There are a couple of niches that I just can't get behind, and piss is one of them. Now, if having piss all over your face, body, or whatever is your thing, you'll definitely like AEBN's selection of piss porn. It's exactly what you would expect it to be: people enjoying pissing on each other, or even on themselves.
AEBN is known for offering so much content that you'll basically never run out of things to watch, and that's exactly why I love visiting the website. Now, their payment system is a bit fucked if you ask me, but they do offer multiple payment options, so it all checks out in the end. If you wanna know more about AEBN's selection of gay piss porn, you're more than welcome to stick the fuck around.
And if you're not into piss, you can just fuck off elsewhere. AEBN has plenty of other categories for you to explore. Now, I know what you're thinking. If you're not into piss porn, how can you review piss porn? Well, it's very simple. Unlike some of you fuckers, I can stay objective. I can objectively tell you why I think AEBN's piss porn is worth checking out without actually being into the fetish. I can still tell whether it delivers what it promises or whether the content is crap.
Of course, you're more than welcome to do your own research and visit the website yourself, but I assume you're too lazy to do that. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here. So if you want to know more about this premium website and its gay selection of piss porn, you've come to the right place.
Piss porn? We really are a crazy species
I swear the internet has a talent for taking the most ordinary bodily functions and turning them into a full-blown category. At some point, somebody looked at a bathroom break and thought, "You know what? We should definitely build an entire niche around this." Then thousands of other people apparently stood up and applauded.
Basically, I don't know whether to be impressed by the creativity or concerned about humanity's collective decision-making. Piss porn is exactly what it sounds like. The whole appeal revolves around urine being part of the fantasy, and somehow that's enough for an entire community to exist. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to drink more water every day, and some of you have turned hydration into a personality trait.
You don't see a bottle of water and think, "I should stay healthy." Your brain immediately starts connecting dots that absolutely did not need connecting. I'm not here to judge what people are into, but I am going to ask questions. Out of every possible niche on the planet, this is the one that made you think, "Yep, that's tonight's entertainment." That's a hell of a journey.
The internet really is undefeated. If there's even the tiniest chance that someone could develop a preference for something, there will somehow be millions of people who beat them to it. At this point, I've stopped being surprised. I'm just waiting to discover the next category that's somehow even more fucking specific.
Thousands of piss porn videos
The first thing you might notice when you visit AEBN is that the website lists movies and scenes separately. That's because the movies are full-length productions with actual plots, while the scenes are simply cut from those movies. Personally, I think that's pretty obvious, but if you didn't know, now you do.
AEBN has over 2,000 scenes and more than 650 movies focusing on piss. Well, I wouldn't say they're dedicated only to piss, but pissing is part of the fantasy. For example, you might come across a hardcore threesome or bareback movie where the whole thing ends with someone getting pissed on.
Then there are videos where piss is the entire fantasy, whether that's drinking piss, pissing in someone's mouth, or getting pissed on. There's also content that uses piss as a humiliation tactic in BDSM scenes, along with videos where the participants are actively asking for it.
I've browsed through a lot of the content here, and no, I'm still not happy with it, but it definitely offers what it promises. The videos are usually over an hour long, but keep in mind that some of the older movies are only available in SD. I came across a couple that were offered in 480p, which is pretty shit by today's standards. But, to be fair, one of them was released in the '90s.
It was called *Sex Toilets*, and it's basically all about pissing and hardcore fucking. I didn't watch the entire movie. I downloaded a couple of scenes instead. Overall, I wasn't impressed, and the quality was pretty shit, but again, it's an old movie, so that's to be expected.
So, how much does this actually cost?
I've briefly mentioned that the payment options are a bit fucked, so let me explain that. It's not completely fucked, just a bit fucked. Basically, they're really pushing the whole minute-based payment system, which I think is just fucking dumb. I'm saying they're pushing it because, when you first register, you get 15 free minutes that you can use however you want.
After that, you have to pay for more. There are a few minute packages you can choose from. The most expensive one costs $85 and gives you 1,000 minutes. I'd say the mid-tier package is 200 minutes for $19.95, while the cheapest option is 15 minutes for $3.95. There are a few other packages as well, but that's basically the gist of it.
I think paying for minutes is stupid because if you rewatch a video you've already spent minutes on, you spend additional minutes all over again. And trust me when I say those minutes disappear super fast. Now, you can also rent, stream, or buy movies, but that only applies to full movies. When it comes to clips, you can either stream them using your minutes or buy them outright. Buying a movie also lets you download it.
The prices vary quite a bit. For example, there's a movie called *Piss Pigs*. It's around two and a half hours long and features a lot of popular stars. Renting it for 48 hours costs $6, streaming it for life costs $10, and buying it outright costs $20. Or, if you really want to, you can just spend your minutes on it instead.
Below every movie, you'll find a list of clips taken from it that you can purchase separately. These clips vary in both length and price, so choose wisely. You also get previews showing what you can expect, which is pretty nice, although I think it would be even better if every movie had a short trailer instead.
Great design and other niches
I think the overall design is pretty nice. Also, if you end up not being into piss porn or you just get bored of it, AEBN provides you with a lot of other niches. At the top of the website, you have the option to browse through all the categories, and there are plenty. Or you can just use the search box to look for something specific instead.
Personally, I think browsing through the categories is the easiest option, but you can also check out the newest clips that were just added. With so much content on AEBN, there's no doubt in my mind that you'll find something to get you in the mood.
More than enough piss to go around
Well, that's pretty much everything I wanted to cover about AEBN's piss category. While I still don't understand the appeal of getting covered in someone else's piss, I can't deny that the website delivers exactly what it promises. There are thousands of scenes, hundreds of movies, and enough variety that fans of the fetish probably won't run out of things to watch anytime soon.
The only thing I'm still not sold on is the payment system. I understand why some people might like paying by the minute, but personally, I'd rather just buy the movie and be done with it. Watching your minutes disappear every time you replay a scene gets old pretty fucking fast.
Other than that, AEBN is exactly what I expected it to be. The library is massive, the movies are generally long, the design is clean, and there are plenty of other categories to explore if piss turns out not to be your thing after all.
Whether you're into this particular fetish or something completely different, you'll probably find enough content to justify spending some time browsing the website. As for me, I'll happily leave the golden showers to the rest of you. You weird bastards can keep arguing over who has the better aim while I go find a category that doesn't make me question humanity every five minutes.
