MetaBods

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Decades ago, Brian Ramirez Kyle started a website with a dream, one might almost think it was inspired by a wet one. The idea was to create a place online for creators to share their steamy stories. And by steamy, I mean scintillating tales involving studs, twinks, and all sorts of people of the male persuasion engaging in all sorts of deviance.

That might sound like every other erotica literature site on the net, and I thought the same of Meta Bods when I first glanced at it. But as I got into what it has, I got a throbbing feeling in my glans. So, with that sexually charged introduction, I hope you are warmed up and ready to go balls deep into this seminal treatise on Meta Bods.

This Website Certainly Gets Points For Originality

I have done all sorts of erotica literature platforms that host all sorts of content for men, women, and what have you, no matter their orientation. Many of them use different templates to create their sites but tend to converge on the same design. They list one story after another and often include a few tags. That is not a bad design by any stretch, but I like it when an enterprising web designer shakes things up.

And BRK certainly has done so.

Meta Bods has been through at least half a dozen major incarnations since it was launched and the most recent one does break the mold a little. The top of the page describes what the site is about (along with a photo of a muscly man) and the highlight is that this site is focused on…

"…erotic fantasies about and among men with enhanced and augmented bodies. The fantastically endowed, the impossibly muscled, the transformed, the multilimbed… the denizens of Metabods are men born of a special kind of fantasy."

They link to their social media pages – which I will go on about later – and if you keep scrolling you'll see the Meta Bod poster of the week which always features a well-built man. Keep scrolling and you will see one story after another like most sites of this type. But the designer did a great job at highlighting the tags in blood red-orange is a nice departure from the typical #0000EE blue that most other websites use. It also seems rather fitting and it goes well with the off-white background, too.

All of the other links seem to be dark pink colored, and there are a series of symbols that tell you even more about the story beyond the tags. Some of them are obvious like eggplant meaning cock, paw print means furry, and dumbbell refers to a tale about muscles.

Others are a bit less clear like a lightning bolt refers to a scene or plot line that involves some form of transformation. A pistol emoji means that there is a lot of cum in the story. And globe means that there is some sort of reality alteration. As you'll see further in this review, the stories are both super wild and wank worthy.

It takes time to memorize what every symbol means, but I like this addition. Furthermore, you can also suggest that existing tags should be removed or could be added. People do this all the time and comments affect whether or not the BRK will take them into consideration.

The Sorts Of Sexual Stories You Read Will Stimulate Your Head…Both Of Them

I have read plenty of erotic fiction over the years and still am surprised by the levels of creativity that people are capable of. Of course, trying to find well written erotica online is like fishing for a diamond in a sea of shit. However, putting effort into finding good NSFW stories on this site is not an issue. Further, the writers come up with some of the most imaginative sex scenarios I have yet seen.

I could try to describe some of the stories but that would take a couple of thousand words at least. Instead, I'll just sum up some of the tags that come with a surprisingly high number of nudity-focused tales.

Since this site is all about fantastic sex scenarios which almost certainly, if not definitely could not happen there are a lot of stories about someone's will being bent to a dom, or taken over entirely. Tags that are used include Restraints, Straight to Gay, Gay to Straight, and AI-Controlled Change. Others involve drastic physical alterations like Increased Libido, Cut to Uncut, and Cock Theft. There are other tags and themes which I am certain I have never seen before like Foot Growth, Hyper Anus, and Prehensile Cock.

Interested In Being Entertained And Inspired? Look At The Top Stories Of The Year

Since there are many thousands of stories that have been uploaded and more are being added all of the time, I was not sure how to go into more detail without turning this review into a master's thesis or something.

To somewhat helpfully direct your attention to a helpful spot on the site, at the bottom of the homepage there is a link to the top stories by year. These accolades go all the way back to 2018 and it is interesting to see how different winners got on the lists.

The first set is the top fifty stories based on views and votes cast in that year. The next is nearly the same but it only applies to stories that have been updated after they were published. (Those of you who are thinking about being contributors might want to consider that.) And the final set is the top-voted and viewed stories attributed to Mr. Kyle himself.

In addition to maintaining the site, he has been a pretty busy writer as he has been known to produce dozens of tantalizing tales per month.

The Cover Image Gallery Is Something I Think You All Will Appreciate

One of the things that I miss about print going out of style is the covers. Online you don't really need to have a smashing front page, but for a hardcopy magazine, you certainly do. After all, to sell the sexy stuff in a lad mag, you need to come up with a series of cum conjuring article titles and, more importantly, an alluring photo.

But keeping with this tradition, Meta Bods has a series of sweet and sexy photos of well muscled studs every month. They are digitally touched up a bit, but that mostly applies to the backgrounds, which gives the pic a cool sci-fi look to them. And I know that the guys are being retouched because I have seen the originals. All covers going back years have been archived and are free for anyone to see and enjoy.

Are You A Creative Writer Who's A Bit Kinky? Then Submit Your Story

If you have an attraction to fetish writing and think that you can create stories involving shapeshifting, transformations, body modification, and the such like, then submit a story. Now, you cannot slap together any crap and call it good as they have highly specific rules about submissions.

Other than following their extensive formatting guidelines (which are too detailed to go into) the basics are easy to follow but vitally important. Everything must be written in English, be it British or American. You have to list your username and email. While they are not strictly forbidden, this site is not in the business of publishing fan fiction. Also, you can include real-world celebrities as long as you don't come off as creepy or threatening, but all submissions must be flagged as containing a real person.

Membership to this site does cost money, unlike most other erotic literature websites. However, the amount that you'll have to pay is next to nothing.

Being a Friend of the Site will cost you a dollar per month, or $10.20 for a year at that membership level. At $3 a month or $30.60 annually, being a Hot Lover means you can download new stories as .pdfs. There are six higher levels that get you more access to stories as proper eBooks, or other formats. The top levels, MetaGiant and MultiGiant, allow you to commission stories from BRK, himself and cost $60 and $100 a month, respectively.

Speaking of commissions, that brings me to the next topic.

Don't Know How To Write But Have An Idea? Set Up A Commission

Even if you are not terribly inspired to write, but have some ideas there are options for you. As I brought up, you can become a Patreon member and ask the site creator to conjure up a cum filled fantasy for you.

To expand on the amount you will have to spend the lower tiers will not cost you too much. At the Power Suggestion Reward level you not only get access to eBook and .pdf files of new chapters and stories, but you can request a scene involving any existing characters. They will appear on the website after you pay for membership and make a request. Moreover, you can also ask BRK any questions about his stories.

BRK also has an account on Mastodon, if you happen to be on that obscure site.

If you put up $30 a month, getting you the Clone Boy Reward Level, you can ask two questions a month and get a short scene or example of what a character would do in a sensual situation. The $60 monthly patronage gets you a 1,000-word story, $140 gets you $2,500, and for $225 your story will be at least 5,000 words. All payments can be paid via PayPal or with a major debit or credit card.

BRK normally writes fantasies involving muscle growth, multilimbed lads, replication, and other fantasy themes "that increase the beauty of the masculine form." To get specific ideas as to what Brian normally writes, look up his list of commission pages. Even if you are not sure if you want to hire him, the stories are damn steamy.

I should mention that there are lots of interaction on the stories by most of the users. And I think that they often look at their audience for feedback and inspiration. I cannot speak for anyone else, but if you show enough support to an author they might write a story that could be inspired by you.

Stay Updated By Subscribing To Their Free To Read Blog

Since there are new stories being added all of the time, and existing stories are updated frequently as well. These updates are done to cater to certain audience requests, but more frequently to add chapters to an existing story. And the authors are pretty consistent about this, which is rare to find on other erotic literature sites. In fact, there are about a dozen updates or more made in a week!

Since so much is going on on Meta Bods, it can be hard to keep up by only casually checking it. That is one of many reasons to get an account, but also a reason why you should sign up for their newsletter and RSS feed.

Beyond that, BRK is all over social media. He has a Facebook account, an Instagram feed, and a New Tumbl account. I have never heard of that site before. But now, I guess, since Tumblr went to shit with their mass porn ban, New Tumbl has a more relaxed policy when it comes to posting erotica. The Meta Bod account certainly does since they have an 'X' rating on their site.

And Finally, BRK at Metabods Thanks You And So Do I

In the late nineteen nineties, Brian Ramirez Kyle created this website to post unusual stories with an emphasis on erotic production. Since then, thousands of stories have been submitted and hundreds have been commissioned. They are some of the most imaginative erotic tales I have ever sampled and some of the best compared to any other erotic literature site be it straight or gay.

With all of this success, in 2022, BRK uploaded a short but fun video, thanking all of the contributors for making this website such a success. I think it is well deserved and want to thank all of you for going through this whole review. As so much effort has been put into this site – and it shows (!) – plus, there is the fact that MetaBods has no flaws, this one gets a perfect score from me.

Five hands. Give it a visit.