AsianBoyToys

Fellas, be real with me. What is your most politically incorrect sexual fantasy involving Asian gay twinks and hunks? It’s fine, it’s fine! I’ve been with you wastrels so long that I no longer raise an eyebrow at anything you might have swirling up in there. Being horny transcends being a well-adjusted and thoughtful person. It just is and it’s also why you should never tie your name to your gooning in any way. If you’re just starting off on the dark road of Asian gay men, or if you want to increase the total weight of your forbidden folder, then I think pushing your face through this crack is going to be fine. Now, AsianBoyToys is a lot of things and comes with a network, so I’ll be the voice of reason here.

By that I mean I rubbed a few out moments before, and now my brain is clear enough to wiggle out of bad deals and horn baits. AsianBoy here is part of the Massive Gay Pass, and I’m pretty sure I tossed that network a look with a review already. I’ll try to mostly just tackle the Asians here, so I promise you I’m not going into details just to pad out the word count. Ok, maybe a little, but it’s still useful, and I’d like to think it gives you more ammunition when you go in. With all of that out of the way, time to look at this channel and see what it hides beyond the promo page!

This is roughly how the guys and action pan out

Think Asian. What kind of country comes to mind? Also, did you know Russians are fucking Asian in a way? Ha, don’t worry, there are no Slavic men here, but the cast is coming from some interesting spots. There are some Japanese lads here, and I think I also saw dudes from Bali. But the biggest bracket fillers here were guys from Thailand! Wowsa, that’s a really fucking unique brand of Asian. They are very much on that Twink grind because of porn niches, but I do think a few of them had more muscle on them than the rest. Not by much, but hey, it gets noticeable! Cocks come in uncut and cut varieties, and boy, the shape and size diversity is really booming here! Actually kinda impressive and makes me excited to see what these boys got in their pants!

As for how popular the hunks might be, well, I think some of them would count as regulars in the Asian niche, whatever that might amount to. Not big enough to post up a gay site and farm subs, but also not small enough to vanish in the background. But there are lots of amateurs that’s for sure. Personally, I love Asian newbies, especially in a twink setting. Makes me feel strong and hunky, like I could top their cute bottoms and slurp coconut milk while at it. Now I’m not too sure on this, but I think there are some straight blokes on the roster too? How straight is always up for debate when they are sucking and taking cock, but hey, we take what we can.

You might’ve picked up on a hint here, but yeah, the action is as diverse as the men you see on the roster. For a site that wants you to toy with Asian twinks, I’d call it pretty on point! Since variety is dancing in the club here, every other clip is going to be rocking something really tasty or at least new. One of the few consistencies I could fish out here was that most scenes had condoms in the play, which, like, fair. I respect that. Another common point is that sex is for duos, and maybe the cum fairy blesses your search every so often, and you get a threesome. If you want to see these cuties jacking off, you’re blessed! Solos here are mad hot!

Here comes the pretty big thing about updates and content

As with most things in life, you might be enjoying the hell out of one thing, but there are going to be drawbacks. For me, it’s getting fatter each time I inhale a bag of Doritos. For you, it's knowing that AsianBoyToys is no longer updating and has only 106 clips in the library. Downloads are still hot, so you can scurry off to grab them and put them in one of your holes. I hope you aren’t too hung up on the quality since BoyToys at best has 480p films, and most are in lower rungs. I’m pretty sure it’s in some way either vintage or retro, or it could just be gay porn filmed in poorer countries. As if I know! I didn’t mind too much but I can see why you’d pussy out.

Ok, so, shit’s fucked. We need to look at the network to bail us out. Well, when you wade through that fucking wall of ads, the other side is not that much greener than what you started with. Sure, it has 5290+ films to offer between like 36 channels, but it’s also not adding shit. It’s all rotating content, and it sometimes pulls already uploaded shit back to slowly trickle back. I’m pretty sure the Massive Gay Pass is geared toward vintage smut from the 80s to the 2000s, so you sure as fuck aren't escaping the mid video quality. But these downloads persist even here, so you can still nab everything you fancy. But as I mentioned, there are a lot of ads, and it can hurt like hell.

And now we can talk about the price of admission

Before we get anywhere here, let me please talk about the sheer shitfuckery that’s camping in on the billing page. If I’m not blind, I saw two pre-selected sales just waiting to fire off, which is bullshit. As always, they rebill for a shitton of money, so you do not want to stick with them if you know what’s good for your financial health. I mean, just because you’re spending your hard-earned cash on porn doesn’t mean you should be burning it! Do me a favor and comb all pages of the payment process for extra shit. And make sure to bar your email inbox because you’re gonna get spam mail and it’s gonna be a tough battle. I know things are just like this, but fuck. I get to mald here.

You can either rawdog the sub with your credit card directly, or you can choose to go through Epoch for some peace of mind. Since all subs are recurring, you’re gonna need to cancel your access eventually, so you better line things up correctly here. There are four membership options, so let me take a crack at ‘em!

The most useless thing you can do here is get a trial sub. You only get streaming access to like 12 “best” clips from the network, which is pretty shit. It costs $1.95 for three days and then rebills for $24.95/month.

Then there comes the usual monthly plan, which is thankfully full-access so you can start downloading shit. It's $24.95/month, and it's going to be your best pal when you start your download quest.

There are a few more, but how much mileage you get from them is going to be a question to stump even the best porn scientists. The 90-day access is billed as $49.95 every three months, and then the annual plan is there going for $99.45/year. I can see why the annual plan might be an option with all of the other shit happening irl, but the ads feel like a fat cockblock that I have my doubts.

The Asian porn is pretty fucking great but it gets dragged down into midhood

Hands down, I really enjoyed what AsianBoyToys had for me. It’s a tiny collection, but I was down for it, and I liked what I saw. Simple as! No big theories here, sir. I didn’t even mind the low resolution. But the ads and the inactivity really knock it down on my list. The whole network is like a massive garage sale that is trying to grab the last penny it can from the wares before things go under. It gets really fucking messy when a site whores out its ad space like this. I guarantee there is good gay smut to be found here, but you’ll need to work for it a bit. If this is the kind of gay battle you wanna get up to, then straddle those AsianBoyToys pal!