MonsterCockLand

Are you a fan of big dicks? I'm not. I mean, I'm into puss, but sure, I wouldn't mind if I had an enormous dick, but does size really matter? My girl claims otherwise when talking to me, but she might be lying. Having a massive dick has its advantages and disadvantages. If it's too big, you can't exactly use it on every girl properly if the vagina isn't deep enough. However, big dicks sure look cool, right? Maybe to you, though. I said they were cool, not sexy, okay? So, before ThePornDude turns into the Insecure-About-His-Sexuality-Dude, I'll move on to the review itself.

MonsterCockLand.com, the name says it all. However, I can talk about the little details on the page, instead of just saying "the page is about large dongs and that's that." So, even though the page rocks the "porno website made in 2006 and never updated again" aesthetic, it sure got a lot of updates when it comes to videos. They didn't stop back in 2006, that's for sure. Luckily enough, the community of the website is very much alive, and they keep the videos coming. You'll find a bunch of movies on MonsterCockLand.com. However, they are not that long. The dicks, they are. I mean, most of these videos are just dudes showing off their big meat and hoping that they get some praise for it. Losers.

Most of the movies on MonsterCockLand.com have great ratings, so I wouldn't be mistaken if I said that these videos are pretty great, to some socio audience a.k.a gay audience. Apparently, gay dudes are the ones who care more about big dicks, and you'll find a lot of videos of dudes shoving their meat inside other dudes. However, gay folks don't mind watching hung dudes pounding cute girls with their big, meaty cocks, so you'll see some straight pornography here as well, which is quite odd. However, if you're a straight guy, you shouldn't really come here anyway. You're just going to end up seeing a lot of gay stuff, and god forbid you start liking some of the content.

The homepage is stimulating. First off, you get to see the videos that are being watched currently, and if you scroll down a bit, you'll notice a box where all the videos that were recently uploaded are posted. If you aren't a guy that likes videos in general, you should keep scrolling downwards and see if you like anything you see there. These are pictures of hung dudes with big cocks and big nuts. Scroll down a bit more, you'll find photo albums as well. Underneath these pictures are the tags that you should use if you want to find something more specific. For example, you may combine, the "hung," "jerkoff" and "cum" tag if you want to see a video of a guy stroking his cock until he cums.

Next up, let's talk about the header tabs on this page because they are quite useful. We already talked about the home page, but then there is also the "gay videos" tab, and this is where you'll find gay movies, obviously. Categories don't exist here, by the way. It's all just random videos of dudes with big cocks, and that's that. It's usually Indian dudes bottoming here, for some reason. I don't know why I mentioned that, but it might interest you. Next, there's a tab that has "solo videos," and the existence of this tab was indeed necessary because these videos can't exactly be categorized as gay or straight. The straight section is, for the most part, a bunch of hung white people and black dudes, but they are all railing white or latina girls. Furthermore, you'll also find gay 3D videos if you like fiction.

If you decide to click on the "photos" tab, you'll find the usual stuff there. Confident dudes who are great at manipulating angles, so they post pictures of their dicks all over the god damn place. Some of these boys don't exactly get what they are supposed to do here, so they just post pictures of their nasty hairy butts. Inked and muscular white dudes are what you'll find here for the most part, but there's also a black guy here and there, to make things more interracial.

There's also the "monstercock stars" section, and this is where you'll find all of your favorite hung pornstars. They could have just named this section the "Pornstars" section, but no, they have to make Space jam references in a gay way. Okay, I'm making it sound like it's a big god damn deal. It's not. The cocks are. Moving on. If you click on the "full movies" tab, you will be taken to another website, where you'll be able to watch videos that last at least 20 minutes, but let's not take away the shine from MonsterCockLand.com. Oh, and by the way, the page organizes a big dick contest from time to time, so there's a challenge for ya'.

MonsterCockLand is a place where you definitively won't see any straight dudes. Well, besides the occasional straight porn that's probably placed on MonsterCockLand.com by mistake. I mean, do you honestly expect a straight guy to look up "huge cocks" on Google? Well, maybe some dudes...but I don't really think so. All in all, MonsterCockLand.com is a place worth checking out.