Je Montre Ma Bite

I will go out on a limb and guess that if you are reading this article, you find dicks damn cute. Of course, we all know that there are plenty of places online to see meat sticks, but this website, Ja Montre Ma Bite, has an interesting draw to it.

The User Base Seems To Be On The Older Side

The first thing that I noticed about this website is that there are a lot of older guys who participate on this platform. I am not saying that is a good or bad thing – unless, of course, you are into gentlemen who are up there in years. There are also guys who tend to be on the portly side.

If you are into men who are rocking a gut keg, then you are in for a treat.

That does not mean that there are only daddy-types to be seen on this website. You can easily find younger dudes, too, and everything in-between. Similarly, you will find different body types. But the biggest draw is all of the cocks to be seen.

You will see cocks of all kinds, including medium-sized meat, big-dick, super-sized sausage, and even a few micro wienies. Besides, there are shaved sticks and foreskins that are on the short side or extra-long. Speaking of foreskins, if you like that, you’ll see lots of it on here.

Pretty much, no matter what kind of cock you think is cute, I am certain that you will see it here.

They Have Monthly Challenges That Are Interesting

Okay, this is the biggest and perhaps most unique aspect of this website. Indeed, I don’t think that I have ever experienced anything like it before. The idea is rather simple, once a month, the webmasters post ‘challenges’ about different cock shots they think would be cool to see in that period. And when it comes to the responses, there is certainly no shortage of them.

These users are major exhibitionists who seem to be completely uninhibited. Just one thing to be aware of; not everyone, but it seems most people don’t like to show off their faces. Christ, it’s like scrolling through Grindr, but worse. Also, every upload is checked by the website moderators before it is posted, so don’t violate the rules, or you might run into trouble.

You Don’t Have To Worry About Being Judged

From everything that I have seen, this community is outstanding about maintaining a positive environment. Virtually every post that I have seen gets several comments, nearly all of them being positive ones. Not only that, but there are strict rules against being an asshole, and from what I have seen, that does not seem to be a problem.

There Is A Chatroom To Talk To People

Besides commenting on people’s penis pics, you can also talk to the site’s participants in the chatroom. From what I gather, it’s a decent place to be, but to hang out or even see the feed, you will have to register for an account. If I have a problem with this feature, it is that this room does not seem to have too many people on at any one time.

You Can Get Nude Pictures Sent To Your Email Account

Besides looking at the incredible amount of erotica on this website – both the new uploads and the archives – you can request dick pictures to be forwarded directly to your email. And, just like signing up with this website, everything is completely free, too.

They Post Some Interesting Health Information

Another thing about this website is the sort of posts made by the webmasters. There is not enough to be considered a blog, but the articles are a nice touch.

They have got an article about their website’s history which is kind of neat. Fascinatingly, they also have an article on proper testicular health and the importance of regularly self-examing. At first, I thought it was kind of random, but then I thought about it, and it kind of makes sense for the purposes of this website.

The most interesting post, in my opinion, is the one related to this website’s thesis. It may sound boring, but I think that you all should check it out.

I Do Have Problems With This Website

As fascinating as this website is, I had certain issues with it, as I often do with many of the websites I look at. I do not think that they are deal-breakers per se, but you should know about these issues.

The Advertisements Are Annoying

I know that I always bitch about stuff like this, but it needs to be asked - why do some web designers get so greedy when it comes to posting ads? It’s not entirely over the top if I’m honest, but it can come off as a bit much. Each page has them, and it gets in the way of enjoying all of the phallus-focused nudity. One thing that I found that was weird was all of the adverts for female webcam models. It does not offend me or anything, but I cannot be the only one who finds this strange. Am I, you guys?

Using This Site Might Be A Challenge For None French Speakers

At least for some people, one thing that is an issue is trying to navigate around this website if you are not a French speaker. From what I can tell, there is no onsite translation feature which I guess there does not have to be, but it would be cool to make this website friendlier for an international audience. You can try and use an external translation feature, but compared to other websites I’ve documented, a lot of text does not translate well at all.

The Number Of Things You Can Do Is Kind Of Limited

Besides sharing, viewing, and commenting on high-definition photos of phalluses and hanging out in the chat, there really is not much else to do. It would also be nice to see more diversity when it comes to the various challenges you can engage in as well. The users certainly don’t seem to complain about that a whole lot, but I feel the need to.

Pay Attention To The Registration Criteria – There Are A Lot

Alright, this website does have a lot of policies that new joiners really should pay attention to. The first being their rules about interactions with other users and the whole not being a dick thing.

Speaking of dicks, they do have some policies that are a little bit odd to me when it comes to sharing your dick pics. You can reveal all of the cock you want, but not if it includes urination or semen. Also, they don’t allow for any pictures that display your ass, asshole, or even intercourse. Every upload needs to be a solo show, strictly.

The rest of the rules are pretty straightforward, and registration is free. Getting an account only requires the usual such as your name, email, region, a short description, and the like. And get this, you can get an account if you are a woman, so ladies, sign up and message me what your experience is like.

If You Like Seeing A Sea Of Amateur Phalluses, This Might Just Be The Site Pour Vous

While I cannot say that this is precisely my ideal kind of kink site, I can find a certain appeal to it. Overall, everything is well designed and easy on the eyes. Of course, I am sure that some of you will like all of the fleshy eye candy that abounds on this platform. Then there are those of you who will absolutely enjoy exhibiting your meat rockets, not to mention all of the rocking, positive comments, too.

This website is originally written for French speakers, so participating for those of you who don’t know one of the main romance languages might prove to be a challenge. Still, even if you can’t or have a hard time, you might be interested in glancing at this naughty network of nudity, even if only for all of the glans you are going to gaze upon.

I promise you will find this manly material nowhere else on the web. I’d say this is a three and a half hand website – see what you think.