G-Mens

G Mens! I have observed over the years that when it comes to porn sites, gay or otherwise, those featuring Japanese porn are packed with the stuff. And I don’t just mean a Japanese site that hosts a lot of porn – I mean one that hosts exclusively (or nearly so) Nippon-derived nudie material.

I do not know why this is precise – and would certainly be interested in finding out, so if anyone knows, let me know – but it is pretty neat, isn’t it?

Anyway, on their face, websites like these seem to be an excellent place to find a fantastic amount of erotica. But are all of them really? Well, that is the focus of this site in a general sense, specifically G-Mens.net, so let us ask a series of rhetorical questions with relevant answers.

How Does It Come Off On The Eyes?

At first glance, you will be in for quite a lot when it comes to the visuals. But, in my opinion, one or two things might happen. 1.) Your eyeballs are going to explode, or 2.) The balls in your pants will. I suppose both are possible, but I’m not sure how much of that is a good thing.

Anyway, this website incorporates the mother of maximalist design in just about every way possible. There are links to videos complete with thumbnails, text, upload date, and titles covering the home page. Click on one of those links; you will see even more promotional links (both onsite and offsite variety) plus additional information about the upload, including appropriate tags.

At first, it was a little confusing to me when I scrolled only a bit and didn’t see the video. But that’s because, unlike most other tubes, the video is not at the standard top-left of the page. Instead, the video upload is well down the page. And moving further down, there are even more recommended links and everything.

The far right-hand side of every page is where all of the categories are listed, and in my opinion, the number listed isn’t too bad. Just be careful about what some translations would read as ‘Reciprocal links.’ It’s essentially a series of spam links, though; if you are looking for even more arousing Asian material (as if this website is not enough), then you might find them useful.

How Does This Website Translate Textually?

Alright, seeing as I imagine most of you guys read English as a first or second language, but most of you don’t read much or any Japanese. So, it seems prudent to consider how this website looks across languages. I think that it looks great in the original Japanese and when translating this website in different languages.

Indeed, unlike some other websites, it looks to me that all of the Japanese text will be detected by the translation software. To wrap this up, I found that Google Translate is probably the best web service that I would use if you haven’t brushed up on your reading of Kanji.

What Kind Of Smut Are You Going To See?

Alright, the name of the game here, or rather the main niche of this smut site, is Japanese porn. All sorts of them have been added at that. And in case you have not seen any of them before, Japanese porn tends to be exceptionally creative. As great as the American smut is like the New Romance series or the artsy European films that aren’t really porn but might as well be, Japanese nudie entertainment takes it to a new level.

To give you a taste of what you might see, there are some unusually (in a good way) shot orgies, flip-fucking gay-on-trans scenes, plenty of stuff involving unique toys like personal vibrators, and far more exotic erotica. By the way, if you like light BDSM and hardcore torture erotica, then you are going to be in for a good time. The shitty thing is, there is no BDSM or ‘torture’ porn category.

Are There Forms Of Foreign Porn?

While most of the guys uploaded here are Japanese (or at the very least East Asian), I have seen some Western wank material uploaded every now and again. However, I am not sure where any of it is from, which I think says a lot given the porn professional that I am. It seems that they might be from professional sites, though they are from more obscure online locales.

I base this on what seems to be the quality of the videos, and some of the performers seem to be familiar. For instance, I did see one movie that had Alam Wernick. This leads to certain concerns I have regarding the uploads, but I’ll get to that later.

How Many Uploads Come With Additional Goodies

I cannot speak for every single upload, but I have seen that all of them seem to have a series of previews associated with each upload. It’s not a big thing, and they are not a part of a separate photoshoot associated with the scene. They are a nice touch, though, since they give you an idea of what you are in for.

How Regularly Updated Is The Content?

One nice thing about this website is the enormous amount of erotica that is added daily. I would be surprised if there were only a few in a single 24-hour period. More often, there will be half a dozen or more being added in a day. However, just because you see a video you like doesn’t mean that you will see it there forever, unfortunately. It could be because the uploader pulled it or because it was taken down because of a DMCA claim, but there are many ‘missing’ movies.

Is There Much Of A Community To Interact With?

There is the option to comment on videos if you want. There is no apparent moderation or anything, so you can say pretty much whatever you want. Further, you don’t even need to have an account to do so. And now that I mentioned it, you don’t even need to have an account to upload a video, for that matter. However, if you are looking to interact with people, there won’t be too much to do in terms of interaction. And that is not much of a bad thing, but obviously, it is not a perk either.

What Do I Really Think About This Website?

As you all know, I am a fan of porn that is Japanese, but when it comes to censored smut, not so much. That factor is one of the many that made it hard for me to come up with a high opinion of this website.

At the end of the day, I have to say that this can be a decent platform if you can put up with a fair amount of bullshit, have decent ad blocking software, and don’t mind a maximalist design. That is still something that seems like a lot to ask for, for my liking. I figure that it will be too much for you guys to deal with all at the same time.

To be honest, I was only going to give this website two hands on my scale of five. But to be a bit generous, I’ll add half a hand given the sheer amount of erotica you can see.

As always, I’ll let you make your own decision, but I think you should check out the rest of the Japanese-centric websites that I have reviewed. Hell, look at all of them, or better, keep reading and reviewing until you find something you like.

Happy hunting, horny folks.