DoggyBoys

Doggy Boys! Ignorance is a fucking bliss! If I was a mere mortal, a chick, or, god forbid, a virgin teen, I would have thought that doggyboys.com sells cute collars with glittery paws. I would have sweared that the page sold all-natural dog food made to help canines during teething, the product worthy of Karens' approval. I know better!

I still haven't loaded the page, and I fucking know that doggyboys.com is teeming with submissive twinks. I could bet my life on it, blindfolded, locked away in a pitch-dark cave where bats bang against the walls! I know that you homos are gonna love this shit, and my mission is to help you out. A tiny little something for all high-end, designer pants that are the only ones sturdy enough to keep my mega cojones in place. Thank you gays! Here comes the review.

A word or two on the website design

The doggy is happy. That's all that matters. Yeah, the logo looks like a mix of Casper the ghost and good old Winnie, and it has nothing to do with gays and ass-pounding, but it's cute. Gays dig this useless, meaningless shit. As a straight, professional, sharp-minded dude, I pay attention to the design first. My mind tries to block the thumbnails showing gay teens fingering their arseholes, but that's not gonna last forever. While my mind stays focused, let me discuss a couple of things.

The site looks as clean as the homo's butt hole right after the enema. Nothing to worry about! No ads, no shit! A gray background, a couple of options in the main menu, and a layout that makes doggyboys.com look like a sort of blog. Straight away, I notice the absence of straightness. Not a single chick in sight and not a lot of bareback scenes. In most cases, the vids are solo shows, with a couple of fucks toys here and there. Another thing that became clear to me the instant I loaded the doggyboys.com homepage is that the page demands a payment to unlock its content and that the videos' running time ranges anywhere between 12 to 25 minutes. So far, so good.

Why so lazy, gays?

The latest video was added seven months ago. I expected more from a bunch of twinks, but it is what it is. It's not like the videos have any scenarios or overtly expensive props, or anything that would justify such a long gap, but it looks like something happened with the site exactly seven months ago. Before that, one new video would get added every week or so. Has the unthinkable happened, making all of these homos realize that all these gay shenanigans were nothing but bullshit compared with pussy-shagging? Nah, they are just lazy.

The same sad schedule applies to the picture sets. Ok, I'm gonna go easy on you gentle souls, and emphasize the good news. The videos are HD, the guys are mostly shaved and looking like proper sissies, and there's not a lot of hardcore shagging to corrupt your subtle minds. A decent, good-looking gay fun for everyone who is willing to pay for top-notch solo shows. The dicks are big, the arseholes are pulsating with joy, and there's this one guy who is flexible enough to spray his own cum on his own face. Cirque du Soleil coming to Gaytown this fall! The guy did this odd shit back in 2016, and it's still positioned high in the top-rated list. Bravo!

It's time for juicy details

The whole collection of doggyboys.com xxx videos counts exactly 396 movies. If the lazy updates schedule remains, this number is gonna remain relevant for at least one year or so. The oldest vid was added almost seven years ago, which sends a clear signal that doggyboys.com does know how to entertain the homo crowd.

I mean, the gay branch of the adult biz is as competitive as the straight one, so it's a hell of achievement keeping one's head above the water for such a long time. Well, one thing is certain - after this marvelous review, doggyboys.com is gonna get even more subscribers, and continue to thrive, which means you can relax, sit back and rest assured that you'll get to wank off to the site's content for more years to come.

Three studios in total make porn for doggyboys.com - BoysFox, DoggyBoys, and TeenBoysStudios. What's the difference between the content? How the hell should I know?! It's about time you do your own dirty work! Anyhow, the drop-down menu mentioning the studios is one of the filtering tools offered by the site. The other drop-down menu lets you choose solo or action scenes. Time to do more math! 139 of all videos are couple's scenes, while the rest are solo shows. Another valuable piece of info revealed by TPD! I also noticed that all the latest scenes are bareback gay-banging sessions.

The last option is to sort the collection by the most viewed, top-rated, most recent, and top favorites criteria. In such cases, I would go straight to the top-rated one and check it out, but when it comes to gay content, I'm not so interested. Call me a twink hater, but doggyboys.com keeps adding these dudes that look the same, like they came out of the same printing press. No chest hair, no balls hair, no old farts, and very few tattoos.

A couple of ups and downs

I'm gonna go gentle on you and present yet another cool filtering tool. I'm talking about the neat list of tags that you'll find near the end of the homepage. If I were you, which I'm luckily not, I would go with the facial one and check out that super-bendable guy. You guys are gonna see the no-condom logo all over the place, and that, my dear fuckers, means that there's some extra friction during the ass-pummeling. Loads of twink screams come as an obvious consequence.

Are you ready for the shitty part? The tour page shows no previews whatsoever! The thumbnails are still, and there are no trailers! Not a single one! It's not like I give a fuck, but it's always annoying to see a premium website that thinks that an extensive video description can compensate for the lack of a video preview. A sad gay story, that's what it is! The comments section has a shady vibe - a big block of text counting almost 100 words is way too long. I've never seen such a skillful crowd of erotica writers among smut commentators. Hmmm, it makes me wonder.

Make the payment to unlock the content

To become a member of doggyboys.com, you'll have to sign up first. It's easy, just throw in a username, password, and email and move on to the membership plan selection process. The monthly membership is $0.99/day (29.95 billed once). The 90-day one costs $0.66/day ($59.95 once). At the time of this review, the 180-day plan was at a discount, and it was $0.49/day or $89.95 once. That's about it. All paying members of the site get to download videos and galleries in zip files. The site has really done its homework regarding the pricing, plans, and downloading options.

As a member, you'll get to add videos to your favorites and leave those comments where you'll show off your superb writing skills. Anything that rocks your gay boat! Of course, all members unlock the customer support option, as well as the chance to peek inside smut coming from BoysFox and TeenBoysStudios. A pretty standard procedure for a paysite. Too bad that the collection just stopped growing at a certain point.

Final thoughts

I don't know what's going on inside that gay brain of yours. How on Earth is a straight guy supposed to know what's hot in the gay realm? In any case, my mission is done, and done successfully. I've found another cool website that brings hardcore, HD gay porn to the table. This is not the most diverse or the biggest gay joint I've seen in my life, but the collection should have you covered for at least a couple of months of fapping. Not something you'll find on the web easily either. It's worth a shot. Give it a go for at least one month. After that, you are on your own! I'm off! Stay gay!