You know what I need more of in my life? The thing that I am absolutely in dire need of? I need dudes to make their own sol sites and indulge their foot fetish with other dudes. Yeah, is it such a big ask? I mean, if the guy is really craving that shit, he’s gonna make the hottest shit yet! Well, I guess crap like that gets sent to OnlyFans, so I get my wish that way. But still, there has to be at least one dude who fits my fucked up kink of the night, right? Well, fellas, my dick was hungry and it led me somewhere that fit what I was looking for! I can always count on you, dick.
The deal behind Foot Hound and what it’s all about
The guy who is turning himself into a good pig for mine and your pleasure on Foot Hound is Franco and I think he used to (or still is?) run a few more sites. Well, Foot Hound is where he wanted to see just how down bad he was for toes, socks, and fucking sneakers.
Franco is a daddy and it shows. He is inked up to the near max and has a deep voice. You’d think a guy like this should be destroying asses and not acting pathetic for a whiff of toe sweat, but that’s why he’s so damn hot! I might just be developing a thing for pigs or I might be losing too much blood to my lower limb thinking of some obscene shit right now.
So yeah, you’re getting Franco in every scene! This is awesome on its own, but he typically goes for guys in their 20s who are much smoother and have less ink than him. He will bow his head to them and get lost in the sauce, working with all that footwear and pants. I love it. This is all I ever wanted to fap to today, and it came to me like a butterfly to a flower. Well, I might be making my chair wet right now, but I can still string thoughts together. My money is my own, but let’s see if you’d want to burn yours just the same as I did.
Here is how the site is holding up
Since I didn’t know this site existed, I naturally can’t tell you what happened, but I think it stopped adding new shit around 2016 or so. Maybe even earlier, but yeah, Franco didn’t have the sexual stamina to keep this thing going. Listen, I’d usually Karen to the max over this, but I have too much of a soft spot for the guy to yell just yet. Or well, at least not in text, but trust me, the sentiment will be there if things get fucked up (spoiler: they will).
SO! Vid count? Hmm? PornDude? Yummy vid count? Get back, you beasts! Alright, the video count is nothing impressive since it’s just 35 original clips. Quality? Around Full HD. You can stream them on devices that aren’t fuck off levels of ancient, and that includes your handhelds. I saw in the dregs of some ancient porn forum some guys yelling into the void that downloads used to be a thing. But nah, the Foot Hound FAQ is pretty clear that you can’t do shit about that. Stream it or leave it. Yeah… I am containing some major leagues of bitching. It’s fine, my guy. I paid for this. I fapped the best one of the week. I cannot possibly regret this.
Oh, and in case you want to see some pictures, each vid does have one. I mean, they are all screencaps, but at least they exist, I guess. No zips and no treats, but at least I managed to save them one right-click at a time. Hey, that’s literally the closest I got to having the vids! Please ignore the screen recording tools on my device. I have those all the time and have installation dates to prove it. Oh, and in case of any site issues, the Help (FAQ) page might help you out if it gets really tight, but not in a good way.
Let’s check out what price the site is rocking
So, you’d think a place with a teensy library and no new updates will have fair prices, right? Well, no. My ass got razed with these prices, and I’ll have them laid out one by one so you can see them. Pre-selected sales? No, sir, but there is one unselected. They are on the billing page, waiting to get sniped and stomped into powder, and lord do I hate pre-selected sales! But the one neat thing here is that no sub is recurring. Nope! You pay, you stream, and the site won’t hound you every month. So that’s pretty kind. It looks like it can all be handled through CCBill, too. Anyway, here is how the price list is going.
I know you’re gonna be looking at the 30-day access as your go-to to see this man suck and worship toes. I bet you were hoping for something better than a flat $29.95, but it is what it is. And I mean… I paid for this. Yeah. Full site access for a wank. The shit being horny does to a man with pathetic willpower. All other options are gonna be a big meh, but let me plop those here too.
90 days is rocking $49.95 and then expires without rebilling.
Going even longer than that, you can be a member for 180 days if you are willing to cough up $79.95 on this godforsaken site.
Lastly, if you really want to surrender your wallet, you can have unlimited access to the site for a whole year for juuuust $99.95. Well, aren’t these just the most reasonable, great-value prices ever!
Ok, but there has to be more to the site than this, right!??
Yeah, yeah, no. I didn’t see any ads (could be my ad blocker), but there are links. There is a section in the bar that pops up sometimes that reads as “chat,” but that takes you to another site. Then there is the Links bar, but that only has links to various porn sites. Hell, some are even review sites (not mine tho), and I can tell you in advance that these are no bonuses. I bet the site owner gets a small commission for just keeping them there and having people click on them out of curiosity. Small money-making ways and all that. But as you can see, it’s not the most appealing site from a raw content side!
Why did you even review this place, PornDude?
Because I was horny and I fapped to this ok! Did you not read the intro to this whole thing? And well, someone has to make an up-to-date review of the place so that lost souls don’t get fucked over thinking they just found something awesome. To its credit, Foot Hound isn’t exactly dicking its customers over since the cross-sells aren’t pre-checked, and the subs aren’t recurring. But it does have a damn high opinion of itself to be charging that much for dated content. I mean, the site does look nice, but I can get a ton more foot porn for the same money on other gay foot fetish spots. Check out my premium gay foot fetish list if you want to get that good jizz. Self-plug over.
I made my burnt money count a big time on Foot Hound and you might too, but keep your reason
Just because I managed to get through this with only a small amount of regrets, so you can too. But like, only if you are really fucking down bad to watch a daddy sniff and adore toes. It’s a niche thing, and you need to be on the other level of horniness to make it work. Franco made some excellent shit that looked fire to my cock. Then again, I was really hard then, and I am still seeing rainbows. You got a better brain than me.
You can decide what you wanna do with this place. The negatives are pretty stacked, and there is only my fresh cum in the corner to keep you company. Yeah, as much as I’m gonna be hurting, I know where I'm ranking this site on the list. It has its merits, but the competition is too fat to be beaten with my infatuation alone. PornDude walking away in small shame.
