I can understand that people have all kinds of fetishes, but there are a couple of things I will literally never understand, and pissing happens to be one of those niches. What kind of pleasure do you get from getting pissed on? If I tried really hard, maybe I could understand how guys who piss on other guys feel superior, but you can’t convince me that the person getting pissed on is having the time of his life!
This niche isn’t new, and I think that you must have seen some of these videos before, but probably on another site. As far as the stuff on FapHouse goes, it’s premium, meaning you won’t get to see it for free, at least not if you’re interested in full scenes. Now, just because you have to pay for this stuff doesn’t mean it’s going to be much better than what you find on free sites. You’d be surprised by the scenes you have on both types of porn sites, but we’ll get to that part later.
You might not have known this, but none of these videos actually belong to this site. All they’re doing is giving you a chance to watch stuff from a bunch of different places by paying only for one subscription. Usually, you’d have to visit one of these studios, pay for a subscription there, and look at only that stuff, but here, you need just one membership, and you’ll get to see every single video posted here, regardless of which studio has made it!
Since there are plenty of scenes available in this category alone, you’ll probably get to see all kinds of weird things happening, but just keep in mind that you’ll see one thing in each and every one of them. Someone is going to get pissed on, and that’s what you have to accept if you stay here. If you’re looking for more, you can explore hundreds of other niches, but that’s not today’s topic.
You’ll need a strong stomach for these videos
Even though it’s pretty obvious that all these videos are pretty fucked up, I still have to point out that you’ll need to be able to handle some wild shit to enjoy these scenes. Obviously, you’ll get to see guys pissing on each other, but that’s just one of the things that’s happening here. You might as well see someone pissing in a glass before drinking it all, or doing something else that’s just as gross.
No one said that you will only see two guys pissing. There are scenes where a couple of guys do this weird shit together, but if you’re into it, then you won’t say that it’s weird. It’s pretty obvious that it’s weird for me, and that I wouldn’t watch it for my own pleasure, but I still went over some of these videos just so you’d know what’s waiting for you on Fap House.
There’s probably something specific you have in mind that you’d want to watch, and going over 5k videos would take too long. Luckily, you’ll get to use some features that’ll help you find exactly what you need without wasting any time. I mean, this shouldn’t be a surprise because when you pay for porn, you expect certain things, but some premium sites don’t offer any features, so it doesn’t have to mean that just because you pay for something, you’ll have a great time on the site.
Anyway, the feature that seems like the most useful here is the one that lets you look for multiple categories at once. Sure, you can just type in a couple of words in the search bar, but that’s not what I’m suggesting you do. Instead, you should pick the pissing category from the list, and combine it with another category from that same list.
I probably shouldn’t even be telling you this, but make sure you don’t select a lot of categories at once. If you do it, you risk getting no results or ending up with just a few videos. Sure, you might find exactly what you need, but you won’t have a lot of options. That’s why you should use this feature carefully.
You can also focus on 4K videos if you can’t stand videos in lower quality anymore. They seem to have around 450 of these videos available at the moment, which is almost 10% of the category, which is pretty normal. Sure, no one would mind getting more stuff in 2160p, but you’ll have to wait a bit for that.
The majority of these videos are in HD or Full HD, but we’re still left with around 1.000 SD videos. Usually, I’d just forget about them because I have thousands of much better scenes, but I can’t just forget about the fact that 20% of the collection is in 480p or even lower resolution. That’s not something I expected from a premium porn site.
Not only will you find 1k SD videos, but you will also have around 2.000 videos that last only up to 5 minutes. The main reason why people pay for premium porn is to get access to longer videos, but apparently, that won’t happen with this niche. I don’t know if these videos are just previews, or if there are no longer versions, but I know that no one will be pleased with the current situation!
At least the membership isn’t expensive
Finding out that a lot of the videos in this category are in SD or short definitely isn’t reassuring, so I’ll understand if you’re thinking twice about becoming a member. Well, before you make a decision, I just want to tell you more about their offers, and more importantly, about how low the prices on FapHouse.com are!
So, instead of spending over $30 on memberships, just like you would on most of the other sites, you’ll just have to spend a fraction of that on the membership here. I know that this seems fake, but they’re just asking for $10 monthly, and in return, you get to look at everything they have to offer. We’re talking about over 2 million videos in total, including straight, gay, and trans videos, but you can obviously look for only those scenes you enjoy watching.
One thing they made clear right away was that not all of their videos are full scenes. They have around 1.4 million full videos, which is still quite a lot, but the problem here is that there’s no filter that lets you look only for videos that are full. You can probably take a look at the duration of a video and figure out whether you will be looking at the entire video or just a preview, but one simple filter could do this instead of us, so that’s something they should think about.
They’re actually offering two types of memberships, but if you want to get access to all those 4K videos, and maybe even download them, you will need to look at the more expensive options. The cheaper subscription goes for around $7 monthly, which is also cheap. What I’m trying to say is that both offers are affordable, so if those $3 per month don’t mean shit to you, just go for the full access, and you can thank me later!
Membership is cheap, but their pissing videos are short
I’d be lying if I said that the price of their membership wasn’t intriguing, but there’s a problem with the pissing category on Fap House, and it has nothing to do with the price. Actually, that’s probably the best part about this place because no other site would let you check out a bunch of stuff for just a few bucks per month. You can even get a big discount if you pick one of the longer memberships, but this shouldn’t come as a surprise because every place has deals like this one.
You’ll find around around 5.000 videos in this category alone, which is pretty impressive, but if you apply a couple of filters, you’ll quickly realize that this collection isn’t as impressive as you thought it would be. There are thousands of videos that last under 5 minutes, or can only be streamed and downloaded in SD. These are simply not things you expect from a premium site, but here we are.
The collection keeps growing daily thanks to the regular uploads, but it doesn’t seem like they’ll do anything about the quality. Yes, you’ll find 4K videos as well, but just because something got posted a few days ago doesn’t mean it’s going to look great. Keep in mind that stuff here is just reposted from other sites, so it might be new here, but in reality, it might be a few years old!
