Hm, yes, I too get a woody when I see someone who looks cute and does dirty things to please my brain under the belt. Maybe that’s what Foot Woody got its name from, but I can’t exactly read minds and I’m way too focused on the action to give two flying fucks about the deets. Whatever the case might be, this is one of those ancient sites that kinda falls out of the public eye. So, who even knows about places like these? Your personal PornDude, that’s who. And I guess now you too, since you’re bothering to read my shit anyway. What kind of porn does a site like this even host? I don’t think it’s a mystery. It really is just foot porn!
What kind of foot smut are we talking about here?
My memories are coming back to me but they sure as fuck are vivid. Mostly because the lads here were all dudes from the neighborhood, if you catch my drift. Absolutely no one looked the part of a porn star and their legs and chest were on the other end of the hairy. It’s the kind of hairy you see on an uncle who is working on his yard in shorts and a busted tank top. Whole mood, I know, but the guys here never got to the bearhood and daddyhood before they filmed their first flick. Nope! They were all 18+ somethings and most definitely under 30 in every situation. So, just amateur gay porn stars, right? Yeh, exactly. But the energy was a bit special.
Even if the guys were total beginners they still had some pretty competent directors behind them who managed to point them in the right direction. So what you ended up fapping to was a freeform kind of show-dick that I don’t see a lot of even today. Am I finally getting senile? Ha, you wankers wish! I’m just impressed at how creative some of the guys here managed to be. Some would let the snake loose and then turn into a basket with their feet up, while others got busy with the toys. This porn heart of mine was fucking smitten, ok?! Huge props to the show and for making me rock hard.
That’s all just the fucking fluff tho. How does the action-action look like? It’s foot shit. Which is to say that it mixes up clothed sex and softcore jerking with plenty of hardcore moments and sucking. The sucking was especially interesting because the mix of cut and uncut cocks was about even in that bag. Shit’s just magical, I tell you. I could run dry on cum and still not tell you where these guys are from, but what I can tell you is that their foot play goes into the sweet folder in my endless collection. But huh, that’s a bit weird. Mr. PornDude sounds more nostalgic than actively horny. Yeah, yeah, I kinda am. Let me sit you down for the big one.
Let me wash the bullshit off the screen and speak clearly
So!
The site stopped updating in 2016 (that I know of), cool. That’s a big fuck you in the ass and it’s not gonna feel good kind of thing. But what’s really getting my balls twisted is that the site is down. Now, I don’t know if my VPN spots were the ones that were doing the thing or what, but the site was inaccessible. It could just be that the site is down for maintenance since it's an ancient thing, or that stray site link that showed an unclaimed domain is just like that because of the switcharoos. Either way, it’s looking a bit grim my coomers. I don’t really want to be a fuckass downer so I’ll give it some wiggle room and the benefit of the doubt.
In case the worst possible reality is a thing, there might be some hope remaining in the free lands. I say this because I pretty vividly remember the site having a DRM-free download policy, so the vids are probably somewhere in the wild. The titles might be weird, the vids could be clipped to hell, or they could all be tucked into a safe folder and kept nice and clean until you drop by and pick them up. My memory is not so good as to know the exact number of vids, but some ancient chat spots are giving me 48 as the count. Huh. Now that sounds like some kind of quest to retrieve them all.
The one thing you’re not gonna be finding for shit are the picture sets. Hell, even I don’t remember them, since I never bothered to look! But knowing porn sites, I’m like half sure it was all screen caps anyway. So nothing of importance was really lost anyway! It’s gonna hurt less if I think of it like that.
The… billing, PornDude?
I recall that the site was decently cheap or at least I felt like it was. That was ages ago, so who knows how it is. I’d be lying to your dick if I put any payment plan here, so I’ll skip that and just talk about things. If the site is indeed alive, you’re gonna need some payment protection. Sure, Foot Woody is probably not malicious and doesn’t want to bite your dick off, but assholes online are not the same. Wear a glove on your woody when you poke into this woodpecker hole. I’d also prepare for a pretty fried site too. It was last updated at least in 2016, so you can imagine how much of a wreck it might be now, with the whole Flash support drying up like your load on the table.
So why are you even bringing up a possibly dead site?
Hey hey! That’s the keyword. It’s only “possibly” dead, and I have no definitive proof of it yet. All I know is that I can’t check the prices, and the site refuses to be accessed when I try. Will it work for you? Maybe. I say it’s worth yapping then! I already got all of the important info out anyway. Is this porn preservation? Yeah, it might be. The vids are at least from 2016, so that’s ten years already clocking. Give it two decades more, and it’s gonna be the sauciest gay foot porn on the block. Besides, it’s good to expand your options. The more you know of what exists out there, the luckier your searches. Twinkish amateurs with hairy legs! A lost art, really.
And I figure some of you read my reviews for paid sites because you want to know what keywords to type when you browse for free clips online. Which means there’s a solid chance someone here is gonna be frothing at the mouth and peen hole at the chance to jump into an adventure. Hey, my job is to review and provide. All info is good info, even if you can’t jack to it immediately after reading it. All in a day’s worth of wasting my rotten life away, I say! I’m such a kind neighborhood PornDude, aren’t I?
If you want paid amateur gay foot porn or the like, I still have that.
Jump into my Premium Gay Foot Fetish Sites list to find porn sites that are actually most definitely alive. What? If you can’t pay out and bust a wave here, then you better go someplace where you can. I already did reviews that are oozing with cum and my barely disguised horniness, so you’ll probably be vibing with those. I can suggest My Friends Feet as a go-to if you’re getting that executive dysfunction and unable to choose your next sperm dump site. Relax, let PornDude massage your scrotum. Ok that was kinda gross.
It’s always nice to look at the sites we have and see how things are looking
Well, to make a list I sorta need to have the best and the worst, right? Yeah, Foot Woody is gonna be pretty low on my list, I know, but that doesn’t mean that the porn it shared with us was for nothing. Much sperm was wasted, and we got to see lads who will never again appear on the screen. I had fun here, so my dick is hurting to see the dark clouds looking over the place. But hey, maybe you are the chosen one who can open this site and see what’s cooking in there. Hit the griddy, cruise over the offers, all that jazz. I dig the porn here. The site? Eh, the site is just a vessel in the end! PornDude out!
