Gay-Danjirimaturi

Gay Danjirimaturi! Don’t worry; I’ll translate the name for you first before we go any further. Danjiri Maturi is a type of cart-pulling festival that is, apparently, really popular in Japan. It’s like a float parade. So, I guess you can think of this site as a gay parade. Hereafter, I’m just going to call it DanjiriMaturi, and you’ll have to pretend that you know what I’m talking about. So, this is a gay porn site – surprise, surprise. It’s filled to the brim with Japanese cocks. It is a Japanese-themed site, and you only get Japanese cocks on here. The site is also entirely in Japanese, which can be a bit of a problem, more so than if the site were Portuguese or some shit.

The Japanese have their own weird alphabet that’s almost as extreme as the Chinese one. If you’re a foreigner, you’ll have multiple problems navigating the site, and you’ll most likely have to use Google Translate to get around. None of the shit on the site is self-explanatory if you don’t speak the language. On the flip side, if you speak Japanese, you won’t have any problems navigating DanjiriMaturi. The layouts and buttons are all properly placed, and it’s easy to find precisely what you’re looking for, especially if you’re in the market for Japanese cock.

Now, I got a lot to say about this site and how effective it is in serving up gay porn for you, but I need to pace myself, lest I complain too hard and give you the impression that this site isn’t worth visiting.

So Much Gay Shit

Let’s start with the positives. There’s a lot of gay porn on this site, and all of it features Japanese dudes. There’s no straight section, so you don’t have to worry about accidentally seeing a vagina. This is a boy love site, through and through. Now, you’ll notice from the very start of the homepage that this site is not entirely focused on hardcore penetration. It’s more of a catch-all site that serves as a sort of one-stop shop for all gay dudes with a hard-on. You can definitely fap on the site and ignore all the shit that isn’t hardcore penetration, but the other stuff is pretty hot as well.

By other stuff, I mean they’ve got a bunch of sexy gay content that isn’t strictly pornographic. The platform is run sort of like a blog when you discount all of the porn videos. The rest of the content is blog-like, in that they’re trying to strike up a mini-conversation on something particularly hot.

Next-Gen Dating

There’s also a dating section that is actually advertised as a forum. It’s not a forum; it’s a dating section. It uses a forum layout, but if you just read a handful of any of the posts on there, you’ll see what’s actually going on. Basically, it’s a no-bullshit hookup forum where you drop your information and find the nearest gay dude who’s willing to give you a reach around. So, it’s kind of like a classifieds section, but a lot more streamlined. You can talk about whatever you want, there’s no rule against being a romantic, but for the most part, this place is used to find cocks as quickly and efficiently as possible.

I’m seeing many dudes here trying their best to find other dudes nearby to have sex with then and there. As in, they want to suck each other off in public and not even bother going back home together. This is not a classy affair. It’s perverted fucking in its purest form. I wish there were sites like this that featured women, but alas, women are not nearly as liberal about their passions for cock as gay men are. Sometimes I wish that women were more like gay men. There, I said it. I’m this fucking close to seriously considering homosexuality because women are fucking impossible to deal with. But, let’s not get off-topic.

These guys keep things simple, and they don’t hold back any punches. Fun fact, the site features a customized Google Maps integration that places pins across all of Japan with specific locations where gay shit is happening. These pins almost feel like quest markers in a video game. So if you want gay sex, you go to the nearest quest marker and get your dick sucked. It’s fantastic. I wish other dating sites operated in this way.

Gay Porn and More

Let’s talk about the porn section a bit; I feel I haven’t given it enough attention. The porn on DanjiriMaturi is broken up into sections. You’ve got images, Tumblr, Twitter, and general pornography. The Tumblr and Twitter sections are just video sections of content that came from those platforms, but they’re basically just hosting smut same as the regular pornography section. The main difference is that all Twitter and Tumblr content clearly comes from people’s personal social media accounts, so it’s all extremely amateur and unfiltered. Of course, there’s some censorship since the owners of those social media profiles don’t often want to get outed, but they censor the faces, not the cocks, so you’re good to fap.

On the other side, you get the video section where you get the proper hardcore penetration. It’s classic JAV with gay dudes. There’s a healthy mix between incredibly scripted videos and more amateur shit, but it’s all professionally recorded for profit. Also, the content is embedded in from an external porn tube, so DanjiriMaturi is pretty much just doing the curation for you. If you wanted more gay porn videos like these, you’d just go to the actual porn tube that’s hosting them.

But, DanjiriMaturi has so much to offer in between with all the forum posts, images, and dating options. It’s better to stay here if you want a digital home for all of your gay sexual perversions. Gay porn tubes don’t exactly help you get your dick sucked. They just want you jerking off to their content. DanjiriMaturi, on the other hand, wants you to have proper fun out there, and they’re giving you porn for free in the meantime. But that is until you find an actual cock to play with.

The Site’s Design is Dog Shit

Now, all that being said, I have a million and one issues with DanjiriMaturi, and I have to complain about them. I fear that they will end up killing the site by driving people away, one by one. First up, there are way too many ads on this site. Yes, they stay out of the way, and there are no shady pop-unders, but this site appears to be part of a network, and too many of the link clicks across an average page bounce you to another website in the network. It’s kind of like they don’t want you staying on this site. Instead, they’d rather have you on one of their other sites.

But, all of their sites are roughly the same in purpose, so why are they so adamant about cross-advertising them? The entire top section of DanjiriMaturi features some of the hottest thumbnails and most interesting posts. And yeah, that whole section is just full of links leading to partner sites. None of that content is available on DanjiriMaturi. It would appear that the best previews on any given page are actually external links, and the local content is the shit that comes right after.

Let’s look at the homepage for a second. All of these images and thumbnails are redirects that will bounce you away from DanjiriMaturi. Now, if you look further down on the page, you’ll see a textual list of gay scenarios described in short sentences under all of the images. Yeah, those are the actual porn videos. So, the home page is more or less serving as an ad splash page that’s meant to get you to leave. The content is found further down or in the top banner across the categories.

Whoever designed DanjiriMaturi had absolutely no idea what they were doing. The site’s a hot mess that needs a fucking facelift, pronto. Still, that same person who fucked up the design did a great job curating the content you get on DanjiriMaturi. This smut is hot. The image posts are also fantastic. You get the latest information on the most desirable Japanese dudes on the web from other gay dudes who know what the hell they’re talking about.

Plus, you can meet other gay dudes and set up as many rendezvous as you’d like. Hell, you can plan your days ahead and fill them with as many cocks as you can find, and boy, are there are a lot of cocks on DanjiriMaturi.