I’d consider my home a Fap House, but I was a little late to the punch trademarking the name. It’s all good, though, seeing as I’ve built ThePornDude and MyGaySites into some of the most recognizable adult brands on the internet. Anyway, the real FapHouse has managed to firmly establish their own legacy in the short time since they launched a couple years ago. I’ve talked about their straight offerings over on my other site a time or two, and today seemed like a good day to delve into what they’ve got for horny homos like yourself.
If you haven’t seen FapHouse.com yet, you’re in for a treat. They ain’t your typical paysite, peddling a selection of gay porn all produced by the same studio. Nah, the gimmick here is that they offer content from thousands of studios all on the same ticket. Considering they get around 70 million visitors a month, I’d say it’s a winning formula. Like other sites with such an all-encompassing nature, though, I really wondered how their gay porn selection compared to smorgasbord of straight smut they’ve got for the breeders. Well, there’s only one way to find out for sure, isn’t there? Let’s dig in and take a look.
FapHouse by the Numbers – Gay vs Straight
Whether you pull up the FapHouse front page or you click my link to head straight to the Gay section, I feel like the site initially gives off the impression of a highly polished free tube. It’s a thumbnail-based presentation, and like the free sites, there’s a super wide variety of content. Some of it looks professional as hell, while other pieces have more of a raw, amateurish vibe. Subgenres and fetishes are all over the fucking place, too. There are interracial gay scenes with silver fox daddies taking on BBC, salad-tossing twinks, BDSM butthole torture, and big-ass gay ass-gangbangs, just to mention a handful of intimate moments I see out front.
One of the big selling points of the site as a whole is that they offer dirty movies from over 2400 different studios. Well, as you’ve probably already guessed, only a fraction of those are peddling guy-on-guy flicks. Still, it’s a nice, fat number of them, with over 300 gay studios currently included on the list. Make sure you set your orientation preference via the little dropdown menu beside the search bar up top, because it dramatically alters the selection.
Digging into the hard numbers a bit more, you’ll see the full Fap House library includes over half a million videos. How many will appeal to your love of male genitals and bungholes, though? Again, it’s a much smaller number than the complete stash of straight porn, but they’re still some impressive digits. More than 50,000 videos are currently listed in FapHouse.com’s gay archive, which makes them one of the biggest premium gay sites out there. If you’re able to fap your way through the whole thing, you frankly deserve some kind of medal, and maybe your own line of personal lubricants and boner enhancement pills.
The platform claims to add 600 fresh fuck flicks to the pile each and every day, which is a far cry from the one new movie per week you can expect from the average paysite. Only a fraction of them are aimed at a queer audience, but it’s a much, much bigger fraction than I expected. I’m writing this on a Tuesday afternoon, and I had to flip through 8 pages of fresh content before I found anything as old as yesterday. No shit, they’re adding hundreds of fresh gay vids daily. This is the kind of joint you can include in your daily fap routine and never crank off to the same thing twice.
Free Peeks and Membership Options
One of my biggest complaints on premium porn sites is when they don’t offer any free previews at all. It’s so common nowadays to click a “Play” button on a paysite tour page only to be shuffled along to the signup page without even a glimpse of the actual video. Everywhere else the in world, that sideways triangle makes media play, but you can’t trust them on paid porn sites.
FapHouse.com takes a slightly different approach to previews, and I definitely prefer it to that bait-and-switch bullshit. There’s no “Play” button to trick you, but you can watch a free, short montage from any movie on the menu. They hit you with rapid-fire action, and you can’t pause or rewind, which makes them a little difficult to actually beat off to, but they do give you a solid sample of the flavors on offer. They’re also pretty fucking effective at getting users to the signup page, because what the fuck else can you do when you’re hard as a rock and aching for more?
Here's where things get a little complicated. Hitting the Join Now button brings you to the signup page for the main Fap House membership. It’s ten bucks a month, with better rates for longer plans, which makes it a hell of a lot cheaper than your average thirty-dollar paysite. They even have a lifetime membership for three hundo, which is pretty fucking solid considering all the gay porn they include now and will continue to add in the future.
Sounds easy enough, right? Not so fast. Turns out, the regular FapHouse membership doesn’t include quite everything. Take a closer look at the search options on the Video page and you’ll see there are three different Access Types: FapHouse Videos, Fanclub Videos, and Pay By Tokens. By the numbers, the regular membership includes almost 27,000 gay pornos, with another 22,000 offered as part of the Fanclubs, and then a few thousand that you can only buy with tokens. Well, shit. Now what am I going to do?
What’s Better – Fap House or Fan Club Memberships?
Fanclubs on Faphouse can cost more than the regular Faphouse membership, sometimes a lot more. As with the world of porno in general, you often pay more for the kinkier fare. I found one gay BDSM fanclub membership going for $25 a month, more than twice the regular membership. It does, however, get you access to over 400 filthy movies from the brand, while the regular Faphouse plan only includes 120 of them.
So, which is better, the FapHouse or the Fanclubs? Honestly, I’d say it mostly depends on what you like jerking your dick to. Masturbatory preferences can be insanely specific and wildly personal. That $25 old-guy bondage membership ain’t exactly my cup of tea, but it’s a no-brainer if that’s mainly what you’re into. On top of getting content more tailor-made to your own naughtiest fantasies, the Fanclubs also have the advantage of helping you support the smaller fetish studios making the stuff.
Most of the brands with Fanclub memberships also have some content included in the main Fap House membership. If you’re relatively new to the scene and don’t have any favorites just yet, the ten-dollar membership gives you a nice range of material to dig into. If you have strong preferences, you’ll probably figure out pretty quickly which studios appeal to you most, at which point you can adjust your membership(s) accordingly.
The token-based VOD (Video On Demand) content is some of the priciest stuff on the site. While a simple crossdressing video might only cost a few bucks worth of tokens, I found some full-length fetish videos going for as much as $40. Again, the ten-dollar membership would let you get a taste of the flavors these studios are offering, so I’d recommend starting there.
The convoluted pricing scheme at FapHouse.com is my biggest complaint about the site, but it ain’t too difficult to navigate once you figure out the differences between the membership options. Even though the regular membership doesn’t include everything, it includes way more content and in a bigger variety than you’d typically get from a gay paysite, for around a third of the price. That absolute wealth of fap fodder is one hell of a gimmick, making this one an easy recommendation for masturbators looking to stretch their dollar while they pull their dicks.