MadePorn

Sometimes I review a site because people won’t shut the fuck up about how good it is. Other times, I just wander around the web and find something. The thing that made me stay and actually want to write about made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is the pure confusion. What the fuck is this shit about!? Looks like a mix of a gay site and an AI page, and I abso-fucking-lutely have to figure this shit out. If I didn’t dig in, it would’ve gnawed at my balls all night, so let's rock and roll.

It all starts with the homepage

The first thing I see is a huge guy in a plaid shirt smoking a cigarette while jerking off his giant dick. So fucking real that I can't see if he is real or some AI concoction! It's one of those previews, trailers, or whatever you want to call it, you see the moment you load the site. Not really sure what it's all about, but it sure is an attention-grabber. Respect.

Then there are two gay twinks fucking in a bar, and yeah, now it's obvious. It's AI made. The gays are not real, but that doesn’t automatically make made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay some useless pile of shit. At the end of the day, porn is about visual stimulus, and not about the birth certificates of the people fucking. Who gives a fuck about whether it's AI or not? All I know is that I have to continue digging.

I have to sign up

I start to look around and spot this grandpa motherfucker. For some goddamn reason, he ends up being my pick. Maybe because they’re all gay as hell. Maybe because I was stupidly hoping he wouldn’t suddenly whip his dick out in my face, or that a guy that old might have a shred of sense left and be more into cunt than cocks. Wishful fucking thinking, I guess. In any case, he shows nothing. When I click, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay hits me with the sign up wall.

I don't usually talk about the prices so early on, but I fucking have to. That's the only thing I see, so let me just deal with that shit. If I close it right now, I might not be able to find it later, so let me start a new paragraph and do this shit right.

Upgrade to pro mode

The price of the Pro plan is $19.99/month. This is what you get for your money - ultra-fast generation, unlimited images, AI video generation, full access to all tags and creative tools, and 1200 Gems every month for all images and videos. You get instant access the moment you make the payment. The motherfuckers can pay via credit cards (Visa, Mastercard) and cryptocurrency. All good shit. Sounds transparent and easy to understand, and I always respect that shit.

I don't make the payment, but switch to the Videos stash. I kinda expected made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay to give me shit since I didn't pay, but I actually get to see the thumbnails.

They are fucking huge, and these concoctions are not some amateur bullshit. It all looks modern as hell, very professional, and realistic, and fucking huge. Made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay rocks one of those goddamn infinity scrolls so I can't do any decent counting, but I can tell this dick is big. Moving on.

The cunts are absolutely perfect

Now, this is the part you fucks might not like. These cunts are not real, and that's what makes them absolutely perfect. You won't find a single dot on these hoes, let alone a flaw. There's a reason behind the crazy popularity of amateur porn, you know? Some people love it messy and real, even when it's low-res, so yeah, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is not for everyone. That's for sure.

For example, I click on this blonde chick. She has long hair, every strand is in its place, her face is flawless, makeup, tits, cunt, hands, everything. She is this utter goddess of porn, something you would never find in real life. I like it. I don't mind, but this review is not about my dick. It's about what you are up to. Still, even if I end up not paying for made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay, I'm always gonna respect its transparency and attention to detail. Let me fucking explain!

A horny chick rubbing her juicy cunt

You click on a video and made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay gives you every fucking detail you could ever think of. The blonde is 18, the style of the video is webcam, the size is 720x1280, and some of the attached tags are arched eyebrows, busty, oiled body, huge boobs, hotel, and spreading pussy. Crazy detailed.

They all fucking seem to be 18! Guess that's the most attractive age, but they are not real, so who gives a fuck. Only now it hits me that all those cocksucking gays from the homepage have completely disappeared. I’ll deal with that shit later.

Let me just tell you that this other chick that I ended up wanking off to is also 18, and it's another solo show, very hot, with Ahegao faces included, in a bathtub. She is another perfect AI cunt, and I sure would like to shove my dick inside her. Jesus, where the fuck did all those gays vanish to?!

So huge you could get lost

I know what the fuck happened. The moment I signed up, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay somehow sniffed out that I’m the absolute alpha, the world’s biggest fan of tight cunts, so that’s exactly what it threw at me.

The focus of this review are gays, and there's nothing to worry about. The place is absolutely loaded with dicks smashing gay assholes. If that's what you want, the site is gonna give you that. You just have to ask. Too fucking bad my pussy party is over! I have to review what I set out to review in the first place. So fucking sad.

You get to generate images and videos

The best thing about made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is the freedom. You can create whatever image or video you want. Any sort of scenario, a threesome, a solo show, a bareback orgy, or whatever else is on your mind. Since AI doesn't need real people, there are less limitations. Not so hard to fucking understand!

Once inside the generate mode, you'll find so many goddamn options that even I, the master of words, have a hard time explaining it. You can choose the size, style (cinematic, realistic, steampunk, amateur, sci-fi...), woman, couple, lesbians, gays, grannies, cougars, threesomes, orgies, bareback, blowjobs, ass fucking, POV, full shot, face (ashamed, astonished, serious, shocked), hair and eye color, hair style, ethnicity, era (1980s, 1600s, 1940s....), lighting, weather, places, and everything else.

It costs 5 Gems to create one video. That's good to know. It's also nice to point out that made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay comes with a shitfuck of filters. You can choose between the latest and the most popular video/image of the day, month, or the entire year. Sure, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is huge, not gonna lie, but the user experience is so fucking huge that taming the beast doesn't feel like a chore.

The place to be if you are into gay AI porn

This shit is not for the weak. If you want it raw and messy, you know, shot in a shack by someone's shaky hand, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is not for you. If you like perfect dicks and an insane variety of gay porn, you're gonna like made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay.

So fucking massive that it has it all! I talk about twinks, bears, couples, threesomes, bareback orgies, and so on, and you can even make your own porn. If you decide to generate, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay becomes even more detailed. You can pick hair, eye color, style, facial expression, POV, era, lighting, weather, location, and all that jazz. The freedom here is insane, and that’s because AI doesn’t need real people.

Sure, these gays are not real, not a single flaw anywhere, but that's the fun of it. Another perfect thing is the user experience. Navigating this beast is easy as fuck. It delivers. No joke.

If you don't mind perfection, made.porn/l/9/?s=theporndude&l=9&type=gay is where you want to be. Sure, you'll have to pay, that's the shitty part, but you'll get so much freedom in return that you'll regret you didn't do it before. Just go with the flow, enjoy what others dicks are creating, or make something of your own. Just pay first and know it's worth every goddamn cent. Case closed.