Ma Queue

MaQueue! I understand the euphemism, but at first, the name of this website did kind of throw me for a loop. But you understand French (or can use basic translation software), so I’m sure you will get the joke about this domain name.

Okay, I will start this review in a way that I typically do not do: how to get an account and what it will cost you.

And to answer in reverse order, there is no need to spend any money at all, so we’re are off to a good start if you ask me. But what are you going to need to submit to get an account? Only the basics, really.

You will have to come up with a username, so be as creative as you want. You will not need to tell them your surname, but the first is a must. That’s not a big deal, I think, do you agree with me.

Since you have to prove that you are a legal adult by the standards of France – and most of the world – Me-Queue.com needs to know what your birthdate is, so don’t lie on that account. Also, don’t lie about your age as a rule, even if you are trying to make yourself more appealing to younger guys.

(Speaking as a guy who has been ‘catfished’ in the past by people who do that, it creeps me the hell out and is just plain rude.)

They also want to know what your sexuality and position preference is, and funny enough, ‘I don’t know’ is an option. As to be expected, the website (and certainly the users) will want to know what your dick size is, too. If you have a webcam, that is something as important as is a detailed profile write-up, and the rest is the usual – i.e., location, email, and unique password.

Now, why did I start with how you register with this website? Well, I think there are plenty of reasons that you should if you are looking to get a good fuck with another guy (or maybe several) by using this platform, as we will see.

The Way This Website Has Been Constructed Is Good Enough

While it doesn’t have the loud and proud color scheme that I would expect from a gay hookup site, the use of light blues and other soft colors makes this website easy on the eyes – kind of like the guys you might meet.

The layout of various links isn’t exactly groundbreaking but gets the job done. For example, some links will take you to profiles that show off users who have uploaded hot, new photos. Then some links filter guys by what their sexuality is.

(If this is a fetish of yours – and I’m sure it is for a lot of you – ‘straight’ is an option.)

There is a basic search option that whittles results down by age, and by using the Real Maps tool, you can figure out who is the closest to you.

Here Is A (Somewhat) Brief Explanation Of The Selling Feature And What You Will See

Okay, now we can get into the meat and potatoes of what this website is all about, all of the man meat that you can see online, and perhaps in person, using this platform. Of course, you can upload pictures of yourself and get messages from other men as well. It’s a great place for voyeurs and exhibitionists alike.

While arguably nothing can beat Grindr when it comes to the amazing number of guys you can hook up with, this website doesn’t have the same problems that Grindr has.

To sum up the basics;

A lot of Grindr guys come off as closeted; the guys here don’t seem to be

Is anyone else as annoyed as I am that so many people on particular ‘dating’ platforms are entitled to talk to you yet don’t have the guts to show their faces? Seriously, what the hell is with that? Anyway, that sort of stupid ass behavior isn’t much in evidence on this website. That’s not to say that there are not any shady characters, but it appears to me that there are fewer of them.

You could be prominently featured on the homepage

One of the things that certain apps lack is a means to promote their users to other members when they first log in. Sure, some might show off newbies, but not enough, in my opinion, to give enough exposure to people who have been ongoing members. Ma Queue does not suffer this problem, though. As soon as you look at the homepage, you will find a fine number of selected photos that seem to be somewhat randomized if you refresh the page. That’s great news for you if you are looking to get laid, and I know that is what all of you horny fuckers want to do.

The number of adverts are not absurdly abundant

Okay, this website is not precisely commercialism-free, but it’s not terrible, either. The adverts are posted more on the periphery of web pages which is nice. Furthermore, pop-ups are not really an issue, so that’s great. I cannot be certain since there are links that take you off to questionable other pages, but Ma Queue seems to be user-safe.

Compare that to all of the random commercial crap that comes up on competing websites and applications.

As a decent bonus, this site has a newsletter, too

This is a relatively minor aspect of this website but, fuck it; I think that it is worth bringing up. When you sign up as a member, you can register to access an exclusive Ma Queue newsletter. It’s not super impressive, but it does give you interesting information about the website and all that is going on. And if you are wondering, I do think you should register for it.

To go back to basics, I cannot stress this enough

At the risk of sounding repetitive, I have to bring this up again. Nothing can beat the numerous numbers of fantastic phalluses that you may not see anywhere else on the web. Look up this site for yourself and, well, as the meme goes, #ChangeMyMind, please.

I Am Not A Fan Of The Mobile Version

Perhaps the biggest complaint that I have with Ma Queue is how it looks on mobile devices. To be blunt, it looks like hell. You will probably have to keep resizing the size of the window you are working with, which is annoying as all hell.

If You Run Into An Issue, There Are Resources Available

From what I can see, there are not too many potential issues that you might run into besides the occasional techy glitches. However, if you have a problem of some sort, there is a handy FAQ that you can use. It’s not exactly exhaustive or anything, but it gives you a decent amount of information about why uploads have been removed and the fundamentals of how interacting on the website goes.

There Is One Catch – At Least Sort Of

I work hard to bring you the best information about where you can find the best gay sites on the web and all of the content they contain. I would not tell you to just take my word for it when it comes to everything you are reading here, though. If you want to do a fact check on what I have to say, you will have to register up with this website.

Now Then, Why Did I Start With How To Register With Ma Queue?

Now, do you see why I began this article the way that I did?

This website is not flawless, to say the least, but it does abound with opportunities. I would even go so far as to say that it’s one of the better queer-oriented networking websites I have seen in a while. So, get your tail in gear and register with this website if you want to get sexually going and located in France. It is entirely free, so there is no risk to you at all.

I’m giving this one four hands.

If you agree, let me know, I do appreciate the feedback that you all give me. And if you don’t, it’s not a big deal; just check out one of the many other websites and apps that I have gone over. Between the many of them, I am confident you will find at least a few of them that appeal to you for one reason, or more likely, several.