch in action, but it’s the pairings where you get to enjoy something actually special. See, while you always get a black actor, sometimes it’s two ebony dudes ass blasting each other, and some other times you see a Latin bloke sucking a BBC. The said BBCs are kinda rare since most cocks look pretty ok, but hey, black makes everything big! I don’t think I saw any Asians on the screen, shame, but the white dudes are still about! So yeah, black-on-black gay sex, but you also get plenty of mixed interracial with other actors. The black actors are the only tying point here, as the films are a pretty scattered bunch. Lucky pouch pulls, anyone?

The random assortment of interracial gay scenes is one thing, but the vibe of the action is what’s sending me a bit out of my lane. You know how you can sometimes feel that the actors aren’t into it? Or that the porn feels fucking boring since it’s starting to all look the same? I don’t know what kind of black magic (pun intended) goes on here, but every other scene is feeling like a slog of sorts. It might just be my refined as fuck tastes here, but I am decently sure some five watches of the content will give you the same kind of jeebies in your nut sack. This shit corks the semen rivers. I don’t know how, but even hot dudes aren't helping me raise my Henry from sleep.

I think the reason for my bad vibes might actually be because all scenes on BlackStudVids are taken from DVDs. Listen, DVDs are peak, but there’s a fucking bias here. It’s how posers will look at the music from, idk, the 70s and think it’s better than what we got today. Yeah, no shit, that’s literally the plane survivorship bias meme at play. The shit music got lost, so now we only got the best. Same kind of thing with this black porn. You are looking at DVDs that were pretty meh back when they were made, and the mehness got worse with the years. On one hand, historians will go wild over authentic shit. On the other hand, you’re not a damn historian, and this is a subpar fappaton.

Here is what you’re getting when you sign in

Vibes aside, I better push out those porn numbers, or I’ll get egged with used condoms again. As with everything else on Massive Gay Pass, BlackStud is pretty much down on its last leg. It may be adding one scene a month, but like, pretty sure that’s recycling at its finest, champ. I counted 198 scenes ripped from some godforsaken DVDs. The quality doesn’t go above 480p, and the worst cases are slugging on the ground with even shittier vid qualities. The silver lining is that downloads are always included and very unlimited, so you can become some kind of porn harvester and sweep the place. Yanno, like those images of death with a scythe. Except porn! Surprisingly, each video has some 50+ pics to save in zip files if you’re up for that kind of shit.

What’s really going to be making this babey chug for you is the stuff from the network. Like, really, I would be bitching more if there wasn’t at least a sizable pile of porn to wade through here. Makes me feel like a gold miner back in the olden days or some kind of shit like that. Massive Gay adds and removes clips on a whim since it’s in a rotating hell spiral, but I think the count is a hefty 6800-5000 videos on the usual, but don’t quote me on that. One of the nicer things about this shithole is that it has 36 channels that stick to a theme while the rest of the smut does its thing. It’s really good at getting you variety, not so good at nabbing video quality.

How much will all of this cave diving cost, you ask?

Well, there are four subs to pick out from the pile, but one is not viable, one is utter trash that should be burned at the stake like a witch, one is what I’m going in with, and the last one is pretty situational for the average peasant looking to grab porn. I’ve been doing this section a lot for Massive Gay Pass sites, so you can look at my BarebackVids and AsianBoyToys reviews if you want a slightly different version of the price section. Things are pretty much the same, I’m just literally becoming a mother bird and feeding you pre-chewed slop. But anyway, yeah, pre-selected sales on the billing page, recurring subs. The usual shit package is here, so you better be on your toes.

I don’t want you to even consider the fucking trial sub because it only shows you 12 shitty vids and calls it a day. $1.95 for three days and then rebilled for like $20+/month. Not worth it, so skip it and go for a better deal.

I'm landing on the 30-day full access because it has unlimited downloads and also doubles as the least amount of burnt money. It's just $24.95/month, so be ready to cancel when your big download ploy is done.

I don't know why you’d go for 90-days of access, but in case you have some alien masochistic tendencies in ya, well, that shit costs $49.95 every three months.

The only other sub option I can respect is going for the annual plan to have peace of mind while nabbing your smut. I can live with this. It costs $99.95/year, and it’s pretty chill.

Some extra points to the pile

That pretty much sums up the payment situation. I think using PayPal with Epoch is the better choice, but let’s leave that behind for a bit. This site is slow. It's bloated to fuck and back with ads like some kind of fucked cumflation art on R34. There is a cosmic amount of ads here and links to sites and DVD shops that are not included in your sub. Shit’s dire, so you need to be careful where you click and where you look. I have seen some ad pile in my time, but yeah, it’s pretty bad here. Try to find your membership page site link and be wary of any popups that might try to say hello. We do NOT consent to any unsolicited ad dick pics here!

It’s not like I hate the network but this is one of the weaker channels

Massive Gay Pass is a lot of things, and shitty is one of them. But I still have a soft spot for the library it hosts and the vintage & retro porn you can dig out here. That said, BlackStudVids is not the best example of what the site has to offer. I’m usually a happy gooner when I go through other channels, but this one left me feeling pretty eh. It’s not a disaster, and there are some great vids to watch, but it’s not bombastic. It’s one of the more mid channels on a mid network. Worth a shot either way, but watch where you step here!