Gay9

This is one of those reviews that happen once in a lifetime. Never again shall I utter these words - gays outshine us straight dudes any fucking day of the week. Yeah, you heard that shit right! Why? 'Cause they're packing the same horniness levels as us, but with an extra sprinkle of that female flair and imagination. I mean, just take a look at straight porn sites. They rarely become successful just by serving adult pics of tits and cunts. Nah, us, straight guys, need way more stimulus than that. On the other hand, gays have no issues wanking off to stills, and one of the sites that is loved by many of twinks and gaylords is named gay9.com.

This joint rakes in around 350K monthly visits, and let me tell you, that's fucking a lot for a site that shows pics and nothing but pics. So, without any further ado, let me jump into this gay mayhem!

A simple site showing gay pics

Sure, I know you gays are into design and stuff, and who could fucking blame you. I mean, it's not like gay9.com gives out its content for free, so you naturally care about all the juicy bits. Shit, I think it's a free site, but either way, I'll give you the lowdown! So, let's talk design, shall we? The first thing that smacked me in the face was the logo - picture this: a goddamn cock shooting its load all over the site's name, looking like some freaky-ass sea monster hurling its jizz onto dry land. I guess the sailor theme fits right in for a gay site, am I right?

The first three options in the main menu are nothing but affiliate links, so focus on Popular Pics, Gay Pornstars, Channels and Categories. These are the main menu options that won't redirect you to other gay sites, and hey, if that's something you want, be my fucking guest. Design-wise, the bottom line is that gay9.com looks pretty damn decent. There are no ads, no paywalls and shit, and surely enough, the joint is so fucking simple that even an idiot could figure it out. Porn is supposed to be easy, so the simplicity is always a plus in my book.

The pics are lit

Let me set the record straight: the pics on gay9.com are free as fuck, but don't mistake that for low-quality shit. I'm talking top-notch resolution here, sourced from some big-name websites, often featuring famous cocksuckers and whatnot. Now, once you're lured in by one of those hung studs, just click on the damn thumbnail and prepare to have your mind blown. Why? 'Cause each of those thumbnails hides a whole fucking gallery, my friend. And let me tell you, there's so many goddamn photos on gay9.com that I couldn't even begin to count 'em all. But hey, that just means more material for you horny bastards to jerk off to. It's a goddamn win-win situation, ain't it?

Now, if you're smart, you'll hit up the most popular stash and save yourself a metric fuckton of time. I dove into that stash to take the site's temperature, and let me tell you, gay9.com is a goddamn melting pot. They're serving up everything from threesomes to twinks, old farts, muscle-bound studs, interracial romps, and who the hell knows what else. Here I am, eyeballing balls and dicks left and right, trying to find something to nitpick, but shit, I gotta admit, gay9.com is pretty damn solid. The biggest drawback? No videos, which sucks donkey balls in my opinion. But hey, plenty of all-pic sites are still holding their own, so it ain't a dealbreaker.

Now check out the list of models

You horny bastards love your model lists 'cause they get straight to the point. Me? Well, I always look at things from a different angle. That's why I'm rolling in cash while you're still jerking off to pics websites. Anyway, you'll get a kick out of seeing names like Tyler Hill, Kris Evans, and Justin Saradon on this list. Now, I couldn't give two shits about these dudes, and I sure as hell don't know their life stories, but it seems like they're driving horny dudes wild. Just so you know, gay9.com doesn't bother with all that model bio crap, dick measurements, eye color nonsense, or any of that bullshit. You click on a name, and you're greeted with a list of featured pics. That's it, plain and simple.

Now, onto the channels, and I warn you - you gays are gonna like this one! I've already told you that gay9.com collects only high-end images featuring professional gay models and pornstars, right? Now, the names of these sources are Belami, SayUncle, Lucas Entertainment, Sean Cody, Helix Studio, and so on. Now, I also want you to know that you can save individual pics by just clicking on the download arrow on top of the image. Haven't seen the option to download full galleries, to be totally honest with you pricks.

How to tackle this gay mayhem

By using the categories, of course! Duh! Still, before I tell you about the categories, you deserve to know that below each gallery, your horny eyes will get to feast on tags, categories, and featured models. So, gay9.com is all about user experience, and it's pretty damn informative! I couldn't tell you if they're adding new galleries daily, monthly, or once in a blue fucking moon 'cause gay9.com doesn't bother with dates, and that shit grinds my gears. But hey, beggars can't be choosers, am I right?

So, the categories. There's a dickload of them on gay9.com. There's 69, amateur, anal, bisexual, bareback, dildo, fetish, hairy, gloryhole, kitchen...I mean, the list is so damn huge you can scroll down it, and there's everything there, from police uniforms to lonely twinks looking for a quality spank session. Inside the cosplay stash I saw Batman, a Greek god, Cat Woman in her gay apparel with his latex suit torn at all the right places, knights, warriors and other weird stuff. On the other hand, gay9.com also offers stuff like clothed sex and the usual stuff like blowjobs and kissing. Still know that there are no vanilla pics on gay9.com.

The truth is fucking obvious

Alright, more stuff to say about gay9.com. The joint lacks the character, something like About Us, a catchy tagline, or anything that would make it stand out. I would prefer it to be more unique and less like a list of gay photos. Still, gay9.com has the potential to be right up your alley if you are into gay photos. In simple words, you will be able to cruise through a shitload of high-end, free-as-fuck pics featuring some of the hottest hunks in the gay scene. I'm talking crystal-clear resolution, every rippling muscle and throbbing cock captured in exquisite detail.

It also matters that gay9.com is fucking diverse. It really doesn't matter whether you are into twinks, muscle studs, or silver foxes. It's all there. The images show threesomes, fetish stuff, interracial porn... you fucking name it, it is there. It's like having a goddamn gay porn magazine, only in a digital form where you don't have to worry about staining the pages with your cum. Also, you can forget about pop-ups and low-res garbage.

Well, this was a gay ride

I had a fucking blast, that's damn sure, and I'm not even into gay stuff! The truth is that gay9.com is packed with photos, and I'm talking about free images that come straight from the world's gayest porn top shelf. This is where you'll find twinks, jacked-up studs, older guys fucking younger dudes, blowjobs, lots of anal, and huge dicks.

I looked around and haven't seen a single micro dick. That's a blessing and a doom, depending on your ego and the size of your junk, but that's just something I noticed about gay9.com. A couple of times I thought that my laptop has turned into a mirror, but nah, the dicks on gay9.com are way smaller than my megazord. One thing's for damn sure, I ain't gonna be whipping out a ruler comparing myself to those dudes on gay9.com anytime soon.

With an interface that's easy as fuck to navigate and more categories than you can shake your dick at, gay9.com puts your viewing pleasure front and fucking center. I don't know anything about the updates but there is a diverse range of content, meaning there ain't no room for boredom here. So, if you're goddamn tired of slogging through shitty porn sites in search of quality gay pics, give gay9.com a goddamn whirl!