DirtyShack

Talk about scraping the bottom. Today we’re going to take a close look at one of the stinkiest, moistest, brownest, and messiest holes on the whole damn Internet. We’ll stick our fingers so deep into DirtyShack’s gushing pucker-hole that we end up elbow-deep in their Gay Scat category. I’d recommend putting on some protective gear before diving into this bacterial paradise, but it looks like nobody in the videos bothers with that shit. They just bother with the shit.

Get Down and Dirty

If you’ve never heard of DirtyShack, then I guess you’re less of a freak than I would have guessed. Prepare to have that innocent little mind corrupted forever. The site specializes in bodily fluids run amok. Shit, piss, and puke explodes from every orifice in a glorious fountain of filth. The Gay Scat section focuses on, you guessed it, queers playing with their shit.

You could probably describe DirtyShack in a vague way and people would think you were talking about a medical site. All these people defecating on themselves, it’s got to be training material at doctor school or something, right? Then you take a look at the sleazy presentation and realize, holy shit, it’s actually poop-themed porn!

DirtyShack has been around since 2007, and since then their collection of Gay Scat has grown to over 5,500 videos of homosexual crap play. That’s small compared to the number of blowjob clips out there, but there’s a much smaller demographic who wants hot human feces piped directly into their mouths from a hairy asshole. It’s still way more videos that I would have expected even exist, and I’m jaded as hell when it comes to vile Internet filth.

I wonder how small that demographic really is. I’m sure DirtyShack gets viewers who genuinely enjoy beating their meat to diarrhea enemas. They also have to get a ton of viewers who are just gawkers at the car crash. I don’t know which you are, but you’re a freak either way. Then again, I’m the one telling you all about it in nasty, sticky detail.

Some people find shit to be incredibly sexy. Most, though, think it’s one of the most disgusting things on the planet. It is, but it’s also pretty fucking funny stuff. I just have to keep that mindset as I grab my speculum to get a better look at Gay Scat. You fuckers better appreciate the shit I do for you.

Let’s Poke Around in Here

DirtyShack only has basic filters to help weed your masturbatory options down. You can filter by Videos, Photos, or Both. Their Duration filter is a little more useful than on other sites, since you can set both minimum and maximum lengths. You’d be surprised how many shit-eating videos fall in the fifteen-to-thirty minute range.

The sorting feature is fucking broken and useless. There’s a tab in the corner that supposedly lets you sort by Newest, Longest, Top Rated, and Most Viewed. I tried to look at Top Rated, but they came up in the same order as Newest. So did every other option.

This is a big issue. It means you can only browse by flipping through the pages and hoping you find something you like. The page-flipping itself is also lacking. There’s no way to skip to the last page, or to skip a bunch of them at a time. If you know the video that gives you tent-pants is on page 106, I hope you like clicking and waiting for the page to refresh.

I guess when you deal in deep niche porn, you can get away with lower standards for basic features like this. After all, there aren’t many places on the ‘net where you can watch a shirtless muscle-man eat a huge, steaming pile of his master’s shit from a plate on the floor. What the fuck are you going to do? Find another site? No, you’re going to stay here because they have what you’re looking for and nobody else does.

Who Wants to Touch It?

The fact that they have the market cornered is the best thing I can say about DirtyShack’s Gay Scat. Most porn sites will not touch shit with a ten-foot pole, because their viewers don’t want to accidentally stumble onto an eruption of green Exorcist poop while they’re trying to have an orgasm. It ruins the mood a little, you know? DirtyShack walks right into that soft, reeking mound where others won’t tread.

So let’s talk about that shit that DirtyShack dares to touch. I wanted to sort the videos by Top Rated, so I could tell you which Gay Scat video makes the freaks get the hardest. You know how that turned out. Instead, I’ll just have to give a little tour of the type of brown nuggets Gay Scat has on display.

The vast majority of Gay Scat videos follow the same format. A tight shot of a butthole is framed by the camera. Sometimes a laxative or enema is administered. Then, poop comes out of the butthole. You never even see a face.

It’s kind of like the Bizarro World version of the facial. Instead of focusing on the target of the shot, we’re focusing on the hole shooting the slime. Instead of being a cock, the hole is a butt. Instead of shooting cum, the hole shoots poop. Instead of using a face for a target, they just wildly shoot everywhere.

Slight variations keep all porn fresh, so you can expect it even when watching clip after clip of asses taking dumps. For example, some shits are firm and difficult to push out, while others flow freely like leaking sewer water. Sometimes they’ll play with it in their fingers, or eat it, or use it as lube for a dildo. Some homos, presumably the shy ones, crap with their underwear or pants still on.

As you may have guessed, these are usually solo videos. I don’t know if it’s because scat play is inherently a thing people do alone, or if it’s just hard to find a partner who actually wants to get crap on their hands. The videos with multiple people tend to have some domination or humiliation element to them. Bottoms get pooped on and/or forced to eat it.

There’s overlap with other fetishes, too. If both feet and feces give you a boner, you’re in luck. A number of clips feature guys rubbing their toes into their own bodily waste. They’ve got a video of my worst gym nightmare: some nasty motherfucker stomping his shit in the shower. Somebody’s obviously into it, though, or it wouldn’t be on the site. Maybe that someone is you.

I typed “gay scat feet” into the search bar before I typed up that last paragraph. Another big find was that the search function is weak. A handful of gay shit-and-feet movies popped up, but they were mixed in with a bunch of seemingly random gay poop vids.

If I had a favorite kind of Gay Scat on the site, and I use the word “favorite” loosely here, it would have to be the videos of guys smearing shit all over their bodies and faces. It was shocking and hilarious when G.G. Allin did, and it’s shocking and hilarious when some random pervert on the Internet does it, too. If seeing that gets you raging hard, well, more power to you, I guess.

More and more people are cool with porn these days, but Gay Scat still lives on the fringes where people are careful not to go. There are only a few places on the Internet to watch this kind of messy smut. DirtyShack’s Gay Scat category is one of them.

The site itself is mediocre in design and would be more useful with a few serious tweaks, but it works well enough that you can get around. Besides, you don’t have many alternatives. DirtyShack’s selection of Gay Scat porn is impressive and huge, even speaking as someone who thinks it’s all pretty damn gross. If you’re a guy who likes guys, and you also like poop, this site will be like your own, personal, shit-fucking paradise.