KINGuys

Porn sites have become more specialized over the years. A porn site was a porn site when the internet smut first started appearing. Once people realized the vast scope of possibilities available, shit started getting specific. If you’re into some shit only one in a thousand people like, that means there are seven million people on the planet that agree with you.

Way back when you couldn’t write a letter and find out who these people were – “Hi, my name is Steve. I was hoping you might let me pour piss and shit out of a bucket onto your chest. Have a good day!” – Few took kindly to that sort of thing.

But the moment humanity was able to quickly and anonymously connect, the pervs arrived. Only a sick mind could see the true potential at hand. Porn sites morphed from “nakedman.com” to “Swedishlumberjackplayingsudokuwhilemasturbating.com - It was the porn renaissance period. New ideas were coming to the table from every corner of the globe. It was a learning moment for us all.

Things slowly calmed down as the tube-based site made its way to the arena. Now a person could look up any filthy smut he wanted and find it like he was on Youtube. Tube sites are more popular than ever, but the classic porn website is yet to die. It’s been refined over the years as much as anything. Kinguys is an excellent example of that.

Kinguys has a wide array of porn genres in its library but does not organize into a tube site. It has the feel of an online magazine. Porns are referred to as articles and displayed as one unit with a short description.

Kinguys starts up top with a horizontal menu bar. The options are Chat, Amateur, HD, Gay sex, Bareback, Webcam, National, Tales, and nude famous. Don’t let the gay sex category fool you; it’s all gay here.

Not Your Daddies News

After scrolling down past three header ads, you arrive at the “news.” This news has nothing to do with the weather or world events. It is all about the new porn to drop on Kinguys.

Now, moving along the menu, the initial category is chat. The chat section of Kinguys is still under construction. Once it is up and ready, you will be able to text chat and webcam with people. This will be hugely popular once it is all underway. People from all over the world will link here and live out their fantasies with others.

A great alternative while you wait for the chat section is amateurs. I know you love feeling like a fly on the wall getting to watch people fuck. It lets you forget you’re watching porn. All the production value can be great, but sometimes all a guy needs is to get lost in the moment.

Fucking in Your Uber

You will love the uber amateur content; I would if it featured the girls. In fact, after this, some of you gay dudes might start driving Uber on the off chance a couple of dudes start fucking. Well, make sure to lay down a plastic tarp across your back seats just in case. I bet if you play some music and light some candles, you can significantly increase your chances.

I know you will also be a fan of the club/bar bathroom shit. You’ve probably all been there more times than you can count, so it makes putting yourself in their shoes easy. You can relive all your favorite bathroom sexual experiences.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, you have HD. Being swept away by imagination is all fine and well, but what if you can count the wrinkles in a dude’s asshole? The scenes get in so close you could tweeze a dude’s ball hair. They give you the 5k, 3D; what the fuck is a real-life type definition. Every primary genre is represented in this category. They don’t leave anyone out of seeing the seam in a ballsack.

Then there are dudes fucking their way out of getting arrested. “Shit, I don’t have bail money, but I do have a mouth that’s worth its weight in cum. I’m sure we could work out a deal, Mr. Officer.” I would get lost watching girls do the same, and that’s how I know you will love this shit.

You can’t watch cops getting fucked without watching doctors get fucked afterward. It’s one of the Ten Commandments as put forth by Blowses. Good for you, there is no lack of either cop or doctor shit on Kinguys. They know their audience.

Gay sex filters out all the not quite sex stuff. Shit like masturbating and strip teasing. And to be honest, there’s not a lot of that shit anyway, so it seems a bit redundant. Most of the content throughout the site is tagged as gay sex. You can use it as a sort of “all video” category. It is an excellent category when you want to scroll through a blend of videos.

Orgy Action

On my most recent excursion, I got caught in a pool of orgy videos. The circumstances did not matter. Some were after wild parties, others were in the club, and some were outside. Orgies are always better in the outdoors. There’s never enough ventilation during group sex. Cracking a window doesn’t cut it when fucking some nasty broads, and it won’t certainly cut it when a bunch of hairy bears are tearing each other to pieces.

I also found bareback to be another unneeded category. I suppose you’d rather die than watch porn with actors wearing condoms. Well, there aren’t any condoms in the other genres, though. You will not see any videos with fat cocks covered by latex. Condoms are for real sex, not your fantasy life.

Safety First

With that said, make sure to wear condoms out in the real world. I know that direct colon to penis contact feels the best but if you want to live a long life of buttfucking, protect yourself. I certainly do when fucking lasses in the ass.

The webcam category is full of prerecorded amateur content. It isn’t live-streamed but, don’t worry. The live chat will be up soon for the guys that love that shit. In the meantime, make do here. Webcam content feels like watching double amateurs. Some of these guys film regularly, but I know you will enjoy the cats that seem like they stumbled into it. You know, as if they walked into a stranger’s room for a dick down, and homie told him it was recorded afterward.

If you tell a guy that you are recording beforehand, they’ll become all self-conscience and spoil the fun. Just fuck the guy like an animal and email the footage afterward. I bet they will jerk off to that shit any day.

The national section is packed with Brazillian dudes sucking and fucking their brains out. Nobody does it like the Brazilians. It’s nothing but football and masterful ass fucking. Somehow Kinguys was able to find the best of the best. These gents have great bodies, thick cocks, and tight assholes. Did they put out an ad or something?

The Tail Section

Though Kinguys “tales” section has been around for years, they are amid a revamping. It’s a popular sector of the site, and they want to make sure it’s as well-crafted as the rest of Kinguys. If you’re looking to get some sweat beading on your brow, read some of these thrillers. All the stories are true, and many people talk about first experiences. Shit like when they lost their virginity or the first time they fucked a dude from Grindr.

Lastly, we come to famous nudes. Everyone, regardless of sex, creed, or race, loves seeing naked celebrities. All the focus (rightfully) gets put on naked females, but where is all the famous cock!? It’s right here on Kinguys, dumbass. You won’t see every famous person ever on the list, but you may be surprised by who you do find. If a famous person has ever flashed cock you’re sure to find it here.

Kinguys has a little bit of everything. No matter what you’re into, you will find boner inspiration amongst its collection. However, the pop-ups can get pretty brutal, and at times they clog up the navigation so bad it pisses me off. Once you figure out the pattern, it’s easier to maneuver through. I just hate when an ad pops up while I’m using the scroller.

I know you have a load of cum brewing in those balls of yours. Log onto Kinguys and exorcise that demon.