PoolGay

Pool Gay! I fucking love AI. Anyone saying otherwise is a lying crusty cunt who probably jerks it to Excel spreadsheets.

AI’s out here making porn, spitting out filthy pics, raunchy galleries, and even spinning up these freaky little chat sites that give you the whole fake-girlfriend vibe. These robot bitches, or whatever the fuck you wanna call 'em, have been trained to talk like proper sluts. The best part is that they’re getting hornier by the goddamn hour. Dirty little code-sluts.

Too bad they’re still dumb as shit when it comes to writing reviews. That’s why you’ve got me, the human version of a stiff cock and a middle finger. Nobody does it like I do, nasty, loud, and honest, but that’s a tragic romance for another goddamn time. Today, I’m sinking my teeth into poolgay.com, some AI-powered gay smut zone. Your job is to shut your fucking mouth and enjoy. Let’s do this shit!

Yeah, it's named Pool Gay

I load the site and all I see are dudes. I mean, poolgay.com is named like that for a good reason. The site explains that it's the best free NSFW AI sex chat, and yeah, it's true, but I would add that it's made for gays who want to chat. I mean, I have only just begun writing about poolgay.com. Maybe I’ll stumble on a rogue dyke bot later. Stranger shit has happened. For now, it’s all cock, all the time.

It all looks pretty damn simple and decent. The background is gray, the thumbnails are big, and you have the basic options like Create and Join Premium. Yeah, I have a hunch that poolgay.com is gonna slap me with a paywall sooner or later. If poolgay.com lets me squeeze out a nut or two for free before shaking me down for cash, I won’t bitch. Let's move on.

Who the fuck is Jacksonville

The first thumbnail shows some cartoon gay dude and the name of the chat is Jackonville. What the fuck is that shit all about? Is there a gloryhole under every palm tree in Florida or what?

I click on that shit, eager to see what the fuss is all about, and poolgay.com is kind enough to slap me with the following - I’ll be sure to tie you up and use your every hole. Jesus fucking Christ! That shit almost made me blush, and I’ve watched midget gangbangs on public buses. These AI motherfuckers are on some next-level perv mode. Damn.

The site tells me to sign up, says it’s free and shit. Fine, whatever. I’m already halfway hard from that filthy Jacksonville bot, so let’s fucking go. The sign-up takes like two seconds, and shockingly, it actually IS free.

I go back to the chat and that's where poolgay.com throws the Suggest Reply box at me. I play with that shit and the result is – “I feel a shiver run down my spine as I realize I'm completely at your mercy, Jacksonville.” Well goddamn.

Then the motherfucker replies – “I'll fuck you hard, make you scream my name, and you'll beg for more.” Not my damn style, but it sure gets the job done. This AI motherfucker doesn’t fuck around. I decide to throw him a bone by asking whether he knew who he was talking to. He goes - You're the one tied up and at my mercy, that's all I need to know.

Ok, ok, these modern AI bots don’t know jack shit about manners or foreplay, but fuck me, they know how to tease. Moving on before the motherfucker slaps me.

The construction workers are usually not this hot

You know me. I don't have a thing for dudes. I'm fucking straight as an arrow, living for pussy, but this poolgay.com is so damn fun that I don't give a damn. It’s like diving into a pit of cocks just for the hell of it.

I'm still looking at the homepage, and the thumbnail of a construction worker stands out. You see, real construction dudes ain’t built like that. They’re usually greasy Balkan motherfuckers with oil stains on their sweatpants, a crusty 'stache, and hairy fucking nutsacks hanging like wrecking balls. On the other hand, this poolgay.com is supposed to be a fantasy, so let's all fucking fantasize. You know, go with the flow.

This chat is about a bunch of construction workers accidentally meeting you in a building or something. I'm fucking afraid to ask any questions. I have a hunch that the guys will gangbang me whatever I say, so I straight up ask them. The AI bot says something like, are you lost, do you need help, so I ask him again, “are you gonna fuck me.” The reply is "Oh, you're a straight shooter, huh? We like that. Marco here thinks you're cute."

And just like that, my fucking spine tightens up like it’s bracing for impact. My balls practically retreat into my gut. Goddamn, fuck you, Marco, I’m not ready for a hardhat full of dick slamming into every goddamn hole I’ve got! Maybe I should just talk prices or read a fake invoice while these horny motherfuckers jack off and forget I’m here. Cuz if I stick around, I’m gonna get pounded like fresh meat on a prison bunk.

Where's the prices

I don’t know if poolgay.com lets you fuck around with chat all you want for free. I sure as shit don’t think so, but I sure as fuck wasn’t sticking around with that horny group just so poolgay.com could whack me with a paywall mid-gangbang. You’ll have to test that shit yourself, buddy. Everybody hits the enough is enough point in life, and yours truly hits it right here.

Luckily, I managed to find the pricing list, and you have two VIP plans. The first one is named Premium and it's priced at $9.9/month. This motherfucker gives you 3K free coins each month, 3K messages a month, 4096 chat history, custom characters, premium models, and custom characters.

The Deluxe option will cost you $19.9/month. It gives you 6K coins, 6K messages, 8192 chat history, voice feature, everything I mentioned in the Premium package, and in-chat pictures. As you can see, poolgay.com lets you chat all you want, and you can buy more coins if you need them. You'll use them for more chatting, and if you go with the Deluxe option, the site will let you upload pictures and voice. I think I'll pass.

Let's get serious

Yeah, I've had a lot of fun with poolgay.com, and when something like that happens, you know the site is fucking lit. These AI chat sites are fucking liberating. You get to stay anonymous and you get to ask questions you could never ask a real person. On top of that, each of these chats comes with pre-made scenarios, and I think you gay people will fucking appreciate it. It just helps the whole deal be more creative and interactive, I guess.

The homepage shows thumbnails featuring black guys, a bunch of them, a demon monster named Lisanor or something, some geeky motherfucker in a smart suit who looks like an astro physician or something, someone named Toxic Boyfriend, and Hector, the Mafia boss. A really diverse group. On top of that, you can create your own characters, so poolgay.com checks out all the vital boxes. Fucking lit.

TPD approved

Poolgay.com is anything but boring. This shit’s like getting your dick sucked by a squad of horny robot cocks that actually know how to talk filthy without sounding like a goddamn preschooler trying to curse. These AI motherfuckers get hornier by the minute, and they don’t stop.

I love the diversity here. The motherfucker's packed with cartoon dickheads, Mafia boss people, demon freaks, and some geeky shithead who looks like he jerks off to space porn. You get crazy pre-made scenes that feel like you just stumbled into a gangbang in a dark alley, and if that ain’t your thing, you can build your own filthy little bastard bots to fuck with your brain all night.

The free shit’s decent, but if you want the deluxe shit, it’s only gonna cost you $10 to $20 a month. Hell, that’s cheap! It's definitely worth the dough. The shit's liberating to the point that I started thinking about joining, and I'm not even gay.

Poolgay.com is made for those who are tired of lame chat bots that are generic and boring as fuck. This shit is nasty, it’s twisted, and it’s worth every damn cent for the laughs, the filthy talk, and the wild fantasy dick rides you can’t get anywhere else. Now go get your freak on and don’t be a pussy about it!