True gay foot lovers are gonna know what I’m talking about when I mention Foot Friends! Fuck yeah, site running since 1999, let’s go! That’s a lot of years and a few decades to take into account that no amount of saliva will be able to wash away. And indeed, I reckon this site is one of the best-known ones in the gay toes sucking community. Well, things always change, and porn sites are the most fickle things in existence. Is Foot Friends still at the pinnacle of amateur foot sex? Is the guy who is clearly hard for feet still filming the clips? Well, I’m here to look at all of that! Partially to make my fuckoff list, and partially because I heard some things went down here.
What’s popping on the site?
I think it’s only a surprise to newbies when I mention the site stopped updating sometime in 2015 I think? I recall it was a pretty painful roar when that happened, but then again, I stick to some truly porn-obsessed places on the net. What do I even know? Well, it’s true, but you wouldn’t know it since the site is still recycling old content. Yep, that thing is on the treadmill and going back and forth. This is because the site is under new management now (insert that meme here), and the label is now trying to pull something off. I wouldn’t say it’s 100% malicious, but you’ll notice it. Especially if you try to call them out in the comments. Nope! Get moderated, idiot.
Shitty comment section aside, the site is honestly looking better than it used to be. The cluttered mess got swept up, and now everything is arranged in a better way. Shit, I tried it on my phone, and it looks like even that is now available! Omg, the future is wild. I recall these tiny dick vids being impossible to play on handhelds. That’s for the nice changes, but there is one more that I would like to yap about. It looks like the team is trying to remaster some older clips and make them better. Cool! Technically new shit in the rotation. And proof of effort! These remasters are here to stay since they become something like perma fixtures. So in the long run, this shitty site is actually growing. Wow.
I also noticed that you can now download the video without going through the hassle of the old times. Or so I think. I have a hazy memory of the process being hell, but it’s been a bit. What matters is that downloads are open and ready in HD.
But of course, the change of hands didn’t just bring good things
Alright, this is where my shitty memory would be a real pal if it could just give me the vid count back. It’s not happening. Fuck.
Well, it doesn’t take a genius to know that Foot Friends lost a huge chunk of its years of accumulated cum crust when the change went down. The current video count seems to be 260+ or so, which is fucking tiny. Sure, I understand if the tiny, grainy clips from like 2001 are gonna be ass, but you don’t have to nuke that shit like that! I would like to believe that the old clips are getting polished to be uploaded again, but that’s kinda copium. Be that as it is, the fallout of ctrl + alt + del-ing the content like that years ago managed to tank Foot Friends into obscurity.
Yeah, that’s why some of you have no clue what I’m talking about. Your balls are still tender when compared to us prime gooners of the past. But eh. It happens. Broken hearts are mended with more porn and old collections.
Not gonna lie, the old highlights are still here
And the old highlights are the picture sets. I recall there being more pics than videos, and that still holds true even these days. Again, my holed-out brain can’t recall the number, but I am like decently sure 700+ image sets in zip files weren’t quite it? I think? Well, I’ll take it. The sets typically have some 40+ images inside, and they are of pretty stellar quality given when they were shot. I don’t know if they all go with videos these days, but there gotta be at least some that were standalone sets running independently of video action. So yeah, if you like your gay images, this is a solid choice!
Why was Foot Friends so popular?
The fucking age is doing it since everyone loves a good daddy in gay porn. But to be honest, the head director was really a foot beast. I mean, he just fucking ADORED feet, and you could tell, just like how you can tell an artist likes toes. He didn’t really pick a favorite body. Most types of amateur guys could pop in, and that really left a ton of room for all kinds of sole perverts to walk in and take their seat. The action had BDSM elements, fucking and sniffing socks, licking shoes, slaves adoring feet, and so much more. Oh, and sometimes the guys would fuck. So yeah. A little smutty haven for the perverted part of the gay community online. No wonder it’s a nostalgia run.
How are the prices looking over there, PornDude?
The site is on the older side, but the subscription options are still keeping up it seems. You can pay with PayPal or Epoch if you really don’t want to shove your credit card in there. I’d also keep one eye open while wanking just in case there’s a pre-selected sale or two on the billing page. Of course, all of these subs are recurring, so you need to cancel them when you are done and save yourself the money. Classic shit, really. But let me look at what you have here and how it renews.
Ok so the annual plan had a Sale section and a Limited Time Special. What? Looking in, it seems that the Sale is $39.99/year for the first year, and then it goes for $59.99/month. Meanwhile, the LTS is just $59.99/year every year. So I guess the Sale is the special promo. Does it not include downloads? God, I hope it's not like that.
The monthly access also has the LTS stapled across it, but $14.95/month is always gonna be that, so nothing really changes in the long run.
Same goes for the 3-month access, which wants to slurp $49.95 in total. Supposedly it’s also the best offer, but eh.
Oh, and yeah, if you can’t get to the billing page when you click the 30 and 90 day sub option, you might want to click on the blue link on the blank page that pops up. I don’t know why that’s the case, but it is.
Are there any bonuses included?
Not from what I could tell! And I did give this place a comb. The only “bonuses” were the cross-sales that give trial access to some sites. Hell, you might even end up on Foot Friends from another site like that if you don’t pay attention. No buddy, this is it for now. Maybe a network will want to pick this sock up someday, but that’s not right now. We keep cruising and hoping for the best. For now I’m just fucking glad everything on the site works well, and nothing seems to be breaking or falling apart. The bar is in hell, I know, but you hadn’t seen the shit I have. Seriously, a competent site is more of a privilege than you’d think.
The coin of luck did not land that well for Foot Friends, but there’s still stuff here
The golden era is defo behind this site, but what remains of porn is worth taking a look at. The older scenes are slowly coming in at least, and hey, the photo sets are to cum for hours over. Since the downloads are now easier than ever, you can grab these legendary clips and boast to your coomer buddies about how you have them in your favorite file. And really, nothing can match a video shot and made by foot perverts unless it’s other foot perverts. Points up there. But yeah, it’s kind of dusty here. PornDude heading out.
