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What are male sex dolls made of?

Back in the day, all we really had were those cheap blow-up dolls that just did not do much for anyone, really. I always thought only losers would have dolls like that… I mean, have you seen them before? Well, we no longer live in those times, right? We now have dolls that look and feel realistic!

Most male sex dolls of higher quality are crafted from either silicone or TPE, which stands for thermoplastic elastomer. Silicone is the premium shit, firmer, more durable, less porous. TPE is softer, squishier, feels more “real,” but also needs a bit more care because it can soak stuff up like a needy sponge.

How realistic are male sex dolls?

Well, this really depends on how much you fuckers are willing to spend on them. If you want a “real boyfriend” maybe go to the real world and stop being a loser. As for those who prefer dolls, you have a lot of realistic ones that just look scary, how realistic they feel. Like “why is he staring at me like he knows my secrets” kind of realistic.

Skin texture, veins, body proportions, even facial expressions, some of them look better than actual men you have dated, let’s be honest. Cheaper ones, though, look like they escaped from a haunted mannequin factory. So yeah, realism = money, simple as that.

Are male sex dolls safe to use?

Yes, as long as you are not buying them from some shady ass storage house in the woods, most premium and even cheaper dolls are safe to use. Body-safe materials exist for a fucking reason. Just take care of the doll after the purchase… aka don’t let it rot with your semen, you idiot. It is pretty simple. Also, if it smells like a chemical war crime straight out of the box, maybe rethink your life choices.

How do you clean a male sex doll?

The great thing about this part is that the cleaning instructions will be included with the doll. So you know what to do when you get the doll. But if you are still to get it and just want to know generally, it’s actually pretty simple.

You just need some warm water, mild antibacterial soap, and you are gucci. Never aggressively scrub your doll, cause it will most definitely damage the material. Always make sure to dry it properly, and you can use renewal powder if it is TPE. If you skip cleaning, congratulations, you have just created the world’s worst roommate.

Can male sex dolls be customized?

Yup. Nowadays, most sex shops, especially the lux ones, allow you to customize your dolls. I’m talking about anything from hair and eye color to the size and shape of their shaft. This is also true for female dolls, in case any bisexuals are reading this.

Male dolls are easy to customize online, and it really adds to the whole experience, right? You basically get to build your dream guy without the emotional baggage, commitment issues, or him ghosting you after three dates. It is like character creation in a video game, except way fucking better.

How much do male sex dolls cost?

Oh boy, brace yourselves. I mean, while you can get something basic for a couple hundred bucks, I assume you want to know more about the ones that actually feel real, right? Well, those realistic dolls can be anywhere from $1k to over $5k… and yes, that is pretty darn expensive. However, it’s an investment or so to speak. Some people buy cars, some people buy fake boyfriends. Life choices.

How discreet is shipping from male sex doll shops?

Most companies are not stupid; they know you do not want your neighbors seeing a giant box labeled “LIFE-SIZE NAKED MAN INSIDE.” So you do not have to worry about that shit. Packaging is usually quite boring and plain. It won’t directly say what’s inside, but they do have to specify something. So if this was your concern, you do not have to worry about it. This will be our little secret. 
How long do male sex dolls last?

Well, if you get the more expensive ones, they will obviously last so much longer. But this also depends on how you choose to care for the dolls. If you do not want to care for them properly, they won’t last a long time. Also, maybe don’t go throwing them around like you are in a WWE match. All of this will be explained to you properly with the dolls.

Silicone models usually outlive TPE ones, but both are designed to last for years. So, as long as you take care of it, it could even outlast you. Of course, if you get the expensive ones, the cheaper ones won’t last that long.

Are male sex dolls heavy?

Absofuckinglutely, and if you think you are just going to casually pick it up and toss it onto the bed, think again. These things can weigh anywhere between 25 kg and 50 kg, sometimes even more, depending on size and build.

Sure, this doll is designed to be like a “sex toy,” but since the expensive ones are made to look and feel realistic, they have this heavy skeleton inside as well. Allows you to position them in so many ways, but it is also heavy as shit.

Do male sex dolls have movable joints?

As I mentioned, most decent ones come with an internal skeleton system, which sounds creepy but is actually what makes them usable. You can pose them, adjust limbs, and get them into different positions without them just collapsing like overcooked spaghetti. That said, some are more flexible than others, it all really boils down to the overall quality.

What sizes do male sex dolls come in?

Pretty much whatever the fuck you are into. You can usually customize this part, as well as other body proportions, if you know what I mean. Most compact dolls are around 55 inches, but you can also get the full-sized ones that are like 75 inches.

Body types also vary a lot, my dudes. You have lean, muscular, average, or random-ass customizations you add. This industry made it sure to allow you to customize your preferences however you want and enjoy your doll fucking experience. Ain’t that freaking cool.

Are male sex dolls made from body safe materials?

Yes, if you are buying from a reputable brand. I mean, if you get any shitty cheap knockoffs, then I can’t really say for certain, how about that? These dolls are usually made from medical-grade silicone or properly treated TPE.

The problem starts when people try to save money and end up buying from sketchy sellers with prices that look too good to be true. All I’m going to say is if it looks shady, it probably is. So make sure you know what the fuck you are getting.

How should a male sex doll be stored?

You cannot just toss it in a corner and hope for the best, don’t be a moron. These things need to be stored properly, which is yet another thing you’ll have explained on your package. Generally, store them in a cool, dry place, and keep it away from sunlight because heat and UV can damage that shit easy.

Ideally, you should lay it flat or hang it properly. I mean, it all really depends on the design, but make sure to also clean it properly before you decide to store it. Bacteria on those materials can spread like wildfire.

Can male sex dolls be repaired if damaged?

Depends how badly you messed up, honestly. Small tears or minor issues? Yeah, there are repair kits and methods that can patch things up pretty well if you know what you are doing. But when it comes to like bigger shit, nah mate. If you break joints or major structural issues, that is where shit gets expensive or unfixable.

At that point, the repairs might actually be more expensive than the doll itself. Now, if you are a freak who gets emotionally attached to these things, well… you can try to get it fixed. However, in most cases just getting a new one would be the best solution. So how about you try and actually take care of the doll properly instead?

Do male sex doll shops offer international shipping?

Again, it depends on where you purchase. Most online sex doll retailers will actually ship globally, and people everywhere are ordering them. Be ready that the shipping is pricey considering that they are carrying so much weight on them. You might also have to deal with customs delays, which is fucking annoying.

The good news is that the packaging is always discreet, at least in my experience. Nobody will know how fucking great we are, considering they have no idea what is in the box. Just be patient, and be ready to pay extra depending on where you want the doll shipped.