Wanna guess which happy-go-lucky verse from New York caught my eye today? Well, maybe not happy-go-lucky, but Andrew Fitch is definitely one of the more versatile versers. Bottoming or topping, he does it really well. People like to praise porn actors when they make some amazing moaning faces, but I’ll give extra points to Andrew because he has a really neat way of making it even better. Why? I mean, just look at the guy. The man has a droopy face that looks almost fucking lifeless, if we put it a bit rudely. So imagine that resting bitch face when it starts to make some amazing expressions! I like when he’s topping, but there’s a lot to see from him.
The man has a ton of sides and not nearly enough pornos to capture them all. He’s likable, very datable, and the sort of guy who looks like he would fit into the daily life of some of you forever alone. Essentially - he’s fucking approachable while being fuckable to the bone. That gives us a good mix in a performer. These kinds of guys tend to have stable cult followings compared to the more explosive pretty boys you see every so often. But before I get into the deets of his career, I need to infodump on his appearance. For all of my blind homies, of course.
The charm of Andrew Fitch I like
Think of a porn star. Think of a gay one. You don’t imagine the face of Andrew, and if you do, then you have some refined tastes. Yasee, Andrew has a face that’s slightly out of bounds as far as the usual run-of-the-mill fuckboys go. I personally prefer him with a nice beard, and he does rock armpit hair and a happy trail from his bush. But I need to license images or beg like a pleb to have some, so I can’t exactly put a version of him that gets me going. But trust me, his major hair spots ebb and flow with the right scene. I’m all for extra hair, but I get it if yer not.
But as far as his build goes, he’s no otter, it’s true. More like a jock in build, what with some muscle definition in him and a solid 180cm in height (that’s 5ft 11 for my bald eagles out there). So really, if ya feel like it, you can stack him in the shortstack section because he’d clearly get ignored by our sisters over in the rainbowless lands. He keeps his body smooth on the torso, tho his legs depend on the mood of the day. Mostly smooth, but yeah. You get the kind of guy he is. His type being an everyday boyfriend material. And trust me, there are studios that know how to capitalize on that.
But I hear you. All of that sounds great, wholesome, and even hot if you swing hard his way. But is there anything in particular to thirst over, PornDude? Well, he has a sole tattoo on his body that’s literally his name. Try to find it if you feel it. But ayt, the real thirst magnet are literally his balls. Gentlemen and bottoms, I present to you: Andrew Fitch’s ballsack. It's plump, it gets even plumper when put under CBT, and it’s just always like that. It’s a small detail, sure, but I dig it. It’s a real treat for my fans of balls of all sorts. Pay close attention to them. Imagine sucking them. Imagine them on your face. That’s the spirit!
It’s time to hit it off with Andrew Fitch’s porn career
Porn stars come, cumm, and go as they please, and they typically don’t give two shits about us gooners who pay or waste hours searching for their sloppy vids. Andrew is one of those bright birds that shone like the sun and then poofed before you knew it. I donno if he wasn’t built for the porn way, but his career ended just three years in. Lessee, he started in 2013 when he was (I actually don’t fucking know), and then he retired in 2016. How many trails of semen did he leave in his wake? Well coomer, about 50 from what I could tell. He might have some clips on OnlyFans and private sites of other guys, so not exactly a perfect number.
Before you shake your head in disappointment and fuck off to some other guy like some kind of semen butterfly to a cock, keep reading. Because, as it turns out, short as the career might be, there is some truly good shit here. My big buzzwords for the section are BDSM, taboo, cinematic stories, and other tasty kinks like that. Interested? Hehe. I know what kind of man you are. My fat eyes perceive you. What’s our first stop? Well, 2013! What a bombastic start to it all.
In truth. I’m not sure if KinkMen was the first gig Andrew here landed, but he definitely appeared there and he had some killer porn. He got bound to a table, fucked in public (allegedly), edged to the limit of his reason, etc. So yeah. That’s some colorful start there, Mr. Fitch. And you even got to be the top in half of them. The first year of porndom proper was already pretty decent, and he had some side gigs at very reputable studios. Tho most of them are now part of GayRoom.com. Yanno how things go.
2014 was also going really strong for him. The short stints he had with the other major studios paid off in full because now he was a pretty active face over at Next Door Studios. I do gotta say he also popped into MEN.com and even the Naked Sword. It’s not like he suddenly made a few dozen pornos. But pretty much, he had one scene per month for the whole year. If you were a no lifer back in the day and keeping your eyes peeled, you might have noticed his name as something of a rising staple. Or so I’ll choose to glaze Mr. Fitch. Hey, I’m writing this, I get to decide what vibes I want ya to feel!
Well, the MEN.com pop-up is probably because of the IconMale videos he had with them. This is where my storied hook comes in. IconMale does some spectacular porn cinematography and loves its taboo scenes (read: sugar daddies and stepdaddies, along with gay infidelity toward their wives). There’s actually a decent number of them still up on the site that I really dig.
Moving on from the sudden side quest, his final years were spent along with IconMale and Mile High Media of all things. Is that the new or the old name of the site? Anyway, my point is that he was there. This is where you’ll catch him banging (or getting banged by) trans ladies. So pretty close to bisexual content, kinda. He did gay shit for the most part with them, so if you’re the kind to cry bitch tears when an actor fucks a pussy every so often, you’re welcome! Just watch those fucked up, toxic fingers of yours. My bi bros are valid as fuck. Ok, I’m done being wholesome. Let’s watch this guy fuck!
Here are some of the juiciest Andrew Fitch gay porn videos to watch
I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it. Go to KinkMen and watch all of his kinky vids. Trust me, this is how his ballsack gets to shine. No, what made you think I’m a sadist for CBT? Ahem. These guys got a lot going on for them, and they were definitely the ones who capitalized on the verse and bottom sides of him. If you’re still hard after I mentioned “edging” a few lines before, let’s kick it off with that. “Ripped Straight Hunk with a Fat Uncut Cock Bound for the First Time” is the one you crave. And yes, it lives up to the fucking title! If you want to see Andrew tortured even more, then watch “Straight Stud - the Chair - the Pit - the Water Chamber.”
Hardcore fetish action is definitely the way, and Andrew was somehow smack dab in the middle of all of them. Maybe they played up his droopy face, or maybe he just had the aura. Either way, the guys over at Naked Sword had him in cheating scenarios. And man, were they good! The one I’m the hardest for is “Cheaters Episode 3: Lies and Alibis 3.” I’m a bit stiff for the cinematography, but also at how Andrew is playing his role. He is really making his face dance! Fuck, probably one of the best ways to check out his features in action. Man kinda has the makings of a real actor.
What has Andrew Finch been up to?
Honestly, I can’t tell. I spent some hours searching, but nothing came up. No Twitter or Instagram. He might have nuked them, or I just can’t find them for shit, but yeh. My hands are empty. Here’s a theory tho, a porn theory! Maybe all those “straight” sections in the vids weren’t just bait. Maybe he really was G4P or just bi-curious. I mean, I guess if he’s not into it, he’s not gonna stick around. Don‘t go around telling people like this is a fact. Fuck. I’m lowkey at a loss here. Like, he had some great foothold and even popped into some massive gay shares right off the bat. I’m moaning that THERE COULD’VE BEEN MORE!
But I digress. As it goes, there are no OnlyFans or little porn pages on the web to be found. The only sources of certified Andrew smut are the big leagues and the freemium clips on the various tube sites that bother to figure out who the men fucking are. He doesn’t have much presence these days, not unless you’re curious about why a droop-faced guy is showing up among giants. But when you do find him, he’s quite a looker. A ghost of swimmers that got stuck in the wrong hole. Too bad he’ll remain lowkey.
That about wraps up the whole history of Andrew Fitch
A gay actor who was active for only three years, from 2013-2016, but somehow managed to appear on timeless sites is really a story worth telling. And I am balls serious when I say that the man had the makings of something amazing if he just kept at it. Well, I can only yap about ifs and buts here. I’d rather talk about cocks and balls. And balls is what drew me here in the first place. Ok, and maybe the droopy face. It’s charming! I like it! And I’m damn glad the big leagues took this angel in and made some memorable smut. Enjoy his ass and kinks. PornDude signing off.