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Are you feeling lucky today? Not lucky enough to cat call a guy and bring him home, but maybe lucky enough to win a few bucks on some online casino? Well boy, it sure sucks to be you! Don’t worry, at least you got me and XBet.ag to try out while you sulk and lick your wounds. Rule No.1: Don’t go in sad as fuck. I want to see you with enough self-awareness not to sink your rent money into some slots and live betting. Because yeah, this place does some live betting and even Esports. You also got the good old Live and unlive Casino, so make of that what you will. I’m just a guy showing off the place and putting in my two cents.

Is there even history for a crummy gambling site? If my Google searching is to be trusted, and I mean I did go to the second page (shocking), XBet seems to have been lurking around since at least 2014, but don’t quote me on that. This suggests that the place has some sauce standing behind it. History doesn’t really matter here, it’s not like you’re trying to watch rare gay porn. It just tells us there are enough people around giving a fuck to keep an eye on its activity and whatnot. And maybe you’re the type who prefers to stick to sites that have a bit of history and prestige going for them. Fancy fuck.

Let’s play some games!

I’m far from a fancy dandy. I hadn’t touched grass in months, and the moistest thing near me is my popped pimple. This gives me enough clarity to give the place a decent look. XBet is like a bag of colorful condoms. It does a little bit of everything and tries to make it good with some weird fruity taste. You should never use flavored condoms for anything except oral, but you can play the games here however you want. Take a moment to breathe in the nice girth of the place. It looks pretty ok, not crusty like seedy Las Vegas joints, but more like a reputable betting parlor. The top bar has the active games you can check out, while the menu opens the toilet door to the casino.

For the live betting shit, it looks like XBet (can I call it Betty?) caters to the Americans for the most part. This doesn’t mean that non-freedom fighters are piss out of luck. Most of you are going to be hopping in fine. I saw NCAA Basketball, English Premier League (the fuck is that) UFC, and even NCAA Women. At least the site is woke enough not to be sexist about it. The Sportsbook has more shit just hanging out and waiting to dry. You won’t regret checking out their stock. Sports betting is done live, so practice by first reading how to do it and choose your lucky team. Maybe call in some friends if you have any and make it an event of some sort.

Are you into Racing? Well, there is some of it here! I can’t say if this is an old addition or if Umamusume made it so that every gambling site suddenly added the category. Either way, you got yourself racing Like, 99% of the races I saw were for horses, but there was one for grayhounds if you prefer dogs. Judging from the colorful flags, it looks like the races are tracked internationally. I saw maple syrup land Canada, fucking Australia, potato county Ireland, the viral Japan, and a few more flags I didn’t know because I failed Geography. I’m no expert, but this is telling me you got options for both local and international betting. Fuck if I know shit about horses but you might.

Ding ding, now we are crossing the restroom corridor and into the Casino. Slots are the name of the game here, as always, but you will find some other shit if you look. Speciality games are the chaos shit, especially if you think your lady luck is feeling frisky. For my end, I never had any good encounters with the slots. The simple category bar will help you sort through the titles like going through your pile of used socks. There should be about 2000 games, but I am not good at math anyway. This bullshit even has themed games for Halloween! You’re never needing so many games, so don’t pretend like it matters. You get to be occupied and that’s the gist.

Something more extra in the mix

Here are the rejects of the group! Or are they just special snowflakes? Whatever the case, are you interested in Esports? XBet has a small category just for you. You’re not going to be finding niche Esports here like Super Smash Bros Melee, but if your game is normie-friendly enough, it’ll pop up in the list. I know that some of you were banking on small games you know well, but become a Karen and lodge in a complaint to big bet. Or maybe get off your fat ass and join the tournies in person. For those of you who aren’t hipsters, yeah, League of Legends will pop up, and so will hero shooters and such as well. Have fun smashing your keyboards in.

Now, how do you rank your social skills? My money is on close to zilch, but on the off chance that you can handle people, you can find yourself the Live Casino. Now, this place is pretty big! At least the owner won’t have to pay rent for the space. There were close to 100 tables on the list when I hopped by. That’s a lot of people, and most of it was Blackjack, of course. There were some other games as well, and you can always take your pick. I’m not the best choice for live tables. I fold under pressure when real people are around, but you can practice your guts with whatever game you fancy.

Hey PornDude, anything special?

What do you mean special?? Well, there are a few things I can think about. For one, you get some pretty big bonuses on your first deposit. This doesn’t mean real money, but it gives you a leg up in the play, like bonus credits. There are multiple bonuses that come and go and you can try to catch them. Oh, and I also saw something about a demo? Probably for the slot games to try them out without putting any money down. Not half bad, but I’m kind of running out of things to mention here. Ah right. There are some slot contests you can run into if you look close enough. I had none active so I can’t show my dick off.

The biggest special thing I found is the app. Now, I don’t know you, but I love eating up random software I find lying about on the interwebs. It keeps me a strong and healthy boy! XBet pretty much has an app for all of you phone users out there. Instead of swordfighting a clunky browser page, you can do all of your betting from the comfort of your phone and app. Certainly makes things simple, but also baits you into playing more. And it is random ass software, so keep your thinking hat on. The site is otherwise ok on major browsers, and you might even get a prompt to switch to them. Like hell I’ll ever leave my niche dick browser!

Little bit of technical stuff and minimum payments

You know how so many sites get anal about you using a VPN? Well, I’m pretty sure XBet is chill with it, but you give the rules paper a closer look. I sometimes miss shit or the rules get changed on the fly. As for the minimum deposit and payout, well, I’m pretty sure it’s $50, but if you have some funky payment method, it can be as low as $20. Choose your stuff carefully, and if you happen to be fapping in some strict country, there might be some transfer fees around to ruin your day. And before I forget, you better be at least 18 or I am going to fuck your dad and become your new stepdaddy.

Looks like it’s shiny

I touch a lot of radioactive online grime so I started doubting everything while also having dogshit standards. Use your brain and look around the place on your own. Nothing beats checking the place from the inside for yourself because I can only give you my dogshit experience. And hey, shit changes. Always check the boring terms of service. XBet seems to be big enough to flaunt an app and enough traffic to get a bit of its history recorded. It’s gambling, so judge your skills, but XBet.ag is not too ugly.